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KidsDrDave
@kidsdrdave.bsky.social
I mess around on the internet a lot. I try to help kids stay healthy. I listen to podcasts, Phish, and mostly albums released from 1983-1993. And I don't believe in armadillos. He/Him/His
Youngest kid turned 28 today 😱
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
OK now in retrospect I'm wondering if I would have been able to sell the Official Platinum $700+ seats I declined
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wut

Wordle 1,637 2/6*

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December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Good news: the Indiana Senate rejected redistricting

Bad news: my State Senator (and my State Rep) voted for it
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm embarrassed to report that last night on the plane I paid $11 for a barely warm cheeseburger because I was starving. Stomach is OK so far. What was I thinking?
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I watched Weapons on the plane last night, and if you like smart horror, check it out
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There should be a word for the panic you get when you see that you're typing your password in the wrong, visible field
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Goddamnit I clicked on a "party invitation" email from a guy I haven't been in touch with for 10 years, and of course it was phishing
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You know what pisses me off about this? It's optional. Parents can say yes or no. Most say yes. Some of the nos I can convince. But nobody is forcing the shot on anyone, and HOW DARE THEY try to take it away from these babies?
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Sphere 4/18 🥳
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I walked out of Kroger and the parking lot was completely dark. I said "Uh, we need some lights out here," and WITHIN ONE SECOND they all came on

#Superpower
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
8 years ago tonight I met Meredith from The Office and Sue Sylvester from Glee, and they were delightful
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got David Byrne tickets so I'm less anxious about Sphere Phish
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Got an amazing sear on this ribeye I split with my wife
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sociopath Matthew Rhys in The Beast in Me is so fun
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Turduckenado 🤣
my ten best movies of the 21st century:

The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
David Byrne is coming to Indy in May 🙌🚨🥳
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Got home from seeing Hamilton, ready to watch the recording of IU-OSU football, checked my phone to see if I have any texts, and Google throws the final score in my face 😡
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
History repeats itself
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ugh, disappointing, MSU. Still a lot of work to do before March.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reposted by KidsDrDave
I’m not surprised they’re always on the white peoples side, and always on the rich peoples side, and always on the men’s side, and always on the “Christian” side, and always on the cisgender side, but also always being on the infectious disease side just really wasn’t on my bingo card.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Izzone must be insane right now
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
There's a new episode of the Valley Heat podcast out today (first one in 15 months), it's batshit crazy, and I'm delighted
@valleyheat.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM