An Average Joe
@kokomojoe.bsky.social
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Sometime artist, sometime writer, strident liberal, general drain on society. Cats, gardening, resistance. He/him
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kokomojoe.bsky.social
You're about to go clear out a nest of vamps outside of Chico.
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alisonfisk.bsky.social
Marvellous Minoan clay vessels made by creative potters on the island of Crete during the Aegean Bronze Age around 3,500 years ago! 🤩

Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me

#Archaeology
From the Aegean Bronze Age, Minoan clay vessels with black handpainted decoration.on a pale biscuity-coloured slip

Top left - clay flask decorated in Minoan ‘Marine Style’’ with an octopus with tentacles writhing around the body of the vase. Additional motifs such as seaweed and rocks represent the seabed. From Palaikastro, 1500-1450 BC

Top right - clay rhyton in the shape of a bull’s head. A rhyton is a type of pouring vessel used for filling cups or making liquid offerings. There is a pouring hole at the bull’s mouth. From Knossos Little Palace, 1450-1375 BC

Bottom left - Nautilus vessel - clay rhyton depicting the seabed with nautili, corals and seaweed. From Phaistos Palace, 1500-1450 BC

Bottom right - Basket shaped rhyton decorated with double-axe motif. There is a small pouring hole in one of the bottom corners. From Pseira, 1500-1450 BC
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
kokomojoe.bsky.social
A Nobel prize for hallucinations
kokomojoe.bsky.social
If your camp is in a flood zone, don't have campers there when it floods. Consider moving your camp out of the floor zone.

How the State hasn't closed them down is insane.
How they haven't been sued or of existence by 27 families is impossible to understand.
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kokomojoe.bsky.social
He looks like a side quest in Cyberpunk
kokomojoe.bsky.social
"Some people" means "everyone".
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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pinkmouse.bsky.social
Tonight's song is dedicated to the Portland Frogs - Peace Frog by The Doors. 🐸

They are on the front lines, they are our everyday heroes. They prove night after night that Portland is not the war ravaged city Shit For Brains says it is.

Thanks Frogs for Keeping Portland Weird. 🐸❤️

GN Bluesky! 💙
The Doors - Peace Frog
YouTube video by desterratorializado
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xochiptx.bsky.social
Gotta love all the anti-fascist amphibians!
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Original Portland anti-fascist frog Drawing of said Portland frog, with the word 'Resist' on the top
kokomojoe.bsky.social
"Where is it? Oh, this thing? Wow, I thought they were joking. And you call ME little marco"
kokomojoe.bsky.social
You can only serve shit on a bun twice, apparently.

I would have thought once, but some people get that taste and need more.

Then get real sick.
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
kokomojoe.bsky.social
This IS the best MAGA has to offer
kokomojoe.bsky.social
None of these "Americans" behind him dare to correct these outrageous ridiculous lies?
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histoftech.bsky.social
The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...
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kokomojoe.bsky.social
"Joy of TikTok" is newspeak for "ignore what our fascist owners do".