The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody.
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Newly elected Reform MP for East Wiltshire. Proud to represent traditional British values and fight the Westminster Elite.
Parody, obviously.
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More fake news. This proves beyond doubt that the traitorous BBC must be brought under proper control by responsible rulers.
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
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And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Danny Kruger MP fined over puppy's Richmond Park deer stampede - BBC News
Danny Kruger lost control of his 11-month-old Jack Russell during a walk with his family.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
More fake news. This proves beyond doubt that the traitorous BBC must be brought under proper control by responsible rulers.
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Fake news has always been a problem in this country. See how I have been persecuted unjustly.
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
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Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Coronavirus: Conservative MP apologises after he 'simply forgot' to wear mask on train journey
The MP was photographed by another passenger on the train service running from Hungerford to Paddington.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fake news has always been a problem in this country. See how I have been persecuted unjustly.
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Business owners and successful rich people, take heed. You would do well to follow this fine man in supporting the new ruling party. Unless you would like disloyalty to be rewarded with bankruptcy and disgrace.
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Tory donor Anthony Bamford backs Reform UK with £200,000 donation
Conservative donor Lord Anthony Bamford has given £200,000 to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK, matching his contribution to the Tories as the populist party courts business backing.
bmmagazine.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Business owners and successful rich people, take heed. You would do well to follow this fine man in supporting the new ruling party. Unless you would like disloyalty to be rewarded with bankruptcy and disgrace.
bmmagazine.co.uk/news/anthony...
bmmagazine.co.uk/news/anthony...
Mr Farage is right, as always. The BBC should return to doing straight news rather than allowing its inherent hard-left bias to bleed through in all its output. If this is too difficult to understand and comply with then Reform will do the right and appoint ideologically sound unbiased governance.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mr Farage is right, as always. The BBC should return to doing straight news rather than allowing its inherent hard-left bias to bleed through in all its output. If this is too difficult to understand and comply with then Reform will do the right and appoint ideologically sound unbiased governance.
When elected, my Reform Party will
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When elected, my Reform Party will
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
Boris was a great man and he did great good. Principally in getting me elected to my permanent Parliamentary seat in perpetuity. None deserve this more.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Boris was a great man and he did great good. Principally in getting me elected to my permanent Parliamentary seat in perpetuity. None deserve this more.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
Excellent news. It’s about time that Western Christianity started taking the balance back.
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Excellent news. It’s about time that Western Christianity started taking the balance back.
I notice that the Lügenpresse are attacking Mr Farage for his enlightened views on the Asian Grooming Gangs scandal.
Clearly Mr Farage is best placed to determine that white British people did not do this. Female victims, sadly, are not always reliable.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Clearly Mr Farage is best placed to determine that white British people did not do this. Female victims, sadly, are not always reliable.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Nigel Farage facing calls to apologise to female survivors of grooming gangs
A group of women have said it was “categorically untrue” for Farage to have said they were not victims of grooming gangs
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I notice that the Lügenpresse are attacking Mr Farage for his enlightened views on the Asian Grooming Gangs scandal.
Clearly Mr Farage is best placed to determine that white British people did not do this. Female victims, sadly, are not always reliable.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Clearly Mr Farage is best placed to determine that white British people did not do this. Female victims, sadly, are not always reliable.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
As I sat in the House of Commons yesterday, I found myself being driven mad by the large number of non-British faces arrayed in one of our most sacred places. This does not represent the England that I love.
But don’t worry. Once Reform takes power later this year, this will all be changing.
But don’t worry. Once Reform takes power later this year, this will all be changing.
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
As I sat in the House of Commons yesterday, I found myself being driven mad by the large number of non-British faces arrayed in one of our most sacred places. This does not represent the England that I love.
But don’t worry. Once Reform takes power later this year, this will all be changing.
But don’t worry. Once Reform takes power later this year, this will all be changing.
I notice that Storm Melissa is causing some fairly serious damage in the West Indian colonies.
This is sad.
But what’s really tragic is the desperate cynical attempt to use this as proof of “climate change”. Just another attempt to use natural destruction to rip off the Great People of England.
This is sad.
But what’s really tragic is the desperate cynical attempt to use this as proof of “climate change”. Just another attempt to use natural destruction to rip off the Great People of England.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I notice that Storm Melissa is causing some fairly serious damage in the West Indian colonies.
This is sad.
But what’s really tragic is the desperate cynical attempt to use this as proof of “climate change”. Just another attempt to use natural destruction to rip off the Great People of England.
This is sad.
But what’s really tragic is the desperate cynical attempt to use this as proof of “climate change”. Just another attempt to use natural destruction to rip off the Great People of England.
Proof of the blatant leftist bias at the BBC. See how they describe the excellent Geert Wilders as an "anti-Islam populist"? They somehow manage to make that sound like a bad thing!
These traitors will be drummed out of the country as soon as Reform assume power.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
These traitors will be drummed out of the country as soon as Reform assume power.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tight race in Dutch election as anti-Islam populist Wilders' hope of power declines
Wilders was the clear winner last time Dutch voters went to the polls in November 2023, but this time the race is far tighter.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Proof of the blatant leftist bias at the BBC. See how they describe the excellent Geert Wilders as an "anti-Islam populist"? They somehow manage to make that sound like a bad thing!
These traitors will be drummed out of the country as soon as Reform assume power.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
These traitors will be drummed out of the country as soon as Reform assume power.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
See how the forces of evil plot to undermine the righteous.
These bleating communists wouldn’t know a true political leader if we burned their houses down and exiled them to Rwanda. And we will.
These bleating communists wouldn’t know a true political leader if we burned their houses down and exiled them to Rwanda. And we will.
Prediction: Danny Kruger and Nigel Farage will fall out by Christmas and Kruger will either form his own party or be an independent by this time next year.
It's called "Carswell's law."
It's called "Carswell's law."
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
See how the forces of evil plot to undermine the righteous.
These bleating communists wouldn’t know a true political leader if we burned their houses down and exiled them to Rwanda. And we will.
These bleating communists wouldn’t know a true political leader if we burned their houses down and exiled them to Rwanda. And we will.
Did you know most migrants and “asylum seekers” pretend to be gay homosexuals? 0urely to take advantage of the woke poison and fake compassion that has infected our society. There is no actual evidence for this but we all know it must be true.
Jesus would like them to drown to discourage others.
Jesus would like them to drown to discourage others.
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Did you know most migrants and “asylum seekers” pretend to be gay homosexuals? 0urely to take advantage of the woke poison and fake compassion that has infected our society. There is no actual evidence for this but we all know it must be true.
Jesus would like them to drown to discourage others.
Jesus would like them to drown to discourage others.
Wonderful to see this supportive article about me. Several pictures and the entire article is about my experience of government and the fact that I am the brains of Reform.
I celebrated with a set of private prayers after breakfast with several lucky footmen.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I celebrated with a set of private prayers after breakfast with several lucky footmen.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform wheels out Danny Kruger, the ‘brains’ of Nigel Farage’s operation | John Crace
A man with no experience of government is to prepare the party … to govern. What could possibly go wrong?
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October 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Wonderful to see this supportive article about me. Several pictures and the entire article is about my experience of government and the fact that I am the brains of Reform.
I celebrated with a set of private prayers after breakfast with several lucky footmen.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I celebrated with a set of private prayers after breakfast with several lucky footmen.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reposted by The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody.
Far be it for me to disagree but I'm not seeing the Christian message here.
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Far be it for me to disagree but I'm not seeing the Christian message here.
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
This proves that the forces of evil have no shame and no limits on their ambition to corrupt and destroy.
Who advised the King that this endorsement of perversion is acceptable? They should be prosecuted and ostracised from decent society.
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Who advised the King that this endorsement of perversion is acceptable? They should be prosecuted and ostracised from decent society.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
King to attend first official LGBT event after veterans' campaign
A memorial is unveiled dedicated to gay military personnel and to those who served during the armed forces gay ban.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This proves that the forces of evil have no shame and no limits on their ambition to corrupt and destroy.
Who advised the King that this endorsement of perversion is acceptable? They should be prosecuted and ostracised from decent society.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Who advised the King that this endorsement of perversion is acceptable? They should be prosecuted and ostracised from decent society.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What voters really want to know is where I, Danny Kruger, will sit in the Pantheon of Mr Farage's Cabinet.
I have thought about this hard, and I will be combining several of the Great Offices of State. Home, Foreign and Chancellor.
It is only fitting as I am the best.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I have thought about this hard, and I will be combining several of the Great Offices of State. Home, Foreign and Chancellor.
It is only fitting as I am the best.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lucy Powell elected Labour's deputy leader
She defeated Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson in a race triggered by Angela Rayner's resignation.
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October 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
What voters really want to know is where I, Danny Kruger, will sit in the Pantheon of Mr Farage's Cabinet.
I have thought about this hard, and I will be combining several of the Great Offices of State. Home, Foreign and Chancellor.
It is only fitting as I am the best.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I have thought about this hard, and I will be combining several of the Great Offices of State. Home, Foreign and Chancellor.
It is only fitting as I am the best.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I notice that the moronic Welsh provincials have spurned the hand of friendship offered by Mr Farage. They will come to regret this when my Reform Party rules them. Do they still expect the farce of a regional Senate to continue?
And Labour and the Tories are finished.
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And Labour and the Tories are finished.
news.sky.com/story/caerph...
Caerphilly by-election: Just like that! In Tommy Cooper's birthplace, Farage nowhere to be seen as Reform loses
The joke among Plaid supporters at the count was that long before the declaration Mr Farage was halfway down the M4 on his way back to London, Jon Craig writes.
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October 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I notice that the moronic Welsh provincials have spurned the hand of friendship offered by Mr Farage. They will come to regret this when my Reform Party rules them. Do they still expect the farce of a regional Senate to continue?
And Labour and the Tories are finished.
news.sky.com/story/caerph...
And Labour and the Tories are finished.
news.sky.com/story/caerph...
This is both foolish and tragic. Sacking these poor, hardworking patriotic police officers for simply saying what everyone is thinking - what a colossal disgrace.
How can we have confidence in the police unless they represent the views of right-thinking thuggery?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
How can we have confidence in the police unless they represent the views of right-thinking thuggery?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Met officers sacked for gross misconduct after BBC Panorama Charing Cross investigation
The chair of the panel called the conduct of Sgt Joe McIlvenny and PCs Philip Neilson and Martin Borg a
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is both foolish and tragic. Sacking these poor, hardworking patriotic police officers for simply saying what everyone is thinking - what a colossal disgrace.
How can we have confidence in the police unless they represent the views of right-thinking thuggery?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
How can we have confidence in the police unless they represent the views of right-thinking thuggery?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Guardian, as usual, lies and twists the truth. As my excellent colleague Mr Tice observed earlier, we should all be pleased that we are ruling Kent Council so robustly. We really are the best party. Saying “fuck” and muting people proves we mean business.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform suspends four Kent councillors after Guardian publishes leaked video of fierce infighting
Members of Reform’s showcase county council will be investigated after ‘evidence that they brought the party into disrepute’
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Guardian, as usual, lies and twists the truth. As my excellent colleague Mr Tice observed earlier, we should all be pleased that we are ruling Kent Council so robustly. We really are the best party. Saying “fuck” and muting people proves we mean business.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
This is just foolish teething trouble. A fuss about nothing. Soon we will need to purge the ranks of those who are holding my party back. The weak, the homosexual, the brown, the pagan. This Reform of Reform will need a snappy title. Something like “Knight of the Long Leaves”?
‘Suck it up’: leaked video exposes bitter infighting at Reform UK’s flagship Kent council
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘Suck it up’: leaked video exposes bitter infighting at Reform UK’s flagship Kent council
Exclusive: Footage reveals Kent leader berating councillors amid rows over budgets and bullying claims
www.theguardian.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is just foolish teething trouble. A fuss about nothing. Soon we will need to purge the ranks of those who are holding my party back. The weak, the homosexual, the brown, the pagan. This Reform of Reform will need a snappy title. Something like “Knight of the Long Leaves”?
This is a disaster for Britain. It proves that this communist government is determined to extract blood from the wealthy. Short-sighted envy. We should weep for England.
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Ferrari cuts number of cars it sells in UK as wealthy customers flee
Ferrari began to 'significantly limit' the number of cars it was sending to Britain around six months ago to stem a decline in the value of second-hand models.
www.dailymail.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is a disaster for Britain. It proves that this communist government is determined to extract blood from the wealthy. Short-sighted envy. We should weep for England.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
This poor, honourable man.
He has lost everything. His hard-earned titles. His income. Forced to live on charity.
Let’s be honest. This is all about class envy by the screeching feminist harpies who will never achieve anything without the guiding hand of strong men.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
He has lost everything. His hard-earned titles. His income. Forced to live on charity.
Let’s be honest. This is all about class envy by the screeching feminist harpies who will never achieve anything without the guiding hand of strong men.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Prince Andrew gives up his title as Duke of York
The prince said he had made the decision because
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October 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This poor, honourable man.
He has lost everything. His hard-earned titles. His income. Forced to live on charity.
Let’s be honest. This is all about class envy by the screeching feminist harpies who will never achieve anything without the guiding hand of strong men.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
He has lost everything. His hard-earned titles. His income. Forced to live on charity.
Let’s be honest. This is all about class envy by the screeching feminist harpies who will never achieve anything without the guiding hand of strong men.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The jackals and hyaenas of Wiltshire shout and squeal. They try to bring me down through blind envy and pathetic jealousy.
Listen to the bleating Tory fools and the drooling leftwing cretins. They hate me because they know they can never be what I am. Born to rule.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Listen to the bleating Tory fools and the drooling leftwing cretins. They hate me because they know they can never be what I am. Born to rule.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Danny Kruger sends letter to explain defection to Reform
In a letter to constituents Danny Kruger says Tory
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October 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The jackals and hyaenas of Wiltshire shout and squeal. They try to bring me down through blind envy and pathetic jealousy.
Listen to the bleating Tory fools and the drooling leftwing cretins. They hate me because they know they can never be what I am. Born to rule.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Listen to the bleating Tory fools and the drooling leftwing cretins. They hate me because they know they can never be what I am. Born to rule.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Foolish, weak-minded tokenism. Wasting such a prestigious award by throwing it away on a small-brained female, not even in control of her own body.
This should have gone to a strong, muscular man. We bring peace by strength and indomitable will-power. We crush our enemies with our mighty genitals.
This should have gone to a strong, muscular man. We bring peace by strength and indomitable will-power. We crush our enemies with our mighty genitals.
⚡️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."
The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Foolish, weak-minded tokenism. Wasting such a prestigious award by throwing it away on a small-brained female, not even in control of her own body.
This should have gone to a strong, muscular man. We bring peace by strength and indomitable will-power. We crush our enemies with our mighty genitals.
This should have gone to a strong, muscular man. We bring peace by strength and indomitable will-power. We crush our enemies with our mighty genitals.