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DOUCHEBAG ꒰🪓꒱
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her mindset had undergone a huge change since being trapped in the torture labyrinth. the blonde hedgehog had come to terms with it, and assisted others in escaping when she knew it was not worth any effort to worry about only herself.

"if others can get out, that is all that matters."

❪ Espio nodded slowly, his confusion dissipating but concern lingering. She knew this area like the back of her hand, it seems, even kept him safe while he was in the unknown.

In a way, he’s the same. ❫

〝 I see…I respect that. 〞
". . . . that's not something you should worry about," she mumbled, glancing at espio and noting his confusion and concern.

"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."
gently taking @ambivalentomen.bsky.social 's hand during a match. she doesn't look in his direction, but is stoically staring outwardly.
". . . . that's not something you should worry about," she mumbled, glancing at espio and noting his confusion and concern.

"all that matters is that you and the others will be safe. escape is not the most important thing for me."

❪ Espio straightened his posture almost immediately, turning to stare at her before responding, his expression screaming pure confusion and concern. ❫

〝 What about you? 〞
douchebag continued to travel north, keeping her guard up and her ax gripped. luckily for them, the exe was nowhere nearby and they were reaching a point where they would be safe.

"we need to wait it out until the ring opens. . . you will most likely be able to escape," she told him.
"it's fine. . . . you're just not used to being here or experiencing being trapped. to my knowledge. forgive me if i'm wrong," was her blunt reply, still staring into the flickering flames.

"perhaps the game will reject you and set you free."
As much as it pains her to admit, it seems she was right, and now relaxing, calmed.

〝 Forgive me. 〞
"you can probably escape this place, but the rest of us cannot. after every escape, we are placed back here and forced to wait another trial. after every death is the same thing," was her calm reply, not reacting to the erratic lightning or the way mary was acting.

"keep your wits about you."
"we need to move away from this area. i don't want to stick in one place for too long," she replied quietly, standing and letting her ax dangle by her side.

she could sense other survivors, but the exe wasn't something she was able to detect. douchebag began moving to the best of her ability.
"Okay."

Knuxkles was psychologically preparing himself for escape, eyes darting around the place to see if any enemies were close by.
douchebag knew she was stuck here, but THIS knuckles probably would be freed if they were able to reach the ring. the blonde hedgehog did not remove her hand from her wound, but this made using her ax very difficult.

". . . . . . try to stick by me, and i'll guide you to the ring when it opens."
quietly sneaking around in the thicket near a platform, douchebag had crimson smeared across her features and her ax clutched tightly in her hands. though she could sense @sinless-sovereign.bsky.social nearby, she was not in a position to call out verbally. she only gestured for sally to join her.
douchebag knew she was stuck here, but THIS knuckles probably would be freed if they were able to reach the ring. the blonde hedgehog did not remove her hand from her wound, but this made using her ax very difficult.

". . . . . . try to stick by me, and i'll guide you to the ring when it opens."
"Wait, how did I get here? I was guarding the Master Emerald, and then the next thing I know, I'm..."

Knuckles cut his sentence short, not wanting to change the subject. He had a job to do, and that was to get out of here.

"Okay, I'll keep an eye out."
"you're in the executioner's realm. there are no hospitals around. . . we need to find the healer and get to them," douchebag replied calmly, brown eyes surveying the surrounding area and detecting others nearby.

"alright. there are others west of us. if the exe comes back, i want you to run."
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ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖?
𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖

𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖?
ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖
𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖.
douchebag continued to travel north, keeping her guard up and her ax gripped. luckily for them, the exe was nowhere nearby and they were reaching a point where they would be safe.

"we need to wait it out until the ring opens. . . you will most likely be able to escape," she told him.

❪ Espio, on the other hand, raised a Shuriken upon hearing some rustling, but lowered it when he saw the survivor running south.

Once she finished speaking, he nodded, keeping his pace in unison with hers. ❫

〝 Noted. 〞
when they heard rustling, douchebag never reacted. she simply placed her finger to her lips as a survivor escaped a nearby tangle of bushes to run south.

". . . . the next time i sense somebody nearby, i will tell you," she mumbled after a brief silence, finally moving north again.
"you're in the executioner's realm. there are no hospitals around. . . we need to find the healer and get to them," douchebag replied calmly, brown eyes surveying the surrounding area and detecting others nearby.

"alright. there are others west of us. if the exe comes back, i want you to run."
Knuckles nodded, but not before his eyes widened at the obvious wound that was on the female's side, giving himself a closer look at it.

"Oh my Gaia, are you alright? We need to get you to a hospital or something!"
though douchebag was hit in the process, she managed to lose the exe and meet knuckles in another location. clutching her bleeding side with no change in her expression.

"are you alright," she inquired, completely ignoring the way she was injured.

hopefully knuckles had escaped the same.
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Stay with me.
Knocking on
midnight's door.
Begging you not
to go home.
That season when
I cried.
Right in front of
your eyes.
Stay with me.
the blonde hedgehog was limping and grabbing her side, blood oozing from the wound when she noticed @lightningcrashes.bsky.social nearby. douchebag called out casually and stoically, as if she wasn't leaking crimson.

"don't go from the direction i came in. the exe is over there. travel west."
"you can probably escape this place, but the rest of us cannot. after every escape, we are placed back here and forced to wait another trial. after every death is the same thing," was her calm reply, not reacting to the erratic lightning or the way mary was acting.

"keep your wits about you."
In response to this, lightning surged wildly, Mary being a tad erratic, caught up in her own storm.

She hated the feeling of being trapped.

