Patrick Koppenburg 🐧
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Patrick Koppenburg 🐧
@koppenburg.ch
Nikhef physicist at LHCb Experiment at CERN. Exotic Hadrons, European strategy for particle physics, Sustainable Accelerators. Chair of CERN users committee ACCU.
🐧📷🎓💻💫.
Born at 327.55 ppm CO₂. Président du PVL La Côte. 🟢🔵
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Hello to those who found me here. I am a particle physicist at CERN working on the @lhcb.bsky.social experiment and on future accelerators. In particular I worry about sustainability.

I'm also chairing the advisory committee of the 12000 CERN users.
This car is a fermion ⚛️
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Reposted by Patrick Koppenburg 🐧
vandaag is het volgens de amerikanen 11/23, oftewel 1-1-2-3, dus is het fibonaccidag 🙂
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Allez @lausannehc 🦁
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
15000 antihydrogen atoms are a fantastic achievement!

But it's still far from Angels & Demons. If you were to annihilate all that antimatter you you'd get a few micro joules out. That's much less than what your phone needs for a second of being idle.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
LHCb doing strange physics! We even measure the CKM element Vus that couples strange and up quarks. The measurement is difficult at LHCb as a Λ baryon decaying to a proton and a muon looks very much like the dominant Λ to proton pion mode where the pion then decays to a muon. ⚛️
Branching fraction measurement of the Λ→pμν decay arxiv.org/abs/2511.15681 - This result improves the precision of the branching fraction measurement by a factor of two compared to the previous best measurement and sets a more stringent bound on lepton flavour universality in s→u quark transitions.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I got my Breakthrough Prize certificate 😀
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
First Brazilian win in the alpine ski world cup 🇧🇷👏👏👏
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Students, apply for a CERN summer studentship. Greatest experience ever!
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November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Very uninformative sign on the motorway by Geneva. Halle 6 of what?
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Cette question est très importante pour moi - veuillez la signer et la partager : act.campax.org/petitions/un...
Jetzt Nachtzug nach Malmö retten!
1. Klimaschutz durch echte Alternativen statt leere Versprechen Ein Nachtzug ersetzt Kurzstreckenflüge – und reduziert so den CO₂-Ausstoss. Gemäss Informationen der SBB verursacht eine Fahrt mit dem N...
act.campax.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I confirm.
From a survey on arXiv
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Patrick Koppenburg 🐧
Ooooops indeed.
Oops. Ooooooooooooops.

I do hope that nobody has been given or denied a job/promotion based on their SpringerNature citation counts in the past 15 years.

arxiv.org/pdf/2511.01675

h/t @nathlarigaldie.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I did not expect orthopaedics to appear on hep-ex 😅
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I heard the russian version of this joke two days ago. @zachweinersmith.bsky.social must be spying on my conversations. I see no other explanation.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
On this day 50 years ago, John Ellis, Mary K. Gaillard and Dimitri Nanopoulos submitted the paper "A Phenomenological Profile of the Higgs Boson" which was first to tell experimentalists how to find the Higgs boson.

#OTD #historyofphysics #physics ⚛️🧪
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
How much are you willing to pay to deserve being called 'clueless monkey' by the owner of the network ?
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Aiguille Verte de toutes les couleurs.

#mountains #montblanc #photography
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
LHCb rocking kaon physics again.
Search for K⁰→π⁺π⁻μ⁺μ⁻ decays at LHCb arxiv.org/abs/2511.02619 - Upper limits are set for the first time on the branching fractions B(K⁰s→π⁺π⁻μ⁺μ⁻)<1.4×10⁻⁹ and B(K⁰L→π⁺π⁻μ⁺μ⁻)<6.6×10⁻⁷, at the 90% confidence level.
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Great news for the LHC experiments, and more generally for faster detectors www.nikhef.nl/en/news/nwo-...
www.nikhef.nl
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by Patrick Koppenburg 🐧
Mark Thomson, the next Director General @cern.bsky.social talked about collider physics at CERN and right now, Robbert Dijkgraaf is taking us through the future of European Science #nikhef50
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy birthday @nikhef.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Still life with moka pot.

My picture, AI enhanced.
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
From now on I live in canton "Total Amount".
#bug #formsFail
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🧐 There is a direct link from #grokipedia to my website, but accessed in 2021.
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM