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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️
@kyliethebard.bsky.social
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born in 1996 canadian country girl, full stack developer, gamer, musician, sweetie pie, communist, mostly asexual but very romantic. 666 with a princess streak, bluesky's #1 High School Musical 2 freak. DMs open, be nice :3 25-05-03 💊 25-08-31 💉🩷🤍
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 41m
COME JOIN, IM LIVE
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autumn 🏳️‍⚧️ @saturdayafternoondreamcasters.com · 4h
runnin a bit late tonight but were GOING LIVE! starting with the new hit game Dont Stop Girlypop! and then moving into the spooky castle of Ponyvania in the MLP/Castlevania crossover you didnt know existed!

ONLY ON

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weirdautumns - Twitch
the weirdest season on twitch dot tv
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 2h
aaaaaaaaaaaand there's a clock
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hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social · 25d
yeah one of my biggest issues with trans porn is that halfway through they always stop kissing, turn to the camera, and repeat “assassinate charlie kirk” for 20 minutes
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hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social · 16d
In Texas, the fine for a DUI is $2,000

The fine for trans people using the “wrong” bathroom is $125,000

This is because trans women piss so much and so hard that if they don’t use a boy toilet, the pipes explode, which makes peepee poopoo flood the streets and causes hundreds of car accidents.
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 2h
waynes world
waynes world
party time
excellent
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 4h
this sword appeared to me in a vision
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 8h
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 4h
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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InbeeTalks @inbee.bsky.social · 7h
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 4h
EXCUSE ME INSTAGRAM ADS???
a shot of a woman's ass in jeans. she has a teans flag armband on. the ad text reads: The world's first Tucking Jeans?! So Tucked!
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 5h
today i am thankful for the internet connecting me to so many cool people!
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 3d
in the lead up to canadian thanksgiving, i will be bringing good vibes and thanks

today, i am thankful for women
red bowtie and hearts
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 5h
2026: the us government removes regulations on food and drink

2027: monster energy develops a new formula involving liquid Estradiol

2028: the us government is overthrown
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 5h
ladies and gentlemen

the weekend
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 8h
happy Sherry Day!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14h
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.
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autumn 🏳️‍⚧️ @saturdayafternoondreamcasters.com · 10h
need google fiber so I can upload regularly
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 11h
guide for helping cishet men get dates:

pickup line?
no

eyeliner?
yes

start looking pretty
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 12h
ACAB

all characters are bisexual
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Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social · 21h
She's carrying all the groceries inside in one trip.
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becca | they/them @beccaisoutside.bsky.social · 1d
this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14h
FEELING JAZZY WITH
NANCY AND FRIENDS
NANCY, SLUGGO AND TWO OF THIER FRIENDS ARE DANCING IN LINE WITH THIER LEFT HANDS RAISED
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 16h
don't girlboss close to me or my son ever again
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 1d
sorry bro, the govt said you can't have any tylenol during or after our cock and ball torture session
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 1d
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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🎃Scary Seri (donation in pinned) (sorry) 🦭 @solidbeato.bsky.social · 1d
real image posted by the most powerful government on earth
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d
I think that arcades should have twinks in bondage with fucking machines. When you score a point (blast someone with a light gun etc) the machine would thrust. And if the twink connected to your machine shoots ropes then you win a prize.

To differentiate it from the at home gaming experience.
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Kylie Ren 🏳️‍⚧️ @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 1d
in january i had a dream that everyone started wearing fursuits so that the surveillance state couldn't surveil them.

after seeing the furries taunting ICE i am now aware it was a foresight of prophecy.
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