Kurtis Theorin
@kurtistheorin.bsky.social
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Creative Director/Screenwriter at Somethings Awry Productions. He's pretty cool, at least in my book. (he/him)
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On the soundtrack it's called "William Hell Overture" which is delightful.
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When I'm rich and retired, I'm gonna build hidden codes into all my home improvement and interior decoration projects. Turn my house into one big point-and-click adventure style puzzle.
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Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball.

Now it's back to ruin your second wedding.

It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG.

PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...
This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500
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I just turned in my submission to the @onepagerpgjam.bsky.social TechnoDuelist CardBabblers is a two player game of epic card battles where you make up the cards as you play them. Create the BS strategies and nonsense names from your yugioh-fueled dreams!

clipartman.itch.io/technoduelis...
TechnoDuelist CardBabblers! by Clipartman
Epic Card Duels Where You Make Up the Cards!
clipartman.itch.io
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You could do a TTRPG dungeon where it's a completely normal ruin but a player is secretly cursed so that every third item they touch turns into a mimic.
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If I'm making a mysterious investigative TTRPG that has sort of a theater theme, is it clever or obnoxious to refer to the PCs as "Players"?
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Made a new wire sculpture for the home office!
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My half-hour pilots are getting longer and longer over the years.
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Peter David was an incredible writer of comics, and, I would say, in the top three best ever Star Trek novelists. Spidey 2099, Hulk, Captain Marvel, X-Factor, Young Justice, New Frontier, Imzadi, Q-Squared, I could list his accomplishments all night. May his memory be a blessing
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when I'm already knee deep in multiple creative projects and yet another new idea hits
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Wadjet Eye Games makes the finest adventure games! Check them out if you like good writing and feeling melancholy in New York City.
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WO🕐🕙🕕O!

Old Skies is OUT.

Join ChronoZen agent Fia Quinn on a time-traveling adventure of spanning 200 years!

Old Skies is a story of love, loss and legacy. And it is 10% off during the first week!

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How I Thought Sinners Would End:

A MAN approaches a KID playing guitar.

MAN: You play pretty good son! What's your name?

KID: Folks call me Robert Johnson.

PULL OUT out to reveal we are at... THE CROSSROADS

CUT TO BLACK.

Sinnerman by Nina Simone plays.
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Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.
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How wild could you get with the font on your tax returns before the IRS gets mad? Obviously Wingdings would be too much, but what about Lucida Blackletter or Papyrus? Would you get audited for using Comic Sans?
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I finally finished this cool model/sculpture.
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In a Lovecraft sort of way, it makes sense that extended exposure to a magical near-infinite network of knowledge drives many men to madness.
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Just watched Muholland Drive next to a jukebox with one light constantly flickering - just as David Lynch intended.
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They have finally announced Bocchi The Rock season 2. I am enthused.
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Think you could do Sweet Smell of Success (1957) but with influencers?
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If you like point-and-click games and wanted a reinterpretation of Wizard of Oz but maybe more noir, check out this game. It's great!
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Turns out your 30s are for listening to the Doom Eternal soundtrack while refilling your prescription online. Who knew?
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I love that every anime has it's own "Shenanigans are afoot" music.