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Jamie
@lazzattack.bsky.social
31 year old massive dork.
My dog is the number 1 guy in my life.
I can explain the entire lore of Kingdom Hearts to you but get ready for me to just scream at you for 5 hours.
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you ever think about the near certainty that something you've discarded will end up in a museum some time in the next 20~2000 years
March 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
March 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Been meaning to make this for a bit

deathgenerator.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What...THe HaP Is FUCKInING?
March 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When I was 5 I decided I wanted to be Morticia Addams when I grew up.

I think I am succeeding.

#gothgirlsummer
March 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Someone asked me a casual question about one of my niche interests. I yelled about it for two hours and now I have a headache.
March 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Casual everyday fit?
March 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Quick and easy
December 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I might not remember to sign my name on an official email but, I do remember how may different keyblades appear in the Kingdom Hearts franchise.
March 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Waiting. ⌚
March 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ooooh I’m so excited to…..forget I have this app for months and then randomly reappear to only post memes.
March 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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How's 2025 going?

"Oh, you know, it's going"
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."

- companies who made your favorite stuff
March 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM