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This stuff takes a lifetime.
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Boots Quest, my humorous adventure game, is on deep discount this weekend! collect boots, throw away swords, meddle in the lives of hapless npcs, all for the price of a cup of coffee (not even the super fancy kind). please check it out!

discountrealms.itch.io/boots-quest-dx
Boots Quest DX by Discount Realms
An offbeat adventure about finding the best boots in the world
discountrealms.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
3yo just said "oh let me help you open the door" and let the 2yo cousin out 😈
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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making a home assistant dashboard for my husband that shows
-what games are playing on the broadcast channels we get
-what games are playing from his fantasy league selections
-hockey games today
-football games today
-baseball games today
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sister in law's boyfriend: where would a fish wear a tophat?
The rest of us search out into the universe for some formalwear based pun.
bf, showing a picture he drew of a fish wearing a tophat such that it covers its eyes: because I don't think it'd wear it like this.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh you like the capitalism parade? You like when all the corporations drag out their IPs for you to get excited about? That's what you're into? That's what gets you in the Thanksgiving spirit? Yeah me too.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Took me a second to think through why the Las Vegas airport was playing so much The Killers
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I hate Burger King commercials so much, I'd rather starve than eat there.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You can't afford to be mad at people on the Internet about food. You have to be mad at your relatives.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Quick how should I, my wife, 9, 7, and 3 arrange ourselves on the plane, wrong answers only.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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It’s not too late to have a good Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
what if government kept my kids entertained by serving up Daniel Tiger mini games
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
this seems like a good thanksgiving to yell at your relatives
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
you can say "a historic" or you can say "an 'istoric" but you can't say "a 'istoric".
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
For today's preschool co-op day I worked diligently to get all the kids calling the dog show "papa troll."
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'll surprise you for 40
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it's time we go after Here We Come A-Caroling for this.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump won't see what you're calling them, but two guys in any context whatsoever will.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you are feeling sad about any of the many things you could be feeling sad about a good song to listen to and feel sad for a bit is Oh Dearie by Matt Berninger.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM