KitchenBeard
@kitchenbeard.bsky.social
Food, cooking, writing, photography, sobriety, dating and opinions and art for gay middle aged bearded men. San Francisco.
Microwave coffee cup brownie after dinner.
Sometimes it's a simple thing that makes managing the horrors of our world possible.
Sometimes it's a simple thing that makes managing the horrors of our world possible.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Microwave coffee cup brownie after dinner.
Sometimes it's a simple thing that makes managing the horrors of our world possible.
Sometimes it's a simple thing that makes managing the horrors of our world possible.
Hundreds of Agents Left Minnesota, but Residents Are Seeing Little Change
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February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Last fall I discovered some potato plants that I thought had died had sprouted volunteers Left them alone, figuring they knew best but today I noticed they were winding down. Pulled 6 good sized potatoes out of the pot & am pretty tickled with myself. Replanted some eye spuds to restart the cycle
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Last fall I discovered some potato plants that I thought had died had sprouted volunteers Left them alone, figuring they knew best but today I noticed they were winding down. Pulled 6 good sized potatoes out of the pot & am pretty tickled with myself. Replanted some eye spuds to restart the cycle
Sigh. My last post has been reposted twice... clearly by bots because they couldn't be bothered to use a different big tittied asian woman wearing nothing but a thong.
February 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Sigh. My last post has been reposted twice... clearly by bots because they couldn't be bothered to use a different big tittied asian woman wearing nothing but a thong.
Dinner. Rigatoni with butternut squash, rasa al hanout and goat cheese sauce topped with guanciale and almonds.
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Dinner. Rigatoni with butternut squash, rasa al hanout and goat cheese sauce topped with guanciale and almonds.
Overheard at coffee this morning.
"So I got a lawyer."
"For what?"
"Seriously?"
"What?"
"I'm a brown skinned woman in a country that hates them."
"Oh shit. Sorry."
"Whatever. I just need one. Just in case."
"So I got a lawyer."
"For what?"
"Seriously?"
"What?"
"I'm a brown skinned woman in a country that hates them."
"Oh shit. Sorry."
"Whatever. I just need one. Just in case."
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Overheard at coffee this morning.
"So I got a lawyer."
"For what?"
"Seriously?"
"What?"
"I'm a brown skinned woman in a country that hates them."
"Oh shit. Sorry."
"Whatever. I just need one. Just in case."
"So I got a lawyer."
"For what?"
"Seriously?"
"What?"
"I'm a brown skinned woman in a country that hates them."
"Oh shit. Sorry."
"Whatever. I just need one. Just in case."
All-day cafes have given restaurateurs permission to conceive businesses that evolve and sometimes never settle on a fixed identity.
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The New Key to Restaurant Success? A Simple but Clever Model.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
All-day cafes have given restaurateurs permission to conceive businesses that evolve and sometimes never settle on a fixed identity.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/d...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/d...
Via WWD Best Street Style From Pitti Uomo 109 in Florence
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Via WWD Best Street Style From Pitti Uomo 109 in Florence
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Subtle makeup tweaks can outsmart facial recognition • The Register share.google/pIfe62o39hGA...
Subtle makeup tweaks can outsmart facial recognition
You may not need to go full Juggalo for the sake of privacy
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February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Not a fan of a lot of granolas because they’re basically a sugar bomb. Decided to come up with something savory instead. 1st pass. Granola w/ cashews, oats, almonds, pepitas. Tossed in garam masala, honey, oil, msg, cumin, garlic & onion powder. Baked in 10 minute intervals @ 350 till fragrant.
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Not a fan of a lot of granolas because they’re basically a sugar bomb. Decided to come up with something savory instead. 1st pass. Granola w/ cashews, oats, almonds, pepitas. Tossed in garam masala, honey, oil, msg, cumin, garlic & onion powder. Baked in 10 minute intervals @ 350 till fragrant.
I was thinking today about the time I dreamed I had been given a pit bull to raise unexpectedly. In the dream the name was Bacon. I woke up a resolved that if I ever got my act together enough to get a pit bull, their name sure as hell would be Bacon. I’m still trying to get there.
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I was thinking today about the time I dreamed I had been given a pit bull to raise unexpectedly. In the dream the name was Bacon. I woke up a resolved that if I ever got my act together enough to get a pit bull, their name sure as hell would be Bacon. I’m still trying to get there.
Haven't baked a cake in a while & had a few orangessitting on the workbench. It's tasty but I think there's more to explore here. Just a few questions to answer. For now, it's cake & my tummy is happy and I got away from the doomscrolling for a little while.
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Haven't baked a cake in a while & had a few orangessitting on the workbench. It's tasty but I think there's more to explore here. Just a few questions to answer. For now, it's cake & my tummy is happy and I got away from the doomscrolling for a little while.
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
How to Rein in ICE–NOW
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How to Rein in ICE–NOW | Indivisible
Act now with Indivisible to demand Congress rein in ICE, end aggressive enforcement, restrict ICE and Border Patrol funding, and protect communities.
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January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
How to Rein in ICE–NOW
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Saw a reel today for saucisson et lentiles and I thought that would make a great dinner. Took myself to the store to make it. Damned if I can remember who posted the recipe but I’ll fret about that after I’m done eating. Not pictured: head of treviso about to get sautéed with some bacon.
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Saw a reel today for saucisson et lentiles and I thought that would make a great dinner. Took myself to the store to make it. Damned if I can remember who posted the recipe but I’ll fret about that after I’m done eating. Not pictured: head of treviso about to get sautéed with some bacon.
Do ya ever just want to quit your job and sell antiques on eBay in your jammies?
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Do ya ever just want to quit your job and sell antiques on eBay in your jammies?
Keep in mind that the regime is very good at pushing & pushing until people get pissed off & then pulling back a little & firing enough people that people stop screaming & then they start pushing again. They've done this over & over.
We're not winning in Minneapolis, they're just regrouping.
We're not winning in Minneapolis, they're just regrouping.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Keep in mind that the regime is very good at pushing & pushing until people get pissed off & then pulling back a little & firing enough people that people stop screaming & then they start pushing again. They've done this over & over.
We're not winning in Minneapolis, they're just regrouping.
We're not winning in Minneapolis, they're just regrouping.
Pitti Uomo Fall 2026 Street Style
via WWD
via WWD
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Pitti Uomo Fall 2026 Street Style
via WWD
via WWD
Needed to get out of the house. Breakfast at Taffi’s in Noe Valley. Didn’t realize how much my soul needed chilaquiles until they were in front of me. Perfect start to my day.
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Needed to get out of the house. Breakfast at Taffi’s in Noe Valley. Didn’t realize how much my soul needed chilaquiles until they were in front of me. Perfect start to my day.
After the past three weeks of brutality in Minneapolis, it should no longer be possible to say that the Trump administration seeks merely to govern this nation. It seeks to reduce us all to a state of constant fear
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/o...
Opinion | State Terror Has Arrived
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January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
After the past three weeks of brutality in Minneapolis, it should no longer be possible to say that the Trump administration seeks merely to govern this nation. It seeks to reduce us all to a state of constant fear
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/o...