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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · 6d

That's the cars Circuitlatory system

olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · 6d

look at this shit, man

a jpeg showing the horrible nightmare of wires running through a modern car

it's like if a person was reduced to their blood vessels

horrible stuff

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Sep 7

please familiarize yourself with this whole website thank you kindly

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Aug 10

Posted two years ago, but somehow still current

Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Aug 6

Texcels seething over Khanate excellence. Can't wait for them to start crying about seceding from the union.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · Aug 6

my “i am not involved in a conspiracy to cover up sexual abuse” banner hanging from the vice-president’s residence has a lot of people asking what the fuck is wrong with me

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · Aug 6

NBC News confirms: JD Vance will meet tonight at his residence with Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Deputy AG Todd Blanche, FBI Director Kash Patel, and other top Trump officials to discuss the Epstein scandal. @msnbc.com

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · Aug 6

Low key one of the worst anbuses of power ever? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Aug 6

Lumineers is close to the middle

Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Aug 6

I'd argue that Stomp-Clap is a viable classification. The spectrum is probably something like Mumford to Of Monsters And Men. Imagine Dragons is mormon slop music.

The Wicker Dan (1973) @danlehner.bsky.social · Aug 6

I will reiterate that the reason the phenomenon of “stomp clap hey” produced musically-illiterate takes (Imagine Dragons and Mumford and Sons are not similar bands!) is because it comes from a tweet not about any particular bands or music scenes but about a slightly antiquated Type of Guy

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Chris Sotomayor 🇵🇷 @sotocolor.bsky.social · Aug 6

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · Jul 31

A person so bigoted they were banned from Uber Eats continues to make personnel decisions about national security and military leadership.

Nina Jankowicz @ninajankowicz.com · Jul 30

In another episode of “we live in the stupidest timeline,” Jen Easterly, a woman I have (1) never met and (2) did not work for, had her appointment at West Point terminated because Laura Loomer lied about both of us in a tweet.

cyberscoop.com/jen-easterly...

Army Secretary forces West Point to rescind appointment given to Easterly

The United States Military Academy abruptly ended the appointment of Jen Easterly to a high-profile academic position in West Point’s Department of Social Sciences, according to a memorandum issued We...

cyberscoop.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Jun 29

If they just shit on Mamdani you could rationalize it as a unique thing to him and his candidacy but the party leaders and consultants did the same thing with AOC and even with Obama and maybe it’s time we demand that they encourage candidates that turn out the youth vote instead of impeding them

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Samira Shackle @samirashackle.bsky.social · Jun 20

The BBC has confirmed it won’t air its documentary on Gaza’s medics. I know some of the journalists involved and they’re absolutely excellent. This statement is mealy-mouthed; you can’t “both sides” the facts on the ground of a genocide, and there’s a clear public interest in documenting those facts

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Jun 14

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Jun 10

i feel like Loki was definitely trying to recapture the vibe somewhat, particularly the whole vaguely 70s retrofuturism

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Jun 10

Imo, Legion gets better with age because it's a window into an alternate timeline where instead of the current marvel slop, we got bold and meticulous works of art.

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Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social · Jun 5

“I can go after him like Nixon?”

“Well, these are legitim— Yes, exactly like President Nixon did, sir.”

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Jun 5

Do any other brothers set the feet in photos, or is it just me? #freemason

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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · Jun 3

How about that

max 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · Jun 3

it's so weird that the tip-off for Luigi being at McDonalds was never given their $60k reward on some technicality,

they never went public about it,

and a company proudly writing about their work at McDonalds implementing facial recognition can now only be viewed through the Wayback Machine

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · Jun 3

What if I told you that there was a globe spanning organization that's existed for 300 years and is dedicated to combatting the social alienation facing young men while teaching them the values of tolerance, morality, mutual aid, and personal responsibility?

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · May 9

It's bleakly funny that "Is the Pope Catholic?" has gone from a euphemism for something being obvious, to a diagnostic question to figure out how insane someone is.

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · May 4

the farmers market is truly a display of white het depravity. watching a gorgeous statuesque woman in an impeccable outfit dote on the greasiest burn out manchild that I've ever seen. Honey, free yourself.

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · May 4

I don't consider myself a dude anymore, but I cannot deny that Dudes Rock.

NPR @npr.org · May 2

Scientists have created a broadly effective antivenom using the blood of a Wisconsin man who has spent years exposing himself to deadly snakebites from black mambas, taipans, cobras and many others.

He let snakes bite him some 200 times to create a better snakebite antivenom

Scientists have created a broadly effective antivenom using the blood of a Wisconsin man who has spent years exposing himself to deadly snakebites from black mambas, taipans, cobras and many others.

www.npr.org

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · May 2

tanks being stuck in a sinkhole while surrounded by tens or maybe hundreds of thousands of protestors would be an image you would see every single day for the rest of the term

Grungehamster @grungehamster.bsky.social · May 2

Still a non-zero chance that his advisors in the first term were indeed serious with the argument that allegedly got him off this kick (that DC is built on a swamp and can't support the hardware) and history books have images of two tanks stuck in a sinkhole to illustrate this period of history.

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · May 2

You don't really want to be leading a country where the most dynamic company after you instituted your policies is the discount store.
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/30/d...

Dollar General is one of the best stock performers of Trump's first 100 days

Analysts say a market rotation to defensive stocks and Dollar General's lower exposure to China tariffs have boosted the stock.

www.cnbc.com

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Bro. Greg the Wizard @korakosrising.bsky.social · May 2

They acted like she was doing it to humiliate me or something. I was absolutely baffled. Iirc they made her take the polish off my nails. A truly bizarre moment.

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