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Kris Ferderer
@krisferderer.com
🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga
🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK)
🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG)
🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska
🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can!

My Opinions = Mine

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With the influx of people jumping onto Bluesky, I feel like I should post the things about what I'm a fan of and what you can expect me to post about.

If you're a fan of any of these things, give me a follow, I guess.
Merry Crysis to all who celebrate.
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gang's all here!
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Christmas Eve? Time to eat a pizza, my bodyweight in Christmas cookies gifted from my wonderful friends, and get blasted on boozy egg nog and wake up on Monday morning.

Merry Krismas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Call me Les Schwab because I am so fucking tired. 👉😉👉
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by Kris Ferderer
Delivering dubs to Seattle this holiday season 🎁
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm loving the hype that I've been seeing online for Torrent games.

If more people get into hockey via the Torrent, we can force Climate Pledge to open the upper bowl and pack the place! They're a ton of fun, are super affordable, and have free transit passes to and from!
100% this. I love going to @seattlekraken.com games for sure but there's something about @pwhltorrent.bsky.social games that just hit different.
There’s a certain lightness to these games that doesn’t exist with the NHL team. The crowd energy is so different and the players and coaches seem to be having a lot more fun. Everyone’s having a good time around this team.
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Weird. Murphy's player profile looks a little different tonight.

A .974 SV%?! In the immortal words of Kucherov, ARE YOU KEEDDING ME?
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Seattle's eating good tonight.

@pwhltorrent.bsky.social @seattlekraken.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
People are complaining that DDR5 is expensive now. Fucking losers.

Why play DDR5 when you can play the far superior game - DDR Mario Mix.
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ya ever spend roughly a bajillion hours working on a project and you finally finish it and your stomach stops hurting randomly?
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
lol, the first rule of the internet is about to hit in full force.

"Once it's on the internet, it is always on the internet."

Hell yeah.
Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh yeah, don't forget that the minimum wage in Seattle is $43,180.80/yr ($20.76/hr).
Meanwhile, the Seattle Torrent play in an arena that's a tax write-off for a person with a $240.1B Net Worth.
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Meanwhile, the Seattle Torrent play in an arena that's a tax write-off for a person with a $240.1B Net Worth.
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Huh. A statue of a cow. I wonder what it represents."

[C O W]

"Fair enough..."
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Damn, the past couple of days have been real rough for people who suck and go into boxing rings.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Kris Ferderer
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Took a wrong turn on my way to Climate Pledge and ended up at Pacific Coliseum for the @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social vs. @victoire-lphf.bsky.social game. Oopsie doodles.

Great arena. Loved the wooden roofs.
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Berkly Catton - Injured Reserve
Mason Marchment - Traded
Me - Hasn't given up a single NHL goal.

skill issue, really
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
BREAKING: I direct that the US instantly stop listening to a fucking tinfoil-hat Speak-and-Spell.
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Good ol' late-night yell into the void post.

Ya ever have one of those moments where someone explains the rules of a game, you do what they say, you still lose, and you don't know what you did wrong?

That's how I feel when my friends describe me as "a catch".
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Meanwhile, the Seahawks:
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Remember when people didn't get hired unless they had good communication skills? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?

Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
100% this. I love going to @seattlekraken.com games for sure but there's something about @pwhltorrent.bsky.social games that just hit different.
There’s a certain lightness to these games that doesn’t exist with the NHL team. The crowd energy is so different and the players and coaches seem to be having a lot more fun. Everyone’s having a good time around this team.
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM