Kris of Death 💀💋
@krismcgee.bsky.social
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I’m just here to get drunk and tell you how under appreciated Carly Rae Jepsen is 🏳️‍🌈 📍 Manchester
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It’s her day 🍃

#PokemonLegendsZA
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Reasons why today is a good day:

- Me and @krismcgee.bsky.social have been together for four years today!
- Pokémon Legends Z-A
- Also we're getting a takeaway
Me and Kris posing in front of a House of Candy sign
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About to be an absolute PIG with the Premier Inn Breakfast buffet.
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As Tom is my arch nemesis, I hope they killed him #CelebrityTraitors
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I’m in London today

(Insert Coronation Street LONDON?! video here)
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“So we don’t face the same issues because we’re white and privileged?”

YES CAROLINE. Jesus Christ, she’s so close to understanding.

#BBUK
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Nah man, I can’t do two weeks of Caroline being this deliberately ignorant #BBUK
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Everyone, say hi to Mitch, my new BG3 character.

He’s a Himbo Fighter.
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As a member of the Hair Loss Crew (had a transplant because I didn’t look as good bald as you do!), thank you for fighting off these evil internet trolls. God help them if they ever end up follically challenged.
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A nap will be your friend today.
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Day 2 of being back at work after a week off, and I’m already on the 5:50 alarms 😭
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Nancy would have been 7 when “Sexy Bitch” by David Guetta came out.

She would have been 2 when “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls came out.

I can’t believe this was basically the music of her childhood, when I was enjoying these at Uni 💀 #BBUK
a woman says i 'm like the cryptkeeper with her hands on her face
ALT: a woman says i 'm like the cryptkeeper with her hands on her face
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Not sure how many more Mr Vegas adverts I can handle #BBUK
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When will Big Brother *actually* punish housemates for breaking rules and just put them up for eviction, instead of these pitiful punishments? #BBUK
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The Wolfpack is the cringiest secondary school nonsense I’ve ever heard #BBUK
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Oh go on then Ben, what would you like?
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I’ve seen what happens - my sister did that one year and was ostracised. I had to listen to so much “can you BELIEVE she did that?!”
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Does anyone else’s family do this?

I’m trying to organise Christmas presents and they all do the same “don’t get me anything”, but we both know full well that they would go mad if they didn’t get presents from me.

So bored of this back and forth dance!
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Gray-hum, I think is the best way to write it!
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Said I would only be 5 minutes while @alexlduffy.bsky.social went to get into bed - and then accidentally spent an hour customising armour and weapons on Baldur’s Gate 💀
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Have a glass of water or start planning a big beige takeaway!