Praying For Lobsters Kelly π¦
@kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.
βWeβll see how brave you areβ β Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
βWeβll see how brave you areβ β Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
Pinned
Bluesky can afford to buy Will a new (to him) Honda Fit
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Normal person: hey, what are you watching on Youtube
Me: [closes tab of video of US Navy chaplain performing last rites for the bodies of Soviet sailors from submarine K-129 after being recovered by the Glomar Explorer] nothing
Me: [closes tab of video of US Navy chaplain performing last rites for the bodies of Soviet sailors from submarine K-129 after being recovered by the Glomar Explorer] nothing
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Normal person: hey, what are you watching on Youtube
Me: [closes tab of video of US Navy chaplain performing last rites for the bodies of Soviet sailors from submarine K-129 after being recovered by the Glomar Explorer] nothing
Me: [closes tab of video of US Navy chaplain performing last rites for the bodies of Soviet sailors from submarine K-129 after being recovered by the Glomar Explorer] nothing
The Nobel Peace Prize thing is getting ripped to shreds
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize thing is getting ripped to shreds
Temu-ass Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Temu-ass Nobel Peace Prize
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Guillotines
βthe agents pressed his face against the pool of blood and did not immediately call paramedics.β
βThe other officers were mocking him, saying,
'You're going to lose your eye," she said, recalling what her nephew told her.β
βThe other officers were mocking him, saying,
'You're going to lose your eye," she said, recalling what her nephew told her.β
January 16, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Guillotines
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Every leftist on this site: βah yes I can see the shitlibs watched my TikToks on how to do a protest gud, we are making progress comradesβ
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Every leftist on this site: βah yes I can see the shitlibs watched my TikToks on how to do a protest gud, we are making progress comradesβ
MAGA has totally splintered into competing factions, we can thank Candace Owens for working in our favor
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
MAGA has totally splintered into competing factions, we can thank Candace Owens for working in our favor
Edward Normielib is viral on Twitter right now bsky.app/profile/stat...
π¨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrantsβit's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW β¬οΈ
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Edward Normielib is viral on Twitter right now bsky.app/profile/stat...
Also Trump is basically dead
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Also Trump is basically dead
Everything is so bad for MAGA right now, I truly donβt know how they come back from this
JD Vance hasnβt memed in a week! He gets torn up in all the replies
JD Vance hasnβt memed in a week! He gets torn up in all the replies
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Everything is so bad for MAGA right now, I truly donβt know how they come back from this
JD Vance hasnβt memed in a week! He gets torn up in all the replies
JD Vance hasnβt memed in a week! He gets torn up in all the replies
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Saw this popping around the web
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Saw this popping around the web
wow did I just get taken back to 1993
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
wow did I just get taken back to 1993
β¦β¦maybe I canβt read anymore too!!!
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
β¦β¦maybe I canβt read anymore too!!!
Oh like, what is it philosophically or existentially lol? Haha
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Oh like, what is it philosophically or existentially lol? Haha
As a longtime lip gloss and stick connoisseur
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
As a longtime lip gloss and stick connoisseur
Itβs legit true lol
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Itβs legit true lol
Deleting in 3
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Deleting in 3
The thing is Karoline nobody would have noticed the needle marks in your lips if you just made the decision to not wear nude pink lip gloss
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 AM
The thing is Karoline nobody would have noticed the needle marks in your lips if you just made the decision to not wear nude pink lip gloss
I feel like that describes it better than anything since itβs an actual aesthetic
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I feel like that describes it better than anything since itβs an actual aesthetic
Watch the video lol
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Watch the video lol
Tbh I think Bezosβ wife really made some poor decisions lol
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Tbh I think Bezosβ wife really made some poor decisions lol
ah yes chime in doc why not
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
ah yes chime in doc why not
Oh my god thereβs a whole genre of Mar a Lago face videos on TikTok
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Oh my god thereβs a whole genre of Mar a Lago face videos on TikTok
I canβt stop staring
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I canβt stop staring
