🐉Laura🐉
@kravenslastbunt.bsky.social
Not actually Wat Tambor, the lead engineer of the Techno Union, but what if I were? I'm totally not, but I could be.
Every once in a while the Instagram algorithm gives me an Obi Wan/Anakin edit set to a Taylor Swift song. Not mad about it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every once in a while the Instagram algorithm gives me an Obi Wan/Anakin edit set to a Taylor Swift song. Not mad about it.
I'm almost done with the 2nd book in The Farseer Trilogy. Anyone want to chat about it when I'm done with the third?
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm almost done with the 2nd book in The Farseer Trilogy. Anyone want to chat about it when I'm done with the third?
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
I'm listening to the audiobooks, so it shouldn't be too long.
Skin so dry my phone doesn't recognize my thumbprint
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Skin so dry my phone doesn't recognize my thumbprint
I hate doing my shower routine in someone else's home or a shared rental space. Remembering to bring clothes and underwear with me to the bathroom? Putting clothes on before I leave the still humid room? Intolerable!
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I hate doing my shower routine in someone else's home or a shared rental space. Remembering to bring clothes and underwear with me to the bathroom? Putting clothes on before I leave the still humid room? Intolerable!
I'm trying to think of my 5 concerts most likely to get people to hate me, and it's hard because you all would hate my taste in music.
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm trying to think of my 5 concerts most likely to get people to hate me, and it's hard because you all would hate my taste in music.
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
Like, should I go all MAGA, or should I just list how many times I've seen Billy Joel?
Can we get Bad Bunny to broker an accord between Lindor and Soto?
Per Mike Puma, Francisco Lindor and Jeff McNeil got into a "heated confrontation" after the June 20th game in Philly, and Lindor and Soto had a chilly relationship.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Can we get Bad Bunny to broker an accord between Lindor and Soto?
You hear "Memory" and it's such a beautiful song, and then you remember that it was originally sung by a furry's wet dream.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You hear "Memory" and it's such a beautiful song, and then you remember that it was originally sung by a furry's wet dream.
For real, late 90s Antonio Banderas was about as sexy as it got. Not sure why the studio didn't think this movie would sell.
Fuck it! If I had a time machine I'm going back to the late 90s to make the Phantom of the Opera movie starring Antonio Banderas.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
For real, late 90s Antonio Banderas was about as sexy as it got. Not sure why the studio didn't think this movie would sell.
Realizing there are a bunch of Andrew Lloyd Webber shows I've never even heard of
My dad and I are watching a DVD of an Andrew Lloyd Webber special I know I watched on PBS in the 2000s, but it looks like it was recorded in the 1980s.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Realizing there are a bunch of Andrew Lloyd Webber shows I've never even heard of
Actually, I did have Brett Ratner directing MAGA propaganda on my 2025 bingo card
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Actually, I did have Brett Ratner directing MAGA propaganda on my 2025 bingo card
Fuck it! If I had a time machine I'm going back to the late 90s to make the Phantom of the Opera movie starring Antonio Banderas.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fuck it! If I had a time machine I'm going back to the late 90s to make the Phantom of the Opera movie starring Antonio Banderas.
Are all Broadway tickets $300 now, or just the ones I want to see?
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are all Broadway tickets $300 now, or just the ones I want to see?
My dad and I are watching a DVD of an Andrew Lloyd Webber special I know I watched on PBS in the 2000s, but it looks like it was recorded in the 1980s.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My dad and I are watching a DVD of an Andrew Lloyd Webber special I know I watched on PBS in the 2000s, but it looks like it was recorded in the 1980s.
Why didn't anyone tell me Predator Badlands was a rom com?
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me Predator Badlands was a rom com?
Reposted by 🐉Laura🐉
I’m sorry to be depressing but if there is a dish you ate today that someone you love made and you can’t imagine a world where you stop getting to have that every year
Get the fucking recipe 😭
Get the fucking recipe 😭
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m sorry to be depressing but if there is a dish you ate today that someone you love made and you can’t imagine a world where you stop getting to have that every year
Get the fucking recipe 😭
Get the fucking recipe 😭
Happy Thanksgiving!
a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
Alt: Buffy Summers saying "It is a sham. But it's a sham with yams! It's a yam-sham!" regarding Thanksgiving in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Pangs"
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Good thing Abed is Batman now
Good thing Abed is Batman now
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Good thing Abed is Batman now
Good thing Abed is Batman now
like, nothing specific, but a good King Arthur movie
they can just keep trying until I'm happy
they can just keep trying until I'm happy
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
like, nothing specific, but a good King Arthur movie
they can just keep trying until I'm happy
they can just keep trying until I'm happy
Reposted by 🐉Laura🐉
“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
Hi new followers!
I hope you like reposts of Alucard from Castlevania fan art and cyclical posts about Jane Eyre and A Song of Ice and Fire
I hope you like reposts of Alucard from Castlevania fan art and cyclical posts about Jane Eyre and A Song of Ice and Fire
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hi new followers!
I hope you like reposts of Alucard from Castlevania fan art and cyclical posts about Jane Eyre and A Song of Ice and Fire
I hope you like reposts of Alucard from Castlevania fan art and cyclical posts about Jane Eyre and A Song of Ice and Fire
Everyone's waiving their full no-trade clauses for the Holidays.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everyone's waiving their full no-trade clauses for the Holidays.
Reposted by 🐉Laura🐉
Easily one of the greatest bits of all time.
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Easily one of the greatest bits of all time.
Reposted by 🐉Laura🐉
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Mind-boggling that people actually seek out "engagement" on social media. Even when it's positive, high engagement is mostly awful.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mind-boggling that people actually seek out "engagement" on social media. Even when it's positive, high engagement is mostly awful.
Season 4 of Community may be even worse than I remembered.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Season 4 of Community may be even worse than I remembered.