Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.
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Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
· Nov 11
For all my new followers, here's what you're gonna get, in order of likelihood:
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
I don't think if I've ever sworn on here. But I just wanted to give a hearty fuck you to @schumer.senate.gov @chuckschumer.com. You useless sack of spineless shit. Go away. Nobody wants you around. Go retire with Nancy and let people actually show they give a shit.
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I don't think if I've ever sworn on here. But I just wanted to give a hearty fuck you to @schumer.senate.gov @chuckschumer.com. You useless sack of spineless shit. Go away. Nobody wants you around. Go retire with Nancy and let people actually show they give a shit.
Yet still not as irrational as being religious.
Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yet still not as irrational as being religious.
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Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
I've never went from being thrilled a player is on my team to being disgusted a player is on my team so fast as I just did with Amon-Ra. I hope that man drops every pass ever thrown to him going forward. Go take a long walk off a short pier, guy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've never went from being thrilled a player is on my team to being disgusted a player is on my team so fast as I just did with Amon-Ra. I hope that man drops every pass ever thrown to him going forward. Go take a long walk off a short pier, guy.
I hope that drop by ARSB doesn't impact anything. It feels like every game he has a drop in, the Lions end up losing lol. Let's get Sewell back in and roll these fools.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I hope that drop by ARSB doesn't impact anything. It feels like every game he has a drop in, the Lions end up losing lol. Let's get Sewell back in and roll these fools.
Jake Bates is having to make a tackle like every week, which isn't ideal lol.
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Jake Bates is having to make a tackle like every week, which isn't ideal lol.
So it's yet ANOTHER week in the NFL where we have no idea which teams are actually good or not.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So it's yet ANOTHER week in the NFL where we have no idea which teams are actually good or not.
Someone's gotta get Bijan out of Atlanta, man.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Someone's gotta get Bijan out of Atlanta, man.
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Is anyone going to mention how Trump's dumb ballroom is definitely going to have to be bulldozed, because it's very obviously going to be packed full of recording devices by our enemies during this construction?
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Is anyone going to mention how Trump's dumb ballroom is definitely going to have to be bulldozed, because it's very obviously going to be packed full of recording devices by our enemies during this construction?
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Every masked ICE person five years ago screamed themselves raw about how they couldn't breathe in the masks to keep people safe. Masks to harm people, meanwhile, they can breathe through very well. Must be some kind of new invention, a hate fabric.
Literally, every member of ICE looks like they've been banned from at least one bar for being creepy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every masked ICE person five years ago screamed themselves raw about how they couldn't breathe in the masks to keep people safe. Masks to harm people, meanwhile, they can breathe through very well. Must be some kind of new invention, a hate fabric.
Guys the Baja Blast Pie is so good when you get to the bites with the whipped cream.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Guys the Baja Blast Pie is so good when you get to the bites with the whipped cream.
The sad part is, even though this administration very clearly just wants poor people to go away and die, about 35% of the country is actively rooting for that to happen and enjoys it.
BREAKING: The Justice Department said it would file an appeal after a federal judge ordered the Trump administration on Thursday to pay food stamps in full this month www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The sad part is, even though this administration very clearly just wants poor people to go away and die, about 35% of the country is actively rooting for that to happen and enjoys it.
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That is one of the clearest messages from tonight to the Dems as a whole. Fight. Fight back. Stop capitulating to the GOP. Stop going along with their narratives. Stop listening to out of touch, corporate, GOP-adjacent consultants who think they know what voters want. People will rally behind you.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
That is one of the clearest messages from tonight to the Dems as a whole. Fight. Fight back. Stop capitulating to the GOP. Stop going along with their narratives. Stop listening to out of touch, corporate, GOP-adjacent consultants who think they know what voters want. People will rally behind you.
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millennials and zoomers have increasingly grown up with muslims. to us, they're just our neighbors, like anyone else on the street. they're just americans.
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
millennials and zoomers have increasingly grown up with muslims. to us, they're just our neighbors, like anyone else on the street. they're just americans.
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
lmao, Van Jones out here already jumping on the "Zohran missed a chance to unify" nonsense lmaooooooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
lmao, Van Jones out here already jumping on the "Zohran missed a chance to unify" nonsense lmaooooooooooo
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tick tock!
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
tick tock!
I love all these long field goals. I hope it keeps going. Let them kick bouncy balls for all I care. I want them booting from 80 yards. It's electric.
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I love all these long field goals. I hope it keeps going. Let them kick bouncy balls for all I care. I want them booting from 80 yards. It's electric.
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
I'd love to get an example from the NFL on exactly what Jack Campbell did incorrectly on that tackle against JJ McCarthy.
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'd love to get an example from the NFL on exactly what Jack Campbell did incorrectly on that tackle against JJ McCarthy.
The Lions defense so far looking like they've never played football before.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Lions defense so far looking like they've never played football before.
Wow, future Tiger Bo Bichette with the home run for the Blue Jays!
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wow, future Tiger Bo Bichette with the home run for the Blue Jays!
Y'all. Look at how amazing @goldengirl2011.bsky.social is at making our Halloween costumes. (Not the dog's costume, but ours lol)
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Y'all. Look at how amazing @goldengirl2011.bsky.social is at making our Halloween costumes. (Not the dog's costume, but ours lol)
Come With Me Now by Kongos.
since we're doing baseball here, let's revive that favorite post prompt: what would your walk on music be if you were a relief pitcher. for a long time mine was "how soon is now" but lately i've been convinced you could stitch together a long enuff family-friendly sequence from "fuck the pain away"
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Come With Me Now by Kongos.
Oh my gosh, Michael Pittman just made the catch of the year.
October 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh my gosh, Michael Pittman just made the catch of the year.