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Clark J. Kent @smallville-ck.bsky.social · Aug 22

Lois told me that if I pose like this, I'll get a ton of new followers.

I don't know why I'd want that or how this would do that, but she threatened my life about four times over it, so I suppose it's best to oblige. I can never tell if she's kidding or not.

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Kal-El @the-man-of-steel.bsky.social · 10d

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 7h

remember the specifics. Idk.

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 7h

((Think I'm running a bit of a fever and fevers give me horribly confusing dreams and-

Tonight, I dreamt. Of something. I don't remember.

Well, before it was Lex Luthor torturing Tim Drake, okay.

Then, I slept again and the second dream involved Pyro and twitter roleplay.

I just don't

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 7h

((These?

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𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 15h

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𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄. @thievingfeline.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊, @the-farmhand.bsky.social · 2d

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 1d

((Raises hand so fast my joint pops out of the socket

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Bruce Wayne @gothamorphan.bsky.social · 1d

"𝘔𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦. 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳."

Bruce Wayne
Pre-Batman | Gotham Era | 16-19
Training. Investigating. Becoming.

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—— 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍₊˚⊹☆ @cat-eyed.bsky.social · 2d

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𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 @lonesomenature.bsky.social · Sep 5

[ 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏. ]

ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ.

- NO LEWD!
- 18+ writer
- Crack / Banter / Serious

ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

((Soon, my child. Soon.

I need to make Gauche from Letter Bee first...

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

((The verse loves YOU sm 🫵🫵🫵

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

((I keep making accounts at the speed of a basement-dwelling old white man named Jared so-

Have this.

go.bsky.app/TZWDnVW

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

Three months...still the honeymoon phase. That's bound to be interesting.

Well, alright. I'm not Bruce Wayne, so I've never had to fake a relationship before. So, I'm afraid I'll have to ask- what exactly are you looking for?

Handholding in public? Cheesy gifts? Interviews?

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 3d

One of the charity galas or one of the press conferences in Gotham.

Either way... The public has an expectation of how Bruce Wayne would act.

[ He grimaced. Suddenly this was a difficult conversation to have. Again. ]

I'm thinking they've been together for about three months.

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, yes. I should know the first meeting, shouldn't I? It's...

More romantic, that way.

But, of course, we can't use our real meeting. We'll need something else. More abstract.

Maybe- maybe one of the Wayne Enterprises' charity galas-?

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

A soft sigh, fingers running through Kal's hair. They might be clean, but they were still horribly knotted-up.

But that was for later.

Bodywash on a loofah, running gently on the Kryptonian's back, his arms, his chest.

"You'll feel a lot better when you're nice and clean. I promise."

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

"No one's ever too grown for a little love and care," Clark returned firmly, pouring down more water to get the foam out of his hair, massaging with his fingertips to help the process along.

"That's what a father is for, you know. Someone who loves you. Teaches you things you don't know."

𝓚𝐀𝐋-𝐄𝐋.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @s-unstone.bsky.social · 3d

"I'm still grown.. I already went through puberty, Sol had explained that one to me.. The voice change, the hair growth— the.. rest of that."

A flashback towards his use, having to learn all these things through the AI that were his suit, but he would always be thankful of it.

His brother. ++

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

"You're 𝘮𝘺 child," Clark returned easily, running a hand through the younger's hair, to ensure that it was properly damp all through.

"I used to give Jon baths, too, you know. Back when he was a baby."

Humming, he'd reach for the shampoo, pouring out some on his palm. Then, taking another look at

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 2d

Hm? It's nothing, Conner! How were classes today?

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

((Our dumbass neighbors have a gas leak, and they're refusing to do shit about it, so now MY room is full of stinking, eye-watering gas and I'm five seconds away from committing a crime.

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

((Fuck DC. I'll parent tf outta this man

𝓚𝐀𝐋-𝐄𝐋.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @s-unstone.bsky.social · 3d

// he is but a soppy wet cat

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

((I love him SO MUCH

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

the greasy mess of hair in front of him, he poured some more, putting it on Kal's scalp and beginning to massage.

"Just you see. You'll feel much better afterwards, son."

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

"You're 𝘮𝘺 child," Clark returned easily, running a hand through the younger's hair, to ensure that it was properly damp all through.

"I used to give Jon baths, too, you know. Back when he was a baby."

Humming, he'd reach for the shampoo, pouring out some on his palm. Then, taking another look at

𝓚𝐀𝐋-𝐄𝐋.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @s-unstone.bsky.social · 3d

His knees hugged to his chest, he didn't exactly present as happy, though he had to admit the water did feel nice.

"...I feel like a child. This is dumb."

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

"There we go! That's a start."

Slowly pouring water on his head from a rinse cup.

"See? Not that bad, is it?"

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CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

((I love him SO MUCH

𝓚𝐀𝐋-𝐄𝐋.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @s-unstone.bsky.social · 3d

His knees hugged to his chest, he didn't exactly present as happy, though he had to admit the water did feel nice.

"...I feel like a child. This is dumb."

CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN @lastsonofkrypton.bsky.social · 3d

"There we go! That's a start."

Slowly pouring water on his head from a rinse cup.

"See? Not that bad, is it?"