Krong
@krongart.bsky.social
200 followers 310 following 2K posts
Craig Koniges • I live in Philadelphia and make art and make music and i play TTRPGs and also sometimes i even leave the house.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Krong
matineemode.bsky.social
Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.
krongart.bsky.social
I played a lot of it on switch 1, which isn't really strong enough to run the game, but playing with a controller was weirdly satisfying. My roommate joked it looked like I was playing an intense shooter when I was just building railroads lol.
krongart.bsky.social
I keep wanting a roguelike survival version of fallout 1 to exist and I keep forgetting caves of qud exists which isn't exactly that but I bet it would scratch the itch and is probably a better game than the one I want.
krongart.bsky.social
Oh it's portfolio day. I don't really have a portfolio, but here, have some pieces I actually got paid for (and one I'm just quite proud of). I would be happy to get paid to draw more things but I'm also just happy I've gotten to do this much already.
krongart.bsky.social
Oh boy, my phone automatically made a slide show of intimate photos of myself and an ex from 10 years ago thanks phone
krongart.bsky.social
I'm down, I don't have the money to shop like them though.
krongart.bsky.social
How I see the world:
Targeted shot screen from fallout 1 showing a wireframe model of a man. Various body parts are highlighted, but "the groin" is currently selected.
krongart.bsky.social
"this experience is fundamental to my enjoyment" I say as I kill 20 rats in a row by punching them in the dick
krongart.bsky.social
Something feels fundamentally wrong about a fallout game that doesn't let me punch rats in the dick
krongart.bsky.social
I'm doing some googling and confirming that this sounds like a great time
krongart.bsky.social
I don't recognize any of those words but it sounds like the perfect day to me. I never visited Croatia when I was living in Hungary and I definitely regretted that.
krongart.bsky.social
Invite me to the next cookout. I'll figure out the plane ticket.
krongart.bsky.social
I should travel again bc it's been a long time since I've compulsively parroted someone's accent back to them and I kinda miss it
krongart.bsky.social
I'd eat it but that's not even a stew instead of a soup, that's just a straight up cabbage dish.
krongart.bsky.social
Hang on let me google someth- good lord
krongart.bsky.social
There's a Hungarian restaurant in NYC that does a "modern" chicken paprikás and I've never been more offended by a meal that probably still tastes very good.
krongart.bsky.social
I genuinely have never heard that take before. I know very few people that have actually read any Lovecraft. Those that have though definitely know that he was a pulp writer and not like the great American novelist or something like that.
krongart.bsky.social
Do you need to be nude to be slutty or something? Gotta wear the borat full body thong?
krongart.bsky.social
This is the relationship I have with the flies in my kitchen right now
krongart.bsky.social
Also like, I don't feel much need to study and copy other DMs/GMs anymore, I've got too many of my own ideas to run and I'm pretty comfortable and set in my game-running ways now.
krongart.bsky.social
You know, I don't think it's ever really clicked with me either, but I've still watched a dumb amount of episodes. I think when they first started I was really grateful for a high quality actual play but we've got a lot of those now.
krongart.bsky.social
Also I would love to guest star hmu I can cry on command
krongart.bsky.social
The TTRPG version of a daily soap
krongart.bsky.social
I know this is a boiling hot take, but critical role is *too* dramatic
krongart.bsky.social
The only thing that bothers me is that there will be a lot of inflatable Halloween costumes this year and I always found that low effort-high attention getting thing annoying at Halloween. It's good to get people feeling like it's a party though, I think it's motivating.