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Taylor Swift is gay. It’s not my fault you’re wrong.
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lavenderguitar.bsky.social
This too!!!! Honestly, the first time through the song I didn’t catch this and thought the person had gotten married. Hence the “I wasn’t invited”. It’s the slip side of the Speak Now coin.
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
She also said this was about experiences friends had had too. It’s a hodgepodge of stories and not a chronological story of one friendship
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
I’ve always felt like the big Taylor was the real Taylor. The one that’s “too much” for the public and so she has these smaller palatable personas to fill in for the monster on the hill.
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waverlee.bsky.social
At the end of Anti-Hero, do we learn Taylor is playing with dolls of her selves? Is the giant Taylor wearing the Karma shirt the "real human person Taylor" and the tiny Poet (left) and Showgirl (right) are her dolls?

Im not the 1st to say it,
but Swift's really been driving home the Barbie point
Left to right: tiny Poet, tiny Showgirl, Giant Taylor Midnights mayhem with me episode where Taylor Swift announced the track Karma
The shirt has thick horizontal stripes of purple and heather blue (a kind of fabric that's both dark blue + a lighter color blue or grey)
Swift's jeans have doodles of mushrooms and flowers. The mushrooms could be a reference to Alice in wonderland, as could themes of growing and shrinking people in the Anti-Hero music video!!! Taylor Swift in front of the Lover House on The Eras Tour
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lavenderguitar.bsky.social
It’s why she’s done so many interviews. To make sure she steered the narrative in the correct direction.
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maroonatti.bsky.social
"opalite is man made opal. And I thought it was interesting imagery and a cool metaphor for life isn't always gonna give you what you want, you're not always gonna get your way, sometimes you have to pick your own happiness, you choose it" right right okay Taylor..
maroonatti.bsky.social
I mean the episode "Flashpoint" literally starts with Barry holding a coffee cup. He starts the EP saying "There's only one thing I know about life. There's some things that happen by chance.. and some things happen because we make them happen" which is karma coded..?
The flash holding cup of coffee Taylor swift holding cup of coffee in karma music video
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myeyesviolet.bsky.social
"tone-deaf and hot let's fuckin off her" is referring to the fans who aren't picking up on the sarcasm lol
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lavenderdaizy.bsky.social
Lmaoooo. The creator of the ring talking about how it reflects a rainbow 😭😭😭✋🏻🌈
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
And literature. People who couldn’t recognize a metaphor if it smacked them in the face become experts in reading.
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lavenderblazed.swifties.social
every 12-24 months for the last two decades, taylor swift has released a new album and suddenly everyone is an expert on music, marketing, finances, and ethics for a few weeks
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
Getting married on national coming out day? I don’t know…. That sounds gay. 👀

Congrats!
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
I just can’t. I’m losing respect for people because if they can’t handle a basic metaphor I don’t have a lot of reapect for anything else they say.
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bookwormbean.bsky.social
im sure someone has already thought of this but the koi fish dress 💙🤍🧡 is literally midnights—> ttpd —> showgirl

is this my first thread??
taylor in the orange, cream, and blue surprise song dress playing guitar
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
This would be very camp and I support it
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
I had no idea about this connection. Now I love the song even more. 😂
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
I agree it fits Blake Lively better than Mahomes but the mainstream can’t handle that because it breaks the narrative they made up.
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
Well…. There’s this thing called autism…. And it results in being very obsessed about very niche topics. 😅

As for if an 8yo should watch that show, I chatted with other parents and we decided to try it and my 8yo decided to wait until she’s “in the double digits ” to finish the show.
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
My 8yo is infodumping about how CANCELLED! Is about Wednesday and has multiple lyrical/ quote overlaps as well as thematic mirroring.

So that fully kills the claim this is about the Mahomes.
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folktaylore.bsky.social
i think sometimes this is challenging for us because we caught the thread so early. many of us are neurodivergent pattern recognizers w/ a heavy taylor hyperfixation. we were so early that sometimes it can even feel like taylor herself is behind. this was only meant to register with the public now
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lavenderblazed.swifties.social
gaylors are no longer performing mental gymnastics. they're those chinese acrobats who fly through the tiny hoops 10 ft off the ground.
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
Same. I’m truly and literally mad about how obtuse people are being. They can’t actually be serious? 😵‍💫
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
I was getting ready to say this. Her tone also is just more excited, higher, and happier. It’s classic infodump
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neverbeenanatural.bsky.social
Guys, she’s giving them literal bread and circuses
lavenderguitar.bsky.social
The collars continue.

Carnations you thought were roses

Very clearly wearing extensions. No way they can deny it.