kobold that bites people
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i talk a lot about the appeal of fat tails, but like..
it isn't *just* fat in there. it distributes there, but the wagging works those muscles too, so they got *heft* when they swish~
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
what if the kobolds all got soup? i think thatd be nice, we should do that
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
kobold is awake fantasizing about warm bread with butter and honey...
why must these things cost money?
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
kobold kobold kobold kobold
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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solidarity between kobolds who hate racism and would never serve a bloody dragon x kobolds who really do love dragons and being part of the den (while still hating racism)
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
they should invent a head that doesn't hurt sll the time
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i hope whoever invented ibuprofen is very proud of themselves
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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going so hard against forcefem is sickening to me. Brother I can't even get femmed by medical professionals I'm paying, you're worried about being femmed by psychological warfare??
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Was a really fun night!
It was an abridged second season, with a special short where Blitzo is mistaken by the chupacabras during a mission in Tijuana. Gotta rewatch the season.

I absolutely loved the Mexican dub, it was so well-made and having characters with Argentine voices was perfect
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
partner made the choccy milk~~~ <3<3<3
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
kweh!
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i do not enjoy being a sick kobold it turns out...
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
its sandslash! with soft tumby! yes!!!!!
Any sandslash enjoyers in chat
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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more pro-HRT propaganda 🫵
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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majority of the time if an artist is trying to sell more work even though they have a backlog of incomplete work, it’s not because they don’t want to do the backlog of work. it’s probably more likely they’re trying to keep food on the table so they can actually work on the backlog without starving
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
wifey made the macking cheese for me today~~ <3<3<3
October 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
buh... had so many dreams about macking cheese, but in the land of the living cheese costs like 2 bajillion dollars (20 bajillion shmackaroos)
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
sometimes the kobold is secretly a dog
October 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
sometimes there are kobolds
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM