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@kellybdevoe.bsky.social
Chicago. Platform-chaser. social worker. shitlib (not resist). Derrida said reskeets are unknowable. crazy in love with my children Yatcher, Thates, and Thardley. Disco won. She/her.

“We’ll see how brave you are” — Tori Amos

Republicans are evil.
Every single picture here is cool. Very didn’t even have to try. It’s like every part of his hair, his clothing lay just perfectly
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 AM
- is 82 years old and calls her milquetoast adversaries “cucks”
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes Jenis just goes buckwild
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
ah yes chime in doc why not
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I can’t stop staring
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
More
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Just so you all know it’s not getting better for them it’s only getting worse
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
lmao who does he think he is truly @mrbtx.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
lol I think this is what it looks like when you make somebody mad @neuropantser.bsky.social

Cry more, useless pissbaby
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Yeah my mom who is out there protesting at every protest is definitely an communist only into aesthetics and online clout
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
A face women are haunted by. God what a creep, do another angle you look like a rapist
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Explaining Evelyn Normielib to my wine mom
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This is a non-American he is talking to. Why do people follow this literal idiot??

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January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
A Big Mac has 56% of the recommended daily serving of saturated fat
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Bluesky can afford to buy Will a new (to him) Honda Fit
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
hahahahhahaahahaha
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Leftists (including this one) will not be allowed to rewrite their internet history, sorry
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I’m a shitlib BECAUSE I have engaged with so many people in my life: I get people talk a big game and don’t follow through often. I get theory, sometimes, is utterly useless in the real world. I listen to wise people, not smart, but wise. I get when I’m being played. I demand actions over words.
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Over
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
FOLKS it’s over for them
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Mandate of Heaven
January 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
January 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
You’re goin to hell sorry I didn’t make the choice
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM