Kris
@kristelyn.bsky.social
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VA (757) raised, LA living. I’m just yelling into the void, nothing more.
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Some of my favorite photos from the year. I did some cool traveling this year. #addtoblacksky
Image of person in pool overlooking ocean. Person standing beside Thai statues. Image overlooking Saint Paul, Antigua. Image of intersection in Charing Cross, UK.
kristelyn.bsky.social
If they got a HOA, they put that notice on the door immediately. 😅
sunovagon.bsky.social
Oh HAYLE NAWL!!!! This is unacceptable!!! 😳
kristelyn.bsky.social
Top 3 best movie endings for me. Loved me some Diane. Iconic and effortless style. May she rest in perfect peace.
chrisgeidner.bsky.social
First Wives Club “You Don’t Own Me” is circling in my brain always. youtu.be/dRLdtDYoVX8?...

RIP, to a legend and style icon.
kristelyn.bsky.social
Very blessed to be back in Singapore. 🇸🇬
kristelyn.bsky.social
Asking earnestly, are we sure this isn’t a humiliation kink? 😭
kristelyn.bsky.social
I need all prayers up for my girl! ⬆️
yasharali.bsky.social
Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.
Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.
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I’m really on my 38th lap around the sun. Grateful to just be. #happybirthdaytome
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He took everything he could from that man, and still decided that he needed both his sanity and peace. That karmic loop is gonna go crazy on him.
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jmood88.bsky.social
I don’t think there’s been a single person who has disappointed me more over the past decade than Dave Chappelle
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What a terrible human being omg 😩😂😩
kristelyn.bsky.social
I need more context. And the laws at his door. In that order.
kristelyn.bsky.social
Nicki and her fans created a vicious cycle when they made her whole career about comparing album sales and accolades, so now she has no choice but to crash out when she’s outdone. What a shame.
kristelyn.bsky.social
Oh for sure! Sometimes therapists do things like this to summon different breakthroughs with clients, so I was just curious about his motivation. Sounds like he’s just cool regardless.
kristelyn.bsky.social
This was so strategic, and I’m so interested in what he was trying to do here. 😂

For context, I’m a macro social worker by trade, but did some clinical work. But to answer your question, yes.
jehwauhn.bsky.social
So Friday my therapist walked out of our session to get his Popeye's he Doordashed. He gave me a piece.

Would you be okay with this?
kristelyn.bsky.social
I like this. I think he’s gonna give a fun performance.
phillewis.bsky.social
Bad Bunny is set to be the halftime show performer for Super Bowl LX:
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Now to figure out what I’m gifting myself… that Shark Cryoglow is calling me.
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My birthday is coming up, and I have a hard time celebrating myself. Parties feel like an exercise in vanity, though I deeply appreciate getting older, so it’s a strange dichotomy for me. Anyway, I sent out bday invites anyway and everyone seems so excited. 👉🏾🥹👈🏾
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No, we haven’t had dictators in the U.S., but his acts are still not revolutionary imo. Everything he’s done thus far could be likened to a similar event done right here on our soil.
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Amanda Seales calling that man “revolutionary” when he’s just calling the same plays from dictators past is rage bait at its finest.
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Weird as hell! 😂😂 The nerve of him to fix his lips to speak on ANYONE is wild to me.
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Everything I’ve ever learned about Channing Crowder has been by force.
kristelyn.bsky.social
This takedown was delicious. “Overly freaked out 45 year old” sent me to the moon. 😂