Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.
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Kyle Schwerin
@kleshreen.bsky.social
· Nov 11
For all my new followers, here's what you're gonna get, in order of likelihood:
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
Me being pessimistic about my sports teams
Reactions to sports
Me being positive about my sports teams
Leftist Propaganda
Pictures of food my wife made
Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff
Normal things
Enjoy 😂
I became an Illinois State fan 10 minutes ago when I learned their QB is a T1 diabetic.
Although I find it weird he gave himself an insulin shot in the middle of the game. Generally your blood sugar is going to go down with physical activity. So it's weird it would be high in the 4th Q.
Although I find it weird he gave himself an insulin shot in the middle of the game. Generally your blood sugar is going to go down with physical activity. So it's weird it would be high in the 4th Q.
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I became an Illinois State fan 10 minutes ago when I learned their QB is a T1 diabetic.
Although I find it weird he gave himself an insulin shot in the middle of the game. Generally your blood sugar is going to go down with physical activity. So it's weird it would be high in the 4th Q.
Although I find it weird he gave himself an insulin shot in the middle of the game. Generally your blood sugar is going to go down with physical activity. So it's weird it would be high in the 4th Q.
This is why I despise that teams will now settle for 40+ yard field goals. They'll just kneel down in the middle of the field for a 44-yard kick instead of attempting another offensive play to get closer. And this is what you get.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
This is why I despise that teams will now settle for 40+ yard field goals. They'll just kneel down in the middle of the field for a 44-yard kick instead of attempting another offensive play to get closer. And this is what you get.
This game is drunk, oh my gosh
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
This game is drunk, oh my gosh
Why is the Ravens offense so bad this year? Lamar just bad? Bad OL? Bad playcalling? What's going on?
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Why is the Ravens offense so bad this year? Lamar just bad? Bad OL? Bad playcalling? What's going on?
Lions 2026 opponents
Home games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, New England, New York Jets, Tennessee, New York Giants
Road games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Buffalo, Carolina, Miami, Arizona
Lions are going 14-3 next year.
Home games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, New England, New York Jets, Tennessee, New York Giants
Road games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Buffalo, Carolina, Miami, Arizona
Lions are going 14-3 next year.
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Lions 2026 opponents
Home games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, New England, New York Jets, Tennessee, New York Giants
Road games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Buffalo, Carolina, Miami, Arizona
Lions are going 14-3 next year.
Home games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, New England, New York Jets, Tennessee, New York Giants
Road games: Chicago, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Buffalo, Carolina, Miami, Arizona
Lions are going 14-3 next year.
The Lions dropped from picking 14th to picking 17th with that win. Just braindead behavior by the team.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Lions dropped from picking 14th to picking 17th with that win. Just braindead behavior by the team.
Good gosh, this Lions organization is incompetent.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Good gosh, this Lions organization is incompetent.
The Lions are executing the most incredible tank job right now and I didn't think Campbell had it in him. This is impressive.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The Lions are executing the most incredible tank job right now and I didn't think Campbell had it in him. This is impressive.
Colston Loveland is having this game only to have a bunch of people draft him 10 TE's too high in 2026 fantasy.
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Colston Loveland is having this game only to have a bunch of people draft him 10 TE's too high in 2026 fantasy.
Really gonna need my favorite team, the Lions, to figure out a way to lose this football game. Please get us that better draft pick instead of this meaningless victory that is going to prevent us from getting a good offensive tackle in the draft lol.
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Really gonna need my favorite team, the Lions, to figure out a way to lose this football game. Please get us that better draft pick instead of this meaningless victory that is going to prevent us from getting a good offensive tackle in the draft lol.
With Penei Sewell out for the Lions today, it's entirely possible Jared Goff gets killed on the field. Maybe we should play Kyle Allen a lot today.
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
With Penei Sewell out for the Lions today, it's entirely possible Jared Goff gets killed on the field. Maybe we should play Kyle Allen a lot today.
Fernando Mendoza being a Raider feels like an awful fit, personality-wise lol.
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Fernando Mendoza being a Raider feels like an awful fit, personality-wise lol.
The most exciting thing about football today is that the Jets can become the first team ever to go a whole season without getting an interception by their defense.
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The most exciting thing about football today is that the Jets can become the first team ever to go a whole season without getting an interception by their defense.
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If you support Trump, block me and gtfo 🥰
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If you support Trump, block me and gtfo 🥰
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Hold up everyone.
Schumer and Jeffries are springing into action!
What action? They are demanding a briefing!!! Lmaooo
PS: the words “illegal” or “unconstitutional” do not appear anywhere in this release. 🙃
Schumer and Jeffries are springing into action!
What action? They are demanding a briefing!!! Lmaooo
PS: the words “illegal” or “unconstitutional” do not appear anywhere in this release. 🙃
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Hold up everyone.
Schumer and Jeffries are springing into action!
What action? They are demanding a briefing!!! Lmaooo
PS: the words “illegal” or “unconstitutional” do not appear anywhere in this release. 🙃
Schumer and Jeffries are springing into action!
What action? They are demanding a briefing!!! Lmaooo
PS: the words “illegal” or “unconstitutional” do not appear anywhere in this release. 🙃
Where can I put in a request for another country to capture our president and then run America for a while?
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Where can I put in a request for another country to capture our president and then run America for a while?
It's kinda funny to me that 2 of the 4 QB's left in the CFP are Michigan HS QB's, and yet neither Michigan or Michigan State has a good QB lol.
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It's kinda funny to me that 2 of the 4 QB's left in the CFP are Michigan HS QB's, and yet neither Michigan or Michigan State has a good QB lol.
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Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?
Dang, my alma mater did way better against Trinidad Chambliss than Georgia has. GVSU > Georgia?
(We lost the game 34-7 but that doesn't matter for my narrative)
(We lost the game 34-7 but that doesn't matter for my narrative)
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Dang, my alma mater did way better against Trinidad Chambliss than Georgia has. GVSU > Georgia?
(We lost the game 34-7 but that doesn't matter for my narrative)
(We lost the game 34-7 but that doesn't matter for my narrative)
And it's weird because the best QB play I saw by Michigan HS quarterbacks when they were in HS was by a guy who is the backup at Kansas right now lol.
How is it possible that the best college quarterback from the state of Michigan is not the five-star Dante Moore, Bryce Underwood, or CJ Carr, but Grand Rapids own Trinidad Chambliss!
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
And it's weird because the best QB play I saw by Michigan HS quarterbacks when they were in HS was by a guy who is the backup at Kansas right now lol.
The last 3 national championships being won by Michigan, Ohio State, and Indiana would be so funny lol.
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The last 3 national championships being won by Michigan, Ohio State, and Indiana would be so funny lol.
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Dude this is why you can't let lesser programs like those from the SEC get into the college playoff. It's a safety issue.
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Dude this is why you can't let lesser programs like those from the SEC get into the college playoff. It's a safety issue.
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”