@kelleybean.bsky.social
Nothing more insulting than someone passing me while I’m already speeding, just to get directly in front of me again. That seems personal and now we have beef.
June 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nothing more insulting than someone passing me while I’m already speeding, just to get directly in front of me again. That seems personal and now we have beef.
Let this cinnamon loaf sit overnight? Bold of them to assume it'll last the next 10 minutes. #DidntStandAChance #RecipeSchmecipe #OvernightSchmovernight
April 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Let this cinnamon loaf sit overnight? Bold of them to assume it'll last the next 10 minutes. #DidntStandAChance #RecipeSchmecipe #OvernightSchmovernight
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And then he said, "Well if Trump officials are breaking the law Attorney General Pam Bondi will prosecute them."
And we laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried a lot.
And we laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried a lot.
March 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And then he said, "Well if Trump officials are breaking the law Attorney General Pam Bondi will prosecute them."
And we laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried a lot.
And we laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried a lot.
I went to the store the other day and caused a seed display avalanche. If you see me on the news, no you didn’t. #OopsIDidItAgain
March 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I went to the store the other day and caused a seed display avalanche. If you see me on the news, no you didn’t. #OopsIDidItAgain
Accidentally fell down a rabbit hole of "books to survive the apocalypse." Guess I’m a prepper now. Thanks, Trump. #DystopianReadsForDystopianTimes #TrumpocalypsePrep #LiberalPrepperEnergy
March 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Accidentally fell down a rabbit hole of "books to survive the apocalypse." Guess I’m a prepper now. Thanks, Trump. #DystopianReadsForDystopianTimes #TrumpocalypsePrep #LiberalPrepperEnergy
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This day has been going on for roughly two weeks. #timeisbroken #whyisitstilltoday
March 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This day has been going on for roughly two weeks. #timeisbroken #whyisitstilltoday
While making brunswick stew, I left my husband unattended with the chili flakes and he mistakenly thought it called for the whole bottle. #ThisIsFineButItsNot #SendMilkNotHelp
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
While making brunswick stew, I left my husband unattended with the chili flakes and he mistakenly thought it called for the whole bottle. #ThisIsFineButItsNot #SendMilkNotHelp
Went to purchase something that required ID. Instead, the cashier decided to try to GUESS my birth year. She was wrong. I was sad. #RudeButFair #ExistentialCrisisAtCheckout
#LetMeSeeYourManagerButNicely
#LetMeSeeYourManagerButNicely
March 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Went to purchase something that required ID. Instead, the cashier decided to try to GUESS my birth year. She was wrong. I was sad. #RudeButFair #ExistentialCrisisAtCheckout
#LetMeSeeYourManagerButNicely
#LetMeSeeYourManagerButNicely
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x
November 17, 2024 at 8:07 AM