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Kev the Pumpkin King

@kevtalk.bsky.social

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"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." Antifascism is in my Marine blood I follow folks who see through the bullshit 🫶

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · Aug 29

You picked a bad time to get lost, friend. You'll be so much easier to rob when you're dead!

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

Do you get drunk to practice trolling or are you really doing this competely sober? It's fuckin weird.

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

How is that second guy 15 and 57 at the same time?

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

Also, thanks for all the spice.

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

The next administration should 100% not honor those pardons and anyone who has a problem with that needs to get the scorched earth treatment. Enough is enough.

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

You should go back to FB. Seems more your speed.

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

This you, Sue?

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

*good conscience

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

It's not only our right but also our duty to criticize our elected leaders. To do otherwise is to completely fail in our responsibility to our children and our grandchildren. The buck stops at the top for most professionals of his conscience. Not the other way around.

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

The Supreme Court also gave the position of the presidency near complete immunity under Biden's watch. He could've black bagged those fascist shitstains before he left office and he chose not to.

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

Brb, crushing Tylenol and rubbing it on my pp...gonna see if I can win trivia night at the local pub

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

AMBER LAMPS?!? 😭😭😭

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 3h

I mean, most of them would have been furious that we elected a black man, sooooo

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 1d

These smug fuckin MBA dorks need to have their books dumped

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 1d

Being a friend to the insects is a massive green flag 🫡

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 1d

This one is for all the Reddit atheists out there who haven't moved past 2008 intent culture. This man is moved by his faith to do the right thing. Do I hold the same beliefs? Absolutely not. Would I stand shoulder to shoulder with him?

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 1d

This stylish bastard? Absolutely not

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 1d

I noticed the same thing 😅 if one of my Marines showed up to formation looking like that, I would've been well within my rights as a corporal to unhinge my jaw and swallow them whole before 1stSgt saw them

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 1d

That dude wearing a SOG patch with shitty cuffed trousers 😂 lookin like a bag of smashed assholes

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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 1d

I don't understand why I see things so differently. I see a health insurance industry that thinks it's entitled to charge people 1/3rd of their income for healthcare. That industry shouldn't be "fixed." It should be burned to the ground and its ashes pissed on.

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 2d

Dang man, I forgot she existed for a good few months

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Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 2d

This is an incredibly important assertion

Jeremy Be @iamjeremybe.bsky.social · 2d

They don't though. They assume they have the power to lie without consequences. Whether we all believe them or not is of no consequence.

Kev the Pumpkin King @kevtalk.bsky.social · 2d

I've got some real bad news for you about how much fascists respect the voting process

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