Keith Naas
@knaas.bsky.social
something funny, I did not promise. Lots of Columbus, Ohio, Soccer.
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This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
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There’s a reason Caesar was forbidden to cross the Rubicon and return to Rome with his army. It’s what separates a relatively free society from a fascist one.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There’s a reason Caesar was forbidden to cross the Rubicon and return to Rome with his army. It’s what separates a relatively free society from a fascist one.
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ICE, charging in: It'sa him! Mario!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ICE, charging in: It'sa him! Mario!
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The Macy's Day Parade is the best example of Mad Libs in real life.
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Macy's Day Parade is the best example of Mad Libs in real life.
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
John Candy would have loved them.
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
John Candy would have loved them.
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
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This is a win for due process.
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
Thousands of immigrants could be eligible for bond hearings, striking down DHS policy: Judge
The decision could potentially allow thousands of immigrants who have been subject to mandatory detention to be released.
abcnews.go.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is a win for due process.
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
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Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
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#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
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To clarify present #Crew96 roster:
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
Players already under contract:
G: Hagen, Laapkes, Schulte.
D: Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Zawadzki.
MF: Arfsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard.
F: Abou Ali, Rossi.
G: Hagen, Laapkes, Schulte.
D: Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Zawadzki.
MF: Arfsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard.
F: Abou Ali, Rossi.
#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
To clarify present #Crew96 roster:
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Sky Sports said minutes ago that the Wilfried Nancy deal may be done before the weekend and they note once again that Ampadu is joining him.
#Crew96
#Crew96
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sky Sports said minutes ago that the Wilfried Nancy deal may be done before the weekend and they note once again that Ampadu is joining him.
#Crew96
#Crew96
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White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest: the mother of her nephew was detained in Revere, Mass. @wbur.org @simonfrios.bsky.social
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
White House spokeswoman Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest
Bruna Ferreira, a Boston-area woman who is the mother of Leavitt's nephew, is now in custody at an ICE facility in Louisiana.
www.wbur.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest: the mother of her nephew was detained in Revere, Mass. @wbur.org @simonfrios.bsky.social
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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And now today… zeteo.com/p/trump-ice-...
Trump Tried to Disappear This Children’s Hospital Muslim Chaplain. His Community Never Stopped Fighting to Free Him
Ayman Soliman speaks to Asawin about his ICE abduction, his time in detention, and how his community rose up to take on a lumbering, fascist behemoth – and won.
zeteo.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
And now today… zeteo.com/p/trump-ice-...
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I know it’s just capitalism but it’s at least good IMO that the Crew Stadium is sponsored by a company funding this type of work.
#Crew96
#Crew96
Advocacy & Equity - Hawthorne Gardening Co.
The Hawthorne Social Justice Fund, funded within The Scotts Miracle-Gro Foundation, grantees are focused on addressing the problems caused by the disproportionate number of cannabis-related arrests…
www.hawthorne-gardening.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I know it’s just capitalism but it’s at least good IMO that the Crew Stadium is sponsored by a company funding this type of work.
#Crew96
#Crew96
The Lawn
The Field
The Scott
The Yard
The Gro House
The Gro Haus
The Scott
Tiny Seedman Fortress
Factory of Greenness
The Field
The Scott
The Yard
The Gro House
The Gro Haus
The Scott
Tiny Seedman Fortress
Factory of Greenness
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Lawn
The Field
The Scott
The Yard
The Gro House
The Gro Haus
The Scott
Tiny Seedman Fortress
Factory of Greenness
The Field
The Scott
The Yard
The Gro House
The Gro Haus
The Scott
Tiny Seedman Fortress
Factory of Greenness
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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How to read the New York Times for free
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(video from @columbuslibrary.bsky.social)
trevinflick.github.io/blog/posts/n...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
How to read the New York Times for free
trevinflick.github.io/blog/posts/n...
(video from @columbuslibrary.bsky.social)
trevinflick.github.io/blog/posts/n...
(video from @columbuslibrary.bsky.social)
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it is really wild to me how much the Republican party line is that Americans are no longer allowed to be fat slobs, that we don't get to eat carrot cake or wear bucees branded polyester pajama pants to fly to Munich any more. fuck you! I'm an American!!
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
it is really wild to me how much the Republican party line is that Americans are no longer allowed to be fat slobs, that we don't get to eat carrot cake or wear bucees branded polyester pajama pants to fly to Munich any more. fuck you! I'm an American!!
Jimmy Haslam, Columbus #Crew96 owner in October: “put a better product on the field”
In the last 18 months Jimmy has lost the best architect, the best philosopher, and the best player not named Messi.
In the last 18 months Jimmy has lost the best architect, the best philosopher, and the best player not named Messi.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jimmy Haslam, Columbus #Crew96 owner in October: “put a better product on the field”
In the last 18 months Jimmy has lost the best architect, the best philosopher, and the best player not named Messi.
In the last 18 months Jimmy has lost the best architect, the best philosopher, and the best player not named Messi.