Kirby Conrod
@kirbyconrod.bsky.social
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assistant prof in linguistics at swarthmore; phd in linguistics from u washington; sociosyntax; they/them or ey/em.
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btw i love being transgender and gay and teaching pronoun studies at a prestigious college
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i really like the tune and havent encountered a version i dont enjoy, yeah
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book draft hit 69K words today
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skypeascientist.bsky.social
Look I know it'll shock you to know this, but we are almost out of archeologists AGAIN.

Do you know any archeologists? Are they willing to be matched with a LEGO team?

Please send 'em our way we need all hands on deck (STILL!)

We have had 585 requests for archeologists 🫠
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two men are pushing a small boat through the water .
Alt: Three young men are on a rowboat when it capsizes and then they salute as the ship sinks
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kirbyconrod.bsky.social
if i had the ability to just do a huge areal psychic broadcast i would make you all listen to my playlist of all the renditions of brenda stubbert's reel i could find on bandcamp
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
yeah it's like. i cannot uncritically recommend my friends and students jump into this without more information, hence decline to boost, i think
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linguistlaura.bsky.social
We're hosting this event at @unikent.bsky.social at the end of the month! So excited to hear all the goss about transcribing the House of Lords bickering! It's free and there is wine, so I'm in #linguistics #language
babelzine.bsky.social
📣 The Babel Lecture 2025 - 4 weeks to go...
🧑‍🏫 John Vice - The work of Hansard, and why it matters
🗓️ @kent.ac.uk, Thursday 30 October, 6.30pm

🎟️ Book your free seat at www.kent.ac.uk/whats-on/bab...
Babel Lecture 2025: John Vice on Hansard
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kirbyconrod.bsky.social
yeah it's maybe a sign that the dept does not have full autonomy over their job ads tbh
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christianilbury.bsky.social
HI. It's me.

WE'RE READY TO LAUNCH. 2-4 Sept 2026. LavLang23.

Keynote Speakers
• Dr. Nikki Lane (Duke University)
• Dr. Kevin Guyan (UoE, School of Business)
• Prof. Erez Levon (Universität Bern)
• Dr. Stamatina Katsiveli (American College of Greece)
• Eddie Ungless (UoE, School of Informatics)
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i feel like we maybe need to. tell them this. idk
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i had a post drafted on this matter yesterday but decided it was too spicy for main. but like im not holding it against anyone personally, it reads to me as kind of a. hmmmmmmm. not a decision that depts are making on their own
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lingsocam.bsky.social
Join us at the 2026 LSA Annual Meeting as an exhibitor, sponsor, or advertiser. Showcase your organization to linguists, researchers, educators, and students from across the globe!

Interested? Reach out to our team today for the full info and rates → web.cvent.com/event/d45318... #LSA2026
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genderedform.bsky.social
I've heard great news! LavLang is going to happen (the current climate meant there had to be some adjustments) and in a wonderful place: Edinburgh! Fabulous keynotes too! See you in Scotland in September 2026!

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LavLang32 - Lavender Languages 32
2-4 September 2026: Queer (dis)belonging
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kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i think uh. i think im not gonna boost your faculty job ad in linguistics if it has ai in it
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
gonna try more positives reinforcement (clapping when a septa train arrives)
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
in all my free time lmao! (one of the recent lil proceedings papers on neopronouns we did talk about this, tho)
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
*attested. fuck autocorrect forever 💜
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
this thought brought to you by "oops one of my alums seems to have induced a (previously not arrested) construction in me and some other linguists by including it in a survey"
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linguists: we have gotta do some serious methodological investigation on whether we are occasionally inducing people to adopt certain constructions by exposing them to it in our surveys
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hatulimyafim.bsky.social
uwu I look just like Buddy Holly :3
owo and you're Mary Tyler Moore