i want smart glasses that do nothing but remind me what the fuck i'm doing, so i don't stand around for so long trying to recover the contents of my short-term memory whenever i inadvertently experience an irrelevant qualia while trying to perform a task

Why do people act like an angel would just stand there and let you abuse her? Of course she wouldn't. She'd subsume your will and reduce you to her servant-pet, mewling and prostrating yourself for your mistress's forgiveness. You'd spend the rest of your life on your knees, singing hymns of regret.

ran over a puppygirl in my 2021 Ford™ Ranger 2.0 EcoBlue XLT, ama

THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA, IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR???

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag

This is what it’s like to be friends with me

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ send this to 10 FREQUENT FLIERS 🛩️🛫 and you’ll get ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️

Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

BREAKING:

I watched my father get rid of an intact baguette by feeding it into the running garbage disposal an inch at a time. It took five minutes and it broke my spirit as a child.

Wild — as the community note says, Trump’s DOJ released a publicly available pic of MJ & Clinton & Diana Ross with their own kids and implied it’s them with victims

They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

why did they redact this

🔮u know what they say about girls with long urethras

u can see a very sudden shift in the dems right after those november elections when they suddenly had concrete proof that defending our rights is not in fact an electoral liability

they realized the exit polling numbers and republican memos they were relying on to inform them were wrong and that there are ppl who actually care about us

bedrotting and smelling like shit, i'm so backkk

GEORGE W. BUSH: You got them big pants, Jared Fogle
JARED FOGLE: Yeah
GEORGE W. BUSH: Hold 'em up next to ya
JARED FOGLE: Okay
GEORGE W. BUSH: Heh! Your legs look tiny next to 'em. Where'd you get them big pants
JARED FOGLE: They used to be my pants Mr President
GEORGE W. BUSH: No way. That's crazy

im having a very casual mental spiral about whether or not i am actually someone people want as a friend or a place holder

🚫✨️

Which way western man?

The president doesn’t have the authority to murder civilians at sea.

The courts must order President Trump to disclose the Office of Legal Counsel opinion that tries to justify his deadly boat strike campaign, and any other materials relating to these crimes.