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did you guys know shibas are magnetic & like to attach to one another?
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Here's an idea: Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate in 2028 must pledge to rip this cabal of anti-democracy tech fascists out of our government.

Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Obviously not finished, and there's still time for this story to step in it, but after getting to the biggest reveals so far in Judgment I can say confidently that it is far and away the best written story in the RGG series I've played.

Cannot wait to hopefully finish the journey next week.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Continuing my journey through Judgment. This is quickly rising up the ranks as one of my favorite RGG games so far.

I get the feeling we're on the verge of some massive plot moments, so let's see where it leads us.

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December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Surprised this Simpsons quote doesn’t get more play.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis

DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I really try to not fall into the doomer mindset.

But jfc am I beyond tired of watching the worst dregs of humanity continue to destroy everything good in the world with absolutely zero consequences.

Shit has to change.
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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thumbnail wip, team white women in nightreign
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's Friday, so let us be cursed by the randomizer gods once more.

SMZ3 Friday Starting up.

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December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
As a kid who grew up in the 90s, I really cannot overstate how incredible it was that we got a video game movie that didn't suck. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa absolutely oozed charisma and charm as Shang Tsung.

Just incredibly bummed to hear of his passing, a legend for any 90s video game nerd.

RIP
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Happy Friday.
I have some announcements.

1. Fuck ICE
2. Fuck RFK.jr
3. Fuck SCOTUS
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Between the holiday and that obnoxious winter storm, Judgment took a short hiatus, but we're back busting chops with best bro Kaito on the streets of Kamurocho.

Judgment continues on over at twitch.tv/Klaige Drop by!
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Guilty Gear Competitor/Commentator, Full Time Streamer, and general idiot.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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October 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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it finally happened -- a good student of mine vanished from class about six weeks ago. this student reappeared today and explained that they had been in ICE detention in another state during that time. ICE needs to end. ICE needs to end. ICE needs to end.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
500% fucking done with today.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Really cool and awesome of my netgear modem to shit itself exactly 1 week after the warranty expired.

You cannot make this shit up, especially since it caused me to spend 2 days talking to my isp assuming they were in fact the problem (and they usually are)

So cool, replacement cost on me. -_-
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM