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I am Discount Tire. AC/DC’s “Who Made Who” started playing and I'm surrounded by cars. I have never been more terrified.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mayor-elect Mamdani’s arc has all the hallmarks of a Batman villain with a tragic backstory.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why are the Bills dressed up as the New England Patriots?
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not a fan of the Lego stickers, but the soapy water method plus free replacement sheets if you still fuck it up, make it infinitely more palatable.
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The Disney Xmas parade presented by ABC News serial killer/kidnapper programming!
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Psychotic Taxi Passenger will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jersey HAS TO send The Rizzler as their rep in Trump’s Hunger Games.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pete not knowing how to button his Orioles jersey softens the blow.
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ohhh Uncle Steve meant he wanted the Mets to be the 90-00s Dodgers East!
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I spent the bulk of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody affair thinking about how god damn beautiful prime Uma Thurman was.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Flew into Baltimore for a meeting tomorrow and this is playing in 70mm down the road in Silver Spring. The universe called and I answered. Show starting soon…
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Since the Mets are getting rid of things can they go ahead and add the 2024-25 black unis to that list?
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I went to cry on the shoulder of a guy wearing a Mets cap at HOU airport. Turns out he’s a Rangers fan and had just picked up the cap while checking off Citi Field from his ballpark list. Just when I think I’ve hit rock bottom…
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wait a minute, do you hear that? Is that Steve Cohen? IT’S STEVE COHEN!!!

youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY?...
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
YouTube video by Swannerator
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December 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I will greatly miss Southwest’s open seating for business travel. Getting an aisle seat up front and getting off the plane fast is the best.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s hilarious that the Chargers brought back navy uniforms out of nostalgia when no one liked them when they had them and just wanted them to go back to powder blue full time.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What…
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is today’s star of NBC’s Thanksgiving Parade coverage: the7line.com/collections/...
Home Run Apple | Beanie
The world famous Home Run Apple Mets beanie from The 7 Line. A die hard fan brand from New York offering t-shirts, accessories, caps, group outings, and more. MLB licensed.
the7line.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
These Facebook commercials during the parade are the epitome of false advertising. At no moment do they show a racist, Trumpy aunt reposting Russian generated memes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Using 2025 to mark the 30th anniversary of The Beatles Anthology is a strange case of nostalgia for something that was itself nostalgic.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'd like to report multiple murders (it's pronounced Marda, Adlannna, Dee-CAB, and Gwin-NET). www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0R9...
How Atlanta Runs America's Last Great Metro
YouTube video by Classy Whale
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November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Lego better get out that “‘The Festival’ from Return of the Archons” set while they have the license…
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Was walking back to my car after a tennis class and some guy pointed and said to his toddler, “Yeah, that’s a pickleball racquet.” I bludgeoned him to death with my TENNIS RACQUET.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Now that Roundball Rock is back we need this next: youtu.be/IiHhVDSx7Zo
Wimbledon NBC opening theme 2000 edition
YouTube video by DakobahJTV
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November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM