roxy demento
@kingroxy.bsky.social
roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.
also since no one is paying attention to me here, last weekend i took a bunch of psylium husk to try to poop before my boyfriend visited and it didn't work and then i had to hold in my farts until he was in REM sleep. and i feel like a navy seal couldn't have done what i did
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
also since no one is paying attention to me here, last weekend i took a bunch of psylium husk to try to poop before my boyfriend visited and it didn't work and then i had to hold in my farts until he was in REM sleep. and i feel like a navy seal couldn't have done what i did
no one is paying attention to me here so i just want this to be a safe space for me to say zooey d*schanel looks really weird now.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
no one is paying attention to me here so i just want this to be a safe space for me to say zooey d*schanel looks really weird now.
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
posting on bluesky to inform you all of my first mammogram tomorrow which i have put off for three years. everyone cross their fingers for me okay.
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
posting on bluesky to inform you all of my first mammogram tomorrow which i have put off for three years. everyone cross their fingers for me okay.
someone come paint my nails
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
someone come paint my nails
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after not hearing from him in over a month, i just discovered that @zdarfan.bsky.social
passed away last month. truly a wonderful soul who was funny, sweet, and kind. truly the king of reply guys.
passed away last month. truly a wonderful soul who was funny, sweet, and kind. truly the king of reply guys.
October 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
after not hearing from him in over a month, i just discovered that @zdarfan.bsky.social
passed away last month. truly a wonderful soul who was funny, sweet, and kind. truly the king of reply guys.
passed away last month. truly a wonderful soul who was funny, sweet, and kind. truly the king of reply guys.
just got raptured but tmobile still has service up here
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
just got raptured but tmobile still has service up here
the three stooges wiki is as compelling as 'wolf hall'
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the three stooges wiki is as compelling as 'wolf hall'
writing "shooting = gun violence" on my hand
The motivation of the man who shot Charlie Kirk isn't clear (although he's probably mentally unstable--duh). What is clear is it was another example of American gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
writing "shooting = gun violence" on my hand
roxy demento, smiling politely
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
roxy demento, smiling politely
can someone come over and gently hold my face in their hands and force me to look in my knitting stuff for the needles i need?
September 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
can someone come over and gently hold my face in their hands and force me to look in my knitting stuff for the needles i need?
hi i miss you guys. i'm in trouble on twitter for saying i wish that coffee was free and baristas made as much as doctors. none of the people who are mad are doctors. anyway someone buy me coffee
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
hi i miss you guys. i'm in trouble on twitter for saying i wish that coffee was free and baristas made as much as doctors. none of the people who are mad are doctors. anyway someone buy me coffee
sometimes my bidet hits its target so true it feels personal
August 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
sometimes my bidet hits its target so true it feels personal
i am banned from instagram messages for three days for being too sexy so if that's where we talk... talk to me here.
August 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i am banned from instagram messages for three days for being too sexy so if that's where we talk... talk to me here.
i had such a lovely date last weekend
July 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i had such a lovely date last weekend
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gentle nip reveal on main for @kingroxy.bsky.social ‘s birthday🎂🎉
Everyone tell Roxy Happy Birthday and thank you 🧁!
Everyone tell Roxy Happy Birthday and thank you 🧁!
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
gentle nip reveal on main for @kingroxy.bsky.social ‘s birthday🎂🎉
Everyone tell Roxy Happy Birthday and thank you 🧁!
Everyone tell Roxy Happy Birthday and thank you 🧁!
do i have any simps on here?
May 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
do i have any simps on here?
(texting every man in my phone) hi daddy, how much can i spend on the sonny angel website (it was accidentally a group text) (my uncle is in there)
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
(texting every man in my phone) hi daddy, how much can i spend on the sonny angel website (it was accidentally a group text) (my uncle is in there)
new crush new crush new crush doesn't follow me here so i can talk about him.
May 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
new crush new crush new crush doesn't follow me here so i can talk about him.
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update: i am still that girl
May 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
update: i am still that girl