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C.L. Dane
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Writer, Animal Lover, Lover of Horror, B-Films, Schlock, Livetweeting Riffs, Svengoolie, MSTie, and Books. Ebook Author.

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ladydiskette
Author Page: https://www.amazon.com/author/cldane
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Hello there
#horror
fans and
#booklovers
I have put a new ebook in time for the Halloween Season entitled "The Leather Bound Journal And Other Tales of Horror", so please take a look and buy it for yourself or for someone you love and enjoy!
#Book
#BookSky πŸ’™πŸ“š

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Is that Winky (er Blinky sir) from "Santa Clause Conquers The Martians" playing the well....Martian guy? #MeTV #Superman
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
For some reason, I thought that they were going to do the one that was made into an MST3K episode, but then I realized it was "The Screaming Skull" instead. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hahaha! She is now THE MUMMY!

#Svengoolie
a man in a cast is laying in a hospital bed while a doctor looks on
ALT: a man in a cast is laying in a hospital bed while a doctor looks on
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Plot Twist - The whole ritual was to remove the censor blurs from her titties. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Now to fuse the hand to the stump. Brought to you by ALIEN TAPE! #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
And the local Bobbies knocked on the dad's door when they smelled the obvious stench of burning tweed. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I feel this GIF calls for a scene like this.... #Svengoolie
a cartoon character says he 's just standing there while holding a phone
ALT: a cartoon character says he 's just standing there while holding a phone
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
It's not a Hammer film without a sexy female lead running around in a sheer nightgown on a dark and stormy night. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Instead of "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb"

....it should be "Blood From The Hot Egyptian Queen corpse that isn't exactly wrapped up as a Mummy."

Rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by C.L. Dane
So if you are ever in London and hear wolves howl there is some supernatural bs killing people. They need to add that to the travel guides. #svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"Something, something, when the planets align, something...." #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
RIP Tod.... #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Man, Queen Tara is going to need lots of iron supplements after this whole affair. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Oh hey, The Tartarus, maybe The Doctor can help.... #Svengoolie
a man in a green jacket and bow tie sits on the ground
ALT: a man in a green jacket and bow tie sits on the ground
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"We wants the artifact.....our preèecious"

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tod, face it, I don't think you will be lucky enough to be in her all-male harem if she achieves Egyptian Queen Goddesshood.

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"Where is the hand?"

Here is the hand, want to talk to it?

#Svengoolie
a woman in a blue bikini and earrings is sitting in front of a pool .
ALT: a woman in a blue bikini and earrings is sitting in front of a pool .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Yeah.....yeah "protect" honey...

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by C.L. Dane
It's like watching an episode of Knight Rider and General Hospital do an X-Files crossover. #Svengoolie #Bloodfromthemummystomb
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
And just like that - she stepped into a "Total Eclipse of The Heart" music video. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Oh noes! Camera angles and close-up shots! Too Souper Douper Scaries! #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Pretty Privilege is out - Reincarnation of Egyptian Queen Privilege is in ladies!

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Ancient Egyptian Beauty Care was amazing back then #Svengoolie
Again, how is her body that well-preserved? #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Judging from the Bluesky mods on #Svengoolie it seems Valerie Lonne is too hot to handle πŸ”₯
a blonde woman is licking her finger while wearing earrings and a gold dress .
ALT: a blonde woman is licking her finger while wearing earrings and a gold dress .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
All fear Tara and her tits of steel! #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM