Praying For Lobsters Kelly 🦞
@kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos
Republicans are evil.
not counting Bluesky
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
not counting Bluesky
The guy on Billions seems smarter tho lol
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The guy on Billions seems smarter tho lol
Oh really??
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Oh really??
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"BREAKING:" is the BlueSky equivalent of "FW: FW: FW:" in email subject lines.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"BREAKING:" is the BlueSky equivalent of "FW: FW: FW:" in email subject lines.
Idk. She’s not a fan of the ICE shooting I know
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Idk. She’s not a fan of the ICE shooting I know
She’s still far right tho
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
She’s still far right tho
Yeah insane
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Yeah insane
Bill Ackman seems like a movie parody of a billionaire finance bro, I can’t believe he’s real
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Bill Ackman seems like a movie parody of a billionaire finance bro, I can’t believe he’s real
some marginal MAGA male voters, even (not a ton, they are mostly in it forever, it truly does not matter what the man does)
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
some marginal MAGA male voters, even (not a ton, they are mostly in it forever, it truly does not matter what the man does)
He is extremely unpopular, ICE is incredibly unpopular which is also mirrored on Twitter
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
He is extremely unpopular, ICE is incredibly unpopular which is also mirrored on Twitter
It makes sense though, how she got from point A to point B now for me. I forget Clearwater is like their man hub
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
It makes sense though, how she got from point A to point B now for me. I forget Clearwater is like their man hub
Riley Gaines btw is fucking evil, she’s become a big influencer there
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Riley Gaines btw is fucking evil, she’s become a big influencer there
My affinity for Jenis is the most shitlib thing about me
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My affinity for Jenis is the most shitlib thing about me
It sounds amazing lol
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
It sounds amazing lol
Jeez they barely talk about Harris now, who knew 🤨
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Jeez they barely talk about Harris now, who knew 🤨
They are gonna ratfuck Newsom so hard you have no idea. So no, not super concerned
They think California is worse than Chicago, now
They think California is worse than Chicago, now
January 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
They are gonna ratfuck Newsom so hard you have no idea. So no, not super concerned
They think California is worse than Chicago, now
They think California is worse than Chicago, now
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And here’s the other thing about Gavin Newsom. MAGA hates and I mean hates that man way way more than Biden. They don’t even talk about Biden anymore.
They hate Walz as much :(
They hate Walz as much :(
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
And here’s the other thing about Gavin Newsom. MAGA hates and I mean hates that man way way more than Biden. They don’t even talk about Biden anymore.
They hate Walz as much :(
They hate Walz as much :(
I don’t worry about Gavin Newsom being president because Twitter hates him as much as Bluesky does
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I don’t worry about Gavin Newsom being president because Twitter hates him as much as Bluesky does
And here’s the other thing about Gavin Newsom. MAGA hates and I mean hates that man way way more than Biden. They don’t even talk about Biden anymore.
They hate Walz as much :(
They hate Walz as much :(
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
And here’s the other thing about Gavin Newsom. MAGA hates and I mean hates that man way way more than Biden. They don’t even talk about Biden anymore.
They hate Walz as much :(
They hate Walz as much :(