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Chad Landon Smith
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He's the deposed God-Emperor of Pluto.

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Yeah, everything ICE does is what the wackjobs said Obama would do. When they talked about sending you to FEMA camps, they meant all of this.
June 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wrote two godawful things in high school:

A vampire story that was a riff on The Professional. They fought demons who talked like Betty Boop.

A very angsty, edgelordy, thing that's best described as A Catcher in the Rye meets Akira. I vented my frustrations with religion/the church I grew up in.
so, to the writers... what was the terrible novel you wrote at 14? Mine was about a redhaired freedom fighter called Eleanor Sunstripe
June 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Getting a better look at Ingrid and I'm digging the Katamari Damacy/alien from a 60s kaiju flick look. Way better than her old school girl idol thing.
June 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The one I went to as a kid had a generic wooden fort/slide/monkey bars thing, but it also had the burger sky jail. Funny what they chose to make unbranded and what they kept branded.
McDonald's established themselves as the ideal place for families to bring kids. Parents could sit inside while kids played on the outdoor "Playland" which often consisted of exactly what you see here.

Hamburglar slide, Officer Big Mac playhouse, and Fry Guy spring-riders.
June 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm the oldtaku grumbling about Ingrid being the "new" character in SF6's season 3. But I was also the oldtaku grumbling about Terry and Mai in season 2 and I dug them once I actually played them, so I'm sure my grumbling is just that.
June 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ken Watanabe saying "let them fight" in Godzilla may be the most important movie moment in the 21st century.
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Play Final Fantasy Tactics.

Give Guns to your White Mages.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Doop for Marvel Tokon.
June 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Critters 1-4
What are four non-Criterion movies you’d add to the Criterion Collection?
June 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Haven't seen any major outlets mention this being a homophobic attack, but at least the local newspaper posted his husband's comments.

www.expressnews.com/news/article...
June 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Can't deal with Godzilla fanboys that call him "Goji." You are not his friend. Stop acting that familiar with him.
December 6, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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this is way cooler than those terrible waifu cars.
May 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You'd think the "rational," "middle of the road" attitude would be "everyone has the same rights regardless of any factor" and not "how many rights can we deny trans people before it's just outright murder," but I guess I'm balancing on a totally different scale, huh?
May 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Teenager/20something me, who would play SF almost daily as a way to zone out after school, would be ashamed of me for going a year without playing the game.
Played SF6 for the first time in, like, a year.

Really digging how Mai plays. I'm sorry, Mai, for being mad you were a guest character taking up a slot on the season pass.

Also tried out A.K.I., who I really like as a concept, but she doesn't jibe with me play-wise.
May 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Played SF6 for the first time in, like, a year.

Really digging how Mai plays. I'm sorry, Mai, for being mad you were a guest character taking up a slot on the season pass.

Also tried out A.K.I., who I really like as a concept, but she doesn't jibe with me play-wise.
May 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Who needs live action Lilo and Stitch when Psycho Goreman exists for all your “difficult little girl adopts an intergalactic supervillain” needs
May 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Fallout
Rogue Nation
Dead Reckoning
Ghost Protocol
Final Reckoning
1
2
3

Big gap between 1 and 2. Fallout and Rogue Nation could switch dependent on mood. Need to rewatch 2, but doubt it'll overtake anything even if it's better than I remember. Everything from 1 on up is great to some degree.
May 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's far from the worst Disney live action remake, but it makes some baffling mistakes like this.
Lilo and Stitch is werid in that, yeah, Nani gives up Lilo to foster care, but a literal Portal (as in the video game) joke totally negates it two minutes later. Why even change that if you're gonna turn it into a mid-credit stinger? Well, more like "you think the credits are starting" stinger.
May 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Lilo and Stitch is werid in that, yeah, Nani gives up Lilo to foster care, but a literal Portal (as in the video game) joke totally negates it two minutes later. Why even change that if you're gonna turn it into a mid-credit stinger? Well, more like "you think the credits are starting" stinger.
May 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yeah. In the NES and SNES days before I graduated high school, I'd get a game or two at Xmas, a game or two on my birthday, and maybe one or two games at other times in the year, and I thought I was doing pretty well. I played as many games as I did through renting and playing friends' games.
I see people talking about how wages haven't caught up with inflation but not nearly enough people talking about how back then only kids with rich parents bought at that price and everyone else would rent, pick it up used, or trade in for it lol
I have no patience for this. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time retailed for $59.95 in November, 1998. That's $117.27 today.

You're dramatically underpaying for games right now. In fact, AAA studios are killing themselves with big bet live-service disasters and microtransactions to cover costs.
May 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM