Korvidae Games
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Kill Him Faster (2025 Golden Fez Bucket of Blood Award Winner for Best Combat Rules) | LIFTS: The RPG for Your Muscles | Let Thrones Beware | On a Weird Horse I Ride https://www.korvidae.com
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Kill Him Faster is a ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running hitler.

Jess Valentine from the Coffin Club called it "Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence."

#ttrpg #indierpg #speedrun #fps #timetravel #rpg #sports
Kill Him Faster - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG
2025 Golden Fez Award - The Bucket of Blood Award for best combat rules "Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence." -- Jess Valentine...
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then they realised the bored lab techs working on it had started speedrunning
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there is a tabletop rpg with the premise that someone invented a time machine, but it only goes back to a specific date and you can't change the present or bring things back with you.

the military got excited then sold it off as useless.

the company that bought it couldn't find a way to sell it.
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korvidaegames.bsky.social
Kudos to @drivethrurpg.com for banning this literal nazi propaganda.
korvidaegames.bsky.social
This is the second edition of the game posted on @itch.io. I reported the first, and have reported the second.

Does itch not care about hate speech and nazi propaganda?
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nickoten.bsky.social
Looks like Old School Stylish finally went gold on DrivethruRPG. To celebrate, I’m putting it and Nielsenauts on sale for $5! Links below “:
korvidaegames.bsky.social
Our long national nightmare is over.
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korvidaegames.bsky.social
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
korvidaegames.bsky.social
It would be neat if the "doing something" including paying out the money I need.
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tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
every time i think "maybe i've been too strident about itch being part of the problem" i'm reminded that no lol they fucking suck ass
korvidaegames.bsky.social
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
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kaitave.bsky.social
I feel like a whole lot of the "itch is just trying their best, guys!" defenders might change their tune if they were the ones having payments withheld for months because ?????????????????, just a hunch
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alchemist64.bsky.social
😬😬😬😬
korvidaegames.bsky.social
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
korvidaegames.bsky.social
Don't worry friends, I don't need money, I can eat my feelings.
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kaitave.bsky.social
It'd be awesome if there was any explanation for how some people will go to claim a payment from itch and it'll take, charitably, a few weeks, and then for some people it'll take 4-5 months
korvidaegames.bsky.social
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
korvidaegames.bsky.social
Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.
korvidaegames.bsky.social
One week ago, I launched a new #indie #ttrpg, Iytch Better Have My Money.

Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.

It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.
korvidaegames.bsky.social
I'm very excited to announce the Iytch Better Game My Money #ttrpg #indie game jam, hosted on @itch.io.

If you're a developer who's struggling to get the money you earned on the platform, I encourage you to join!

itch.io/jam/wheres-o...
korvidaegames.bsky.social
We hope and we hope and we hope! Thanks for the well wishes!