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Jamie

@lazzattack.bsky.social

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31 year old massive dork. My dog is the number 1 guy in my life. I can explain the entire lore of Kingdom Hearts to you but get ready for me to just scream at you for 5 hours.

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · Mar 24

you ever think about the near certainty that something you've discarded will end up in a museum some time in the next 20~2000 years

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Mar 24

Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.

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Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 24

Catch me watching a OBS tutorial at work RN

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Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 24

HECK YEAH BB UPGRADES

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Randomsome @randomsome.bsky.social · Feb 16

Been meaning to make this for a bit

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Text box from Final Fantasy Tactics featuring an image of a yellow bird head in silhouette
♥️ C-H-O-C-O-B-O ♥️
You can take a chocobo
Anywhere you want to-go

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Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 24

Hmmmmmmm......yes.

#datingreality #datingneurodivergent

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 24

What...THe HaP Is FUCKInING?

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 23

Infinite comfort items are a self care necessity.

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 18

When I was 5 I decided I wanted to be Morticia Addams when I grew up.

I think I am succeeding.

#gothgirlsummer

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 17

a video game character with red hair and blue eyes is holding a knife and says got it memorized

ALT: a video game character with red hair and blue eyes is holding a knife and says got it memorized

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Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 15

Get that fit in real life and then I’ll be impressed.

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 15

Someone asked me a casual question about one of my niche interests. I yelled about it for two hours and now I have a headache.

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 15

Casual everyday fit?

Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 14

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🌈Autism Memes♾️ @autismmemes.bsky.social · Dec 23

Quick and easy

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Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 14

I might not remember to sign my name on an official email but, I do remember how may different keyblades appear in the Kingdom Hearts franchise.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Mar 14

a screenshot of my post reading: i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

the post contains a screenshot of a series of threaded replies:

- my post: who up waning they gibbous
- Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY
- my post: who up waxing they crescent

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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · Mar 12

Waiting. ⌚

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Jamie @lazzattack.bsky.social · Mar 7

Ooooh I’m so excited to…..forget I have this app for months and then randomly reappear to only post memes.

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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · Mar 7

How's 2025 going?

"Oh, you know, it's going"

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Mar 6

"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."

- companies who made your favorite stuff

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