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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️
@kylewoodley.bsky.social
Editor-in-Chief, Young and the Invested / WealthUp
Formerly Kiplinger, InvestorPlace, Gannett
Site: https://youngandtheinvested.com/
Skeets are not personalized financial advice.
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I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Thinking back to how people were "hysterical" for calling trump white supremacist and now he's doing nordic theory on the campaign trail
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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How would Brent Key react to the buff Protein Slammin' Strawberry?
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Brett Kavanaugh's "minor inconvience" now includes beating people up and cutting off their wedding rings for [checks notes] "observing ICE from a distance."
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Been over a year since I originally posted this guide to the names of different Mountain Dew-based cocktails. Several people have tried to make all of them which I do not recommend
October 19, 2023 at 2:11 AM
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Republican candidates for Miami mayor have won more than 70% of the vote in every election since 2009. Tonight a Dem took the mayoralty 60% to 40%.
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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the first and only impeachment proceeding against a supreme court justice was over excessive partisanship fyi
Via MS NOW: Emil Bove is in attendance at Trump’s speech in Pennsylvania tonight.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The Indianapolis Colts have signed 44-year-old Philip Rivers out of retirement to the practice squad. The QB last played in the NFL in 2020. https://cnn.it/3Mp8dPf
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Sam Altman seems like such a subnormal that his dumb toy IS probably better than him at parenting, in the sense that a wire hanger would be a better parent than Joan Crawford.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I had a long talk with someone yesterday about how all prior logic and norms about the labor market have been called off because capital is in the final push to finally casualize white collar workers the way they’ve long wanted to do. From AI to non-competes to this. They smell blood in the water.
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Let McDonald's know how you feel. There are menu selections for corporate, then marketing.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Now normally I would not dare besmirch the legacy of a proud patriarch such as yourself, especially during a season of giving so pockmarked by mourning.

But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Both the "Continue" button and the "Try it now" button do *the same thing* in what is the clearest example of a dark pattern I've ever seen. Imagine someone is getting metrics about the "number of Google Docs users who are using AI" and all the numbers are total bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Rivers at a double tree in Jacksonville after getting sacked 4 times
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.

"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Made a few tweaks, think this one is better
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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On this Spurs day in…1994

Warning: PTSD trigger alert 🔔

The threshold is pretty high but was this 3-0 defeat at Notts County in the league cup our worst result of the entire 90s?

It effectively cost Ossie his job.

youtu.be/NNbi-QFiXUA?...
October 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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This whole book is a hate crime. She's burning a cross on the front lawn of the English language.
There’s a sentence on page 2 that is longer than Bluesky’s character limit.

And the sole knowledge that sentence conveys is “Olivia was born on January 6th.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum

Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)

Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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a tech bubble, in a 4-second video
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM