kenny gesserit 🦝
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I’m just KEN
anywhere else I’d be a Ken
anywhere else I’d be a Ken
Mr President, have I ever told you how beautiful you are? Yes sir, indeed. Sir, can you ask Paramount to remaster Deep Space 9? Thank you sir.
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Mr President, have I ever told you how beautiful you are? Yes sir, indeed. Sir, can you ask Paramount to remaster Deep Space 9? Thank you sir.
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She geek on my squad till I best buy
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
She geek on my squad till I best buy
Best Buy has finished executing every member of the geek squad
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Best Buy has finished executing every member of the geek squad
Lego should do a bionicle collab with Alien and Predator
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lego should do a bionicle collab with Alien and Predator
The first year of Bluesky was like a marathon of that rubbery pungent pussy guy from Twitter
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The first year of Bluesky was like a marathon of that rubbery pungent pussy guy from Twitter
Gandalf: listen here halfling, the full men are talking
The way they call hobbits halflings sounds like a slur
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Gandalf: listen here halfling, the full men are talking
The way they call hobbits halflings sounds like a slur
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The way they call hobbits halflings sounds like a slur
Anyone played this game? I’ve been playing it for the past month and I love it
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Anyone played this game? I’ve been playing it for the past month and I love it
Thinkin about moving off grid so I never have to hear about AI ever again
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Thinkin about moving off grid so I never have to hear about AI ever again
Watching lord of the rings in the machete order
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Watching lord of the rings in the machete order
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
I’m the opposite of woke. I’m … eepy
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m the opposite of woke. I’m … eepy
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scientists say the final extant guy to list “school of hard knocks” on his facebook has passed away. he was 47 and will be buried in his oakleys
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
scientists say the final extant guy to list “school of hard knocks” on his facebook has passed away. he was 47 and will be buried in his oakleys
Me and the libs are libbing the fuck out at the James Comey trial where we sing Pink Comey Club outside the courthouse for 14 hours because we love a tall white man being persecuted by drumpf
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me and the libs are libbing the fuck out at the James Comey trial where we sing Pink Comey Club outside the courthouse for 14 hours because we love a tall white man being persecuted by drumpf
Normal country where every year I gotta spend a full day thinking about which insurance option to choose and say, “well I guess I don’t think I’ll go to the hospital next year?”
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Normal country where every year I gotta spend a full day thinking about which insurance option to choose and say, “well I guess I don’t think I’ll go to the hospital next year?”
There’s like non-zero chance they just kill him game of thrones style
🇺🇸 New York's incoming leftist mayor Zohran Mamdani said he was "ready for whatever happens" when he meets US President Donald Trump in Washington on Friday, stressing their shared desire to tackle the cost of living.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There’s like non-zero chance they just kill him game of thrones style
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Zohran, donald trump doesn't care about that
🇺🇸 New York's incoming leftist mayor Zohran Mamdani said he was "ready for whatever happens" when he meets US President Donald Trump in Washington on Friday, stressing their shared desire to tackle the cost of living.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Zohran, donald trump doesn't care about that
Zei squirrel on suicide watch
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Zei squirrel on suicide watch
Sure, we may kill off every endangered species. And yes more may become endangered and then they’ll die too. But that’s the price we must pay to get the cost of eggs down
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sure, we may kill off every endangered species. And yes more may become endangered and then they’ll die too. But that’s the price we must pay to get the cost of eggs down
Batman beyond spoilers
Do yall know that show ends with Terry learning that Amanda Waller swapped out his dads sperm for Bruce Wayne’s sperm and that he’s actually a biological(?) son of Bruce Wayne?
Do yall know that show ends with Terry learning that Amanda Waller swapped out his dads sperm for Bruce Wayne’s sperm and that he’s actually a biological(?) son of Bruce Wayne?
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Batman beyond spoilers
Do yall know that show ends with Terry learning that Amanda Waller swapped out his dads sperm for Bruce Wayne’s sperm and that he’s actually a biological(?) son of Bruce Wayne?
Do yall know that show ends with Terry learning that Amanda Waller swapped out his dads sperm for Bruce Wayne’s sperm and that he’s actually a biological(?) son of Bruce Wayne?
The people who have like 4 year streaks on Duolingo but are only like level 10 in Italian really fascinate me
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The people who have like 4 year streaks on Duolingo but are only like level 10 in Italian really fascinate me
I like the first hobbit movie
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I like the first hobbit movie
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This shits been stuck in my head for like 2 weeks
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This shits been stuck in my head for like 2 weeks
Pretty fucked up that Nathan doesn’t have a brother that he can have sex next to. Not that me and my brother ever did that, because we didn’t. But it’s messed up that Nathan doesn’t have that
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Pretty fucked up that Nathan doesn’t have a brother that he can have sex next to. Not that me and my brother ever did that, because we didn’t. But it’s messed up that Nathan doesn’t have that