Katy Maiolatesi
@kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
Chicago | Comedy in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, etc | Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna | She/Her
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I Found Out I Had MS but Didn’t Let It Stop Me From Taking the Trip of a Lifetime
A multiple sclerosis diagnosis changed everything for writer Katy Maiolatesi, but she didn’t want to let it take this experience away from her.
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If a business is advertised at a freeway exit, and then it ends up being more than one mile away, the whole town should go straight to jail
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If a business is advertised at a freeway exit, and then it ends up being more than one mile away, the whole town should go straight to jail
Just call me the sun because I am going to stop working by the early afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just call me the sun because I am going to stop working by the early afternoon
They are just gonna debut a fourth Jonas brother at the end of that movie??? Okay!
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They are just gonna debut a fourth Jonas brother at the end of that movie??? Okay!
They’re playing Sarah McLachlan in this brewery and no one cares
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They’re playing Sarah McLachlan in this brewery and no one cares
I’m so mad my boss didn’t even take the time to wish me a Happy Honda Days
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m so mad my boss didn’t even take the time to wish me a Happy Honda Days
You should be able to get your Wordle streak back if you simply forget to play it
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You should be able to get your Wordle streak back if you simply forget to play it
Reposted by Katy Maiolatesi
The November newsletter is here and it’s sexy. Read it and subscribe!!
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The Gales of November Really Did Come Early
Good for her.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The November newsletter is here and it’s sexy. Read it and subscribe!!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"you have to understand: we all kinda wanted to have sex with the raisins" — me, explaining the popularity of the california raisins to my dog
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"you have to understand: we all kinda wanted to have sex with the raisins" — me, explaining the popularity of the california raisins to my dog
Lunchin on some food 👍🏻
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Lunchin on some food 👍🏻
I was chatting with a museum docent yesterday, and within 2 minutes he told me how he got arrested for drunk driving. Okay that’s some history you won’t get reading the little plaques amirite
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I was chatting with a museum docent yesterday, and within 2 minutes he told me how he got arrested for drunk driving. Okay that’s some history you won’t get reading the little plaques amirite
When someone is 4 months older than me: “They’re 4 months older than me.”
When someone is 1-9 years younger than me: “We’re the same age.”
When someone is 1-9 years younger than me: “We’re the same age.”
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When someone is 4 months older than me: “They’re 4 months older than me.”
When someone is 1-9 years younger than me: “We’re the same age.”
When someone is 1-9 years younger than me: “We’re the same age.”
I love being a toddler because the Connections I was best at lately was all pictures
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I love being a toddler because the Connections I was best at lately was all pictures
Everyone in the World Series has the craziest name I’ve ever seen
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Everyone in the World Series has the craziest name I’ve ever seen
Reposted by Katy Maiolatesi
“You’re never too old to get a little spooky!” By The Belladonna Writers
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October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“You’re never too old to get a little spooky!” By The Belladonna Writers
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Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-the-bell...
It’s happening again
I have two modes: spend nothing or buy everything in sight and have 16 “just shipped” emails—follow me for more financial advice
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s happening again
If you’re a silly goose who sometimes wants to write about serious shit, check this out!
“If you are interested in tackling the personal essay while making it funny, look no further!” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you’re a silly goose who sometimes wants to write about serious shit, check this out!
I’ve been diagnosed with moderate to severe bitchiness
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ve been diagnosed with moderate to severe bitchiness
Reposted by Katy Maiolatesi
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October 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is a call-out for Halloween-themed submissions! Please ensure you qualify by reading our submission guidelines: thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-belladon...
Submit to our topical email 👻[email protected]
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Deeply offensive when another dog walker issues the command "leave it" as my petite angel prances by. She is not an it, you monster, she is a perfect human being!
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Deeply offensive when another dog walker issues the command "leave it" as my petite angel prances by. She is not an it, you monster, she is a perfect human being!
I’m going to New York City, New York today
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m going to New York City, New York today
People’s hobbies include doing credit card fraud on me
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
People’s hobbies include doing credit card fraud on me
Reposted by Katy Maiolatesi
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October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Belladonna Presents: The Jeggings Jubilee
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October 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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