〝 If I can just accelerate past the speed of light, then perhaps… 〞

There was still hope, probably.
"that might be a problem. we all want to go home, but we're stuck here playing the exe's games," douchebag replied calmly, and completely at terms with her situation.

most of the the survivors were, by now, used to their surroundings and the way they had to fight to survive.
"that might be a problem. we all want to go home, but we're stuck here playing the exe's games," douchebag replied calmly, and completely at terms with her situation.

most of the the survivors were, by now, used to their surroundings and the way they had to fight to survive.
〝 I mean, I probably could’ve guessed that in time. 〞

This, however, didn’t stop worries from bubbling up to the surface, albeit with a mostly calm demeanor.

Mary wasn’t frightened.

〝 I was hoping to get back to my universe. 〞
douchebag wasn't the kind of person who made jokes or even laughed at them. her detached features never wavered, nor did she attempt to smile. the blonde hedgehog simply shook her head and averted her gaze from the flames to stare at mary.

"no. the executioner. we call them the exe for short."
making a strangled noise when she took a hit. this was her first hit of the match, so douchebag wasn't all that concerned. she didn't want to put the exe in rage mode either.

"if i don't make it out, at least get the others out of here," douchebag called out to sonic calmly.
the blonde hedgehog could sense the other survivors, but her limit was the executioner. she could not sense the proximity of the exe. so when the exe suddenly appeared, douchebag was unable to react much. she cursed herself for letting her guard down and halted in place, readying the ax and --
There's a nod from the blue blur...Though Douchebag was a little hard to read, Sonic was glad to have her here regardless.

"Sounds like a plan!"

He'd respond as he followed just behind her...Thankfully, it seemed like the exe had lost the trail of the others for now. It was either that, or he-
though douchebag was hit in the process, she managed to lose the exe and meet knuckles in another location. clutching her bleeding side with no change in her expression.

"are you alright," she inquired, completely ignoring the way she was injured.

hopefully knuckles had escaped the same.
Knuckles had no idea why he was suddenly being targeted like this, but he wasn't going to question it anytime soon. He would do as instructed and begin to escape, turning back to face whoever was assisting him and flashing a thumbs up as he ran away.
tormenting the exe was all a part of the game, so when the exe was actively targeting @radredechidna.bsky.social , douchebag quickly diverted the exe's attention away from him so he could escape.

douchebag quickly stunned the exe and gestured for knuckles to start running.
she didn't turn to glance at the prototype, but she did survey her surroundings. they were alone. douchebag wasn't sensing any other nearby survivors, but the far away ones were around the eastern part of the area.

"no problem. we need to find a way to heal you," she said while clutching her ax.
The metal prototype screech to a halt, its optics stared at the hedgehog for just a moment before walking towards her, taking its place behind her, visibly damaged to near destruction.

"YYY-You have my thanks, hedgehog."
after stunning the exe with her ax, douchebag quickly avoided getting harmed and her ears twitched when she sensed a nearby presence. upon seeing @everlastingsteel.bsky.social, she halted and pointed to the direction she escaped from.

"he's over there. just avoid going over there," she advised.
tormenting the exe was all a part of the game, so when the exe was actively targeting @radredechidna.bsky.social , douchebag quickly diverted the exe's attention away from him so he could escape.

douchebag quickly stunned the exe and gestured for knuckles to start running.
douchebag wasn't the kind of person who made jokes or even laughed at them. her detached features never wavered, nor did she attempt to smile. the blonde hedgehog simply shook her head and averted her gaze from the flames to stare at mary.

"no. the executioner. we call them the exe for short."
She still had no idea of where they were at, but it seemed rather . . . empty, aside from them.

She’s in the heavens now, right?

〝 Exe? What’s that? A computer program? 〞

A little joke, she thought.
"it might not be a game to you, but it's definitely a game to the exe. . . . if you even manage to get into trials," she replied, eyes never once leaving the flickering light of the flames.

"we shall wait and see. the others should be arriving soon, or they are in the shadows away from the fire."
when they heard rustling, douchebag never reacted. she simply placed her finger to her lips as a survivor escaped a nearby tangle of bushes to run south.

". . . . the next time i sense somebody nearby, i will tell you," she mumbled after a brief silence, finally moving north again.

❪ A nod, already keeping his gaze fixed behind them as he continued to follow her, lowering his frame slightly. A deeply embedded instinct of his. ❫

〝 Not a problem. 〞
"no. you're going to walk with me. . . . perhaps we can escape together," the blonde hedgehog replied, continuing to walk north and gripping her ax.

"i want you to focus your attention on the back while i can focus on the sides and forward. but we're still moving. get what i mean," she mumbled.
make this exe wish it never messed with us. i believe it's around here somewhere," she mumbled, peering out from the thicket and surveying the area.

motioning for sonic to follow, the blonde hedgehog quietly exited the bushes and made her noiseless way in the direction they both saw the exe go.
firmly nodding. the decision was made instantly. douchebag gripped her ax tightly. the detached features betrayed zero emotion, but douchebag was convinced by sonic that this was the best thing they could both do. in order to get revenge and to give the others time to escape.

"understood. we can --
"And leave you alone? No way!"

Sonic would show Douchebag a thumbs up, along with a small smile.

"Tails can handle the others, but I think this exe could use a few more hits to the head!"

The hedgehog still had a score to settle with his fake...If Douchebag was staying to deal with him anyway,-
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"indeed they are. you should be with the others, sonic. i'll take it from here," douchebag replied, but inwardly gratified and happy when he acknowledged what she was doing.

douchebag, despite being a loner and rarely showing her emotions, still offered help here and there when needed.
The blue hedgehog had just been toying around with the exe up until Douchebag had arrived, allowing his friends.....and Eggman a chance to escape.

Coming to a stop inside the bushes, he'd take a moment to watch the exe leave...

"Hey, thanks for the save! That faker sure is persistent..."