Elissa
@killjoie.bsky.social
I’m three raccoons in a scrub top. Tell your nana I love her. Put some medihoney on that.
Somebody just unironically used the term “windshield time” and I nearly threw up.
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Somebody just unironically used the term “windshield time” and I nearly threw up.
Continued good cheer from the wound team
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Continued good cheer from the wound team
Slowly becoming more unhinged as the week goes on. (This was after I put up “seasons feetings” and “happy new rear” on our wound mannequins.
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Slowly becoming more unhinged as the week goes on. (This was after I put up “seasons feetings” and “happy new rear” on our wound mannequins.
Yesterday’s email from the teacher. “B arrived happy and full of energy. He wanted to work for cheese.” Honestly? Same, kiddo. Same.
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Yesterday’s email from the teacher. “B arrived happy and full of energy. He wanted to work for cheese.” Honestly? Same, kiddo. Same.
Happy Holidays from the wound nerds!
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy Holidays from the wound nerds!
Want to go Caroling? We’re starting and finishing with the Vandals.
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Want to go Caroling? We’re starting and finishing with the Vandals.
Joestopher enjoys his new lair.
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Joestopher enjoys his new lair.
I’ve been hand stitching this since late August. Today I pinned the borders on and I’m blind stitching everything down. So close to getting it quilted!
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ve been hand stitching this since late August. Today I pinned the borders on and I’m blind stitching everything down. So close to getting it quilted!
It’s soup season. This week I made chicken corn noodle and today the best ham and potato soup. Delightful.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s soup season. This week I made chicken corn noodle and today the best ham and potato soup. Delightful.
The happiest day of the year at work is coming to a close. Book sale 2025 is a wrap. I found a slew of great things for me, a box full of titles for mom, and books from my childhood that will go to the little free library. (Bunnicula! Ramona & Beezus)
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The happiest day of the year at work is coming to a close. Book sale 2025 is a wrap. I found a slew of great things for me, a box full of titles for mom, and books from my childhood that will go to the little free library. (Bunnicula! Ramona & Beezus)
It’s our annual book sale at work, and someone donated my absolute favorite book from childhood, same edition, in pristine shape. Sure, it doesn’t have my Grammy’s writing in it, but I snagged that SO FAST.
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s our annual book sale at work, and someone donated my absolute favorite book from childhood, same edition, in pristine shape. Sure, it doesn’t have my Grammy’s writing in it, but I snagged that SO FAST.
I’m now old enough to have a favorite apple, and that is Crimson Crisp. Though you’d have to pry the Stayman Winesaps out of my cold dead hands come late October.
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m now old enough to have a favorite apple, and that is Crimson Crisp. Though you’d have to pry the Stayman Winesaps out of my cold dead hands come late October.
Crikey, she’s a big ‘un. #newbookday
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Crikey, she’s a big ‘un. #newbookday
Joestopher is a stage five clinger. I love him fiercely.
October 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Joestopher is a stage five clinger. I love him fiercely.
Seymour, my wound butt came!
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Seymour, my wound butt came!
Working on my funfetti cake sweater. Joe opted to be a scarf this morning. The US is going to absolute shit, but this particular morning is ok so far.
July 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Working on my funfetti cake sweater. Joe opted to be a scarf this morning. The US is going to absolute shit, but this particular morning is ok so far.
The 15th anniversary is Crystal. I want this or meth.
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The 15th anniversary is Crystal. I want this or meth.
Don’t let the spotty chin and adorable pose fool you. He’s bitey AF. No limbs are safe.
April 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don’t let the spotty chin and adorable pose fool you. He’s bitey AF. No limbs are safe.
Espresso sums up 2025 for everyone.
March 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Espresso sums up 2025 for everyone.
Was adopted by a kitten this weekend. Meet Joestopher Mattholomew Dougherty. Joe for short.
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Was adopted by a kitten this weekend. Meet Joestopher Mattholomew Dougherty. Joe for short.
Reposted by Elissa
Number of felony convictions...
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
February 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Number of felony convictions...
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Absolutely. The fuck. Not. Motherfuckers.
The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Absolutely. The fuck. Not. Motherfuckers.