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Georgia Power has a pipeline to the University of Puerto Rico so I’d like to think our state plays a large part in why Bad Bunny could safely scale that power pole. 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Every time Drake Maye gets sacked:
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Every news bit about this project makes me quote Paul: “Who is it for?”
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Me finding out my son’s school was cancelled the same time that my wife was backing down the driveway to take him there…
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
What I want to say to all my direct reports in Florida…
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
“We the People” need to keep Stephen Miller engaged on arguing about Star Trek so he’ll forget about doing all the horrible shit.
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaasa Bearssss
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Kathleen Kennedy had the blueprint for a great Solo movie all along: youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?...
Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" Dancing
YouTube video by GTAVIoclock
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January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Reposted by Britton Carter
WHO DID THIS?!?

#StarTrek
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Brian Kemp wants to spend $1.8 billion on more I-75 toll lanes apnews.com/article/bria...
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I am Discount Tire. AC/DC’s “Who Made Who” started playing and I'm surrounded by cars. I have never been more terrified.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mayor-elect Mamdani’s arc has all the hallmarks of a Batman villain with a tragic backstory.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why are the Bills dressed up as the New England Patriots?
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not a fan of the Lego stickers, but the soapy water method plus free replacement sheets if you still fuck it up, make it infinitely more palatable.
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Disney Xmas parade presented by ABC News serial killer/kidnapper programming!
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Psychotic Taxi Passenger will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jersey HAS TO send The Rizzler as their rep in Trump’s Hunger Games.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pete not knowing how to button his Orioles jersey softens the blow.
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ohhh Uncle Steve meant he wanted the Mets to be the 90-00s Dodgers East!
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I spent the bulk of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody affair thinking about how god damn beautiful prime Uma Thurman was.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Flew into Baltimore for a meeting tomorrow and this is playing in 70mm down the road in Silver Spring. The universe called and I answered. Show starting soon…
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Since the Mets are getting rid of things can they go ahead and add the 2024-25 black unis to that list?
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I went to cry on the shoulder of a guy wearing a Mets cap at HOU airport. Turns out he’s a Rangers fan and had just picked up the cap while checking off Citi Field from his ballpark list. Just when I think I’ve hit rock bottom…
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wait a minute, do you hear that? Is that Steve Cohen? IT’S STEVE COHEN!!!

youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY?...
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
YouTube video by Swannerator
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December 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM