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Krystyn
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Naps are so good. Gamer, actor, writer, director.
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My office has semi-regularly been getting calls from some company employing the use of an AI voice. I joked with my co worker that we should try to break its logic, but they haven’t called me in a while. Until today.
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m up late because I have no sense of time. Just took my temperature: 96.9F

I’m normally 97.4F, so my body has told fever to take a long walk off a short pier.

The Covid test had the faintest line on it, but it took forever to show up. Just gobsmacked.
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I’m taking a Covid test for shits and giggles, and while there is still 17m left on the timer, there is not even a hint of a line. When I took a test late in the evening Thursday, a bold dark line appeared within 3 minutes. Wild. I suspect a line will show up, but viral load is so much lower now.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Trans women you have to have girls night. You have to. Do the girls night

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Paxlovid taken. Able to post from phone now. That shower I just took was great, because now I smell like fresh-from-a-shower and my muscles are a bit more relaxed, so sleep should be pretty good tonight.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was finally able to ACTUALLY reset my password (and set my birthdate), so maybe I can get logged in on my phone again so I can shitpost about covid recovery in more comfort.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Day 3 of Covid:
- I think I finally broke my fever for good overnight. Was sweaty-headed this morning in bed, and have been good all day
- Left nostril unclogged for a bit, which was glorious.
- Throat is still very sore, coughing a bit all day. Sleep app has a bunch of audio of it all last night.
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Still can't post from my phone, so I am attempting sitting upright at my home computer for a quick-ish update.
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Anyway. Day 1 of covid.
I'm on vacation from work. I wasn't supposed to go back until next Wednesday, so I am literally using up vacation hours to be sick with a virus I have dodged for over half a decade. I am upset, I am angry. I am tired. No fever, but I did take generic dayquil.
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bluesky won't let me update my birthday. I still can't access private messages on this site. Why can't they just fix it? wtf?
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have the day off today so I’m getting my flu shot knocked out. I meant to do it much sooner, whoops. Anyway, there was a QR code I could scan at the front of the pharmacy, so no need to talk to someone right away. Yes yes good. Not feeling people at the moment.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*

*not all men**

**but most of them
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Also, Kristyn Vukovich, I really wanted to cancel your car maintenance appt, but I just unsubscribed from the dealership emails, instead. You're welcome.
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Well, it's World AIDS day. I still think about growing up and becoming an adult during a time when people suffered so much pain because of ignorance. And here I am now, isolated and confused, because we've apparently learned nothing from any of it. I'm not doing great.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
bodeans black and white on cassette
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Two loaves of banana bread in the oven. One has chocolate chips in it, with a dash of instant coffee. My co worker doesn’t like chocolate, so I’ve been baking without it out of deference, even though I really like it. Looking forward to popping them out of the oven.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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this is just to say
I took the copper ingots
you gave to
my messenger

and for which
you collected
my money

the copper
was terrible
now i hold you
in contempt
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I really wish there was a way to communicate to people having side conversations during a presentation that I am STRUGGLING to hear the presentation. I’m too annoyed to be sufficiently and societally acceptably nice about it, probably
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Took my adhd meds an hour earlier than normal this morning and it STILL wasn’t enough to overcome the sheer overstimulation of my day. Wow. Ugh. I hate this. I’m grateful to be able to recognize it, but there is also no opportunity to mitigate it. I’m left feeling overwhelmed and annoyed.
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Bad air quality in this room. If someone is sick, the high co2 tells me those viral particles are hanging out and collecting. Also, the more co2 there is, the less oxygen our brains are getting. We’re being given a lot of information and retaining less of it because our brain cells are starved.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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AI is inherently anti-human

Please stop using it
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Packed my backpack with a dead switch 2 and took out the book which had today’s meeting agenda, so I’m definitely not as corporate as I could be, hurrah
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s going to take me so long to get home. Oh well.
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM