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K. M. Alexander
@kmalexander.bsky.social
Writer. Gadabout. Designer. Map guy. Buy my weird horror books.

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Vashon, WA - He/Him
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Hey, I'm K. M. Alexander.

I #write weird #horror novels: kmalx.co/BFC

I'm a #designer working on all sorts of things.

I also make free #fantasy map tools: kmalx.co/Brushes

There's more at my website: kmalexander.com
The Store is Back!

After way too long, my office buildout is complete, and my store is finally back. You can browse the goods over at store.kmalexander.com. If you ever wanted to get signed paperback copies of my books, merch mugs, or selected stickers, now is your chance. Hit the link above and…
The Store is Back!
After way too long, my office buildout is complete, and my store is finally back. You can browse the goods over at store.kmalexander.com. If you ever wanted to get signed paperback copies of my books, merch mugs, or selected stickers, now is your chance. Hit the link above and get buying! Please note that for now, I am only shipping to the US.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by K. M. Alexander
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's BACK! My 2025 Cosmic Horror Holiday Gift Guide is HERE! 🦑 As with previous guides, this one is packed with books, games, music, housewares, and apparel all tinged with a slightly weird bent.
The 2025 Cosmic Horror Holiday Gift Guide
I am elated to introduce the tenth edition of my List of Lists for 2023. Just as in times of yore, together we shall unearth an abundance of accoutrement and a plethora of paraphernalia for the weird-fiction fanatic, cosmic-horror connoisseur, or mythos maniac in your life. But I have not toiled in isolation during this season of malediction. This year I have enlisted your help!
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November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I was actually going to write a blog post about this. But Scalzi beat me to it. In the last few months, I've been *inundated* by spam messages just like this. It sucks.
Yes, All Those Author Services and Book Club Emails Are Fake, and No, Don’t Send Them Any Money
If you’re an author, or honestly if you just happen to be standing near an author these days, then you have probably seen a flood of emails in the past couple of months promising you that who…
whatever.scalzi.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Smoking some homemade pastrami today. Also going to smoke some medlar, which should be interesting.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think I'm becoming a Dead Internet Accelerationist.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
After reading a bunch of the Epstein emails over the last few days, this makes total sense.
after reading how all these rich folks write i think i understand why they believe everyone else needs a chatbot to write everything from emails and text message to novels
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Read My New Short Story – REM State: fieldwork.

For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I…
Read My New Short Story – REM State: fieldwork.
For a recent scary story night, I decided to explore a setting that had been rattling around in my head for a while. REM State is unrelated to The Bell Forging Cycle, but it shares a similar DNA. I like massive cities and weird creatures, what can I say? I don't write short stories all that often, but instead of filing this one away and forgetting about it, I figured it'd be fun to release it.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by K. M. Alexander
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
An Anti-Imperialist

“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
An Anti-Imperialist
“And so I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the American eagle put its talons on any other land.” Mark Twain
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October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
🔱 M A R I N E R S 🔱

(This is a baseball account now, fyi.)
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
G O M S
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
M A R I N E R S

I'm not crying. You're crying.
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Uly Pupdate: Summer 2025

He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him…
Uly Pupdate: Summer 2025
He's now a year and a half old, and we've had a significant summer! Uly got fixed in June, and as is common in large breeds, he also underwent a gastropexy to prevent GDV. As a result, the beginning of the summer was a bit slow. We did get him a little suit to keep him from picking at his sutures, and as a benefit, it made him look like a little man from the turn of the century, about to go for a swim and an egg cream at the beach.
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September 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's been 24 years, man. 🥲
#GoMs
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"Listers: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching" might be one of the best movies I've seen this year, and for some reason, it's not on Letterboxd. Seriously... watch it:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is incredible to watch.
GEOGUESSR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2025 HIGHLIGHTS
YouTube video by GeoGuessr
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I was not ready for Viggo Mortensen's Colonel Sanders.
August 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Smoker Paddock

Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a…
The Smoker Paddock
Every day, I have someone emailing asking where I've been for the last month or so. (That's not true, but it's a good way to start my first post in nearly a month.) Well, I have been busy! For a while now, Kari-Lise and I have spent any free time hard at work building out a patio/gazebo/outdoor cooking space/chef's garden that I am calling our Smoker Paddock.
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August 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reposted by K. M. Alexander
Business cards, yes! Manuscript, no! Also "networking" is just about getting to meet people! Tell people about your work if they ask! Keep it really short if they do! If they don't bring it up, just be a cool human they can know! If an agent/editor says "send me work," do it when you get home!
@scalzi.com hello! I am going to Worldcon this week in the hopes of networking (I’m doing one of the meetups) to shop my manuscript. I have no one in my circle I can ask this question: what should I bring? I figure business cards and… 10 copies of my first 30 pages?
August 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As one of the concerned Alexanders mentioned in the post below, I have purchased Jason's new book, which I will read and determine from there if I am safe. 😉
My novella We Who Hunt Alexanders is now out in the world. To all the people named Alex and Alexander who expressed concerns on if the monsters in my book would be hunting them down, I want to officially state there's no reason to worry. 1/ www.apexbookcompany.com/products/we-...
We Who Hunt Alexanders - Apex Book Company
WE WHO HUNT ALEXANDERS by Jason Sanford is a dark, cosmic novella following a neurodivergent main character in a gothic, dangerous world.
www.apexbookcompany.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
QRP with your wings art!

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July 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM