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Kid Phantasm
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Enslaving one soul at a time. It is exhausting work but someone has to do it.
Also, hippos and black cats should run the universe
Mets, Devils, Knicks, Tide, Giants
Still think Dukakis was robbed
26+6=1
Pinned
I feel like America is trapped in the dinner scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Rest in Peace to Bud Cort
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Hey, I've heard this before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5...
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.

He was 48.

Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Guys. Fuck. It's Reggie. I know times are absolute shit, but if you're not in the shit at the moment, please consider helping. Dude is a legend and a big part of why Horror is where it is.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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So in case anyone doubted, trackAIPAC really should just be called TrackJewish, because to them all donations from Jewish groups are the same.

So all of you who believed them out of hand - you got conned.
The Track AIPAC website is purposely misleading. If you bothered to look around the website to the breakdown of funds you'd find this. No AIPAC. also the official AIPAC website says they never endorsed her.
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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This, more or less, is the full encapsulation of social media:

Person A says something they wish was true.

Person B points out that it’s not.

Person A gets mad at Person B for ruining the vibe and calls them some largely gross epithet in the Chapo dialect.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Ah yes, "centrist Epstein democrats". These people...
an older man is sitting in a chair holding a newspaper .
ALT: an older man is sitting in a chair holding a newspaper .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The contempt on her face should be the lasting image from today
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hey, I've heard this before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5...
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Bondi might be the most irritating of the bunch
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Thomas Massie is a total lunatic but I am cheering him on for the moment
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Pam Bondi is G. Gordon Liddy without the sense of humor
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
She is such a fake, phony and a fraud
wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Remember when having a vaccine was considered tyranny?
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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I’m generally not one to formulate a conspiracy, but shutting down a whole ass airport for 10 days is really freaking weird, and I would like to know why. www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...
FAA abruptly closes El Paso airspace for 10 days over unspecified security concerns | CNN
The Federal Aviation Administration abruptly issued a temporary flight restriction that immediately grounds all flights to and from El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days — a shutdown that...
www.cnn.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
After 27 years, Nelson Mandela was finally freed from prison on February 11, 1990. Elon probably spends the day shooting up God knows what and weeping uncontrollably.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgcT...
The Specials - Nelson Mandela (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Specials
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Tammy Baldwin, the first openly gay person to be elected to the US Senate, was born February 11, 1962
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Natalie Dormer, star of one of my favorite gifs, was born February 11, 1982
a woman is sitting in a hammock holding an apple in her hand .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a hammock holding an apple in her hand .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Darius Rucker went from Yacht Rock to Country and now singing Sinatra.
I think yodeling is the last genre of white people music left
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Tina Louise was born February 11, 1934
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Burt Reynolds was born February 11, 1936
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Eva Gabor, the only one of the Gabor sisters who actually had real talent, was born February 11, 1919
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM