No Crimmus Before Spouse's B-Day
@leadpaintshed.bsky.social
No AI/NFT/Crypto/fash/alt right: Instant Block
leadhead from the Forum of Doom days
Safe space for all genders/preferences
He/him Dad
https://ko-fi.com/leadpaintshed
leadhead from the Forum of Doom days
Safe space for all genders/preferences
He/him Dad
https://ko-fi.com/leadpaintshed
Pinned
Hi. I'm leadpaintshed. That's lead, as in Pb on the periodic table. I was leadhead on the Forum of Doom that was run by Heresy Minis. I paint minis and models of various origins. Sometimes I print minis too. I snark and quip frequently in attempts at humor.
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And just like that, it's my birthday! Another solar cycle completed on this hellscape. If you wanna send a lil treat, the best way you can do that is by buying YOURSELF a lil treat from my shop www.tabletoptinkering.com
My cheeky corporate giant wishlist is in the thread below tho 💜
My cheeky corporate giant wishlist is in the thread below tho 💜
I was deep into con prep for #Dragonmeet and completely forgot it's almost my birthday in 5 days amongst the madness. If you wanna gift this lil gremlin anything you can do so here: www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
(I know Amazon bad, but it's a way to not have to give my address out. Safety first)
(I know Amazon bad, but it's a way to not have to give my address out. Safety first)
a yellow teletubbies character is holding a yellow gift box in a field of flowers
Alt: a green teletubbies character is dancing behind a yellow gift box in a field of flowers
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And just like that, it's my birthday! Another solar cycle completed on this hellscape. If you wanna send a lil treat, the best way you can do that is by buying YOURSELF a lil treat from my shop www.tabletoptinkering.com
My cheeky corporate giant wishlist is in the thread below tho 💜
My cheeky corporate giant wishlist is in the thread below tho 💜
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Hi Bluesky.
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hi Bluesky.
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
Say recession without using the word.
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Say recession without using the word.
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Some more things you can get up to 33% off tonight! And £5 extra off if you spend £50, using code TAKE5OFF
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
#miniatures #stargrave #traveller #dnd
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
#miniatures #stargrave #traveller #dnd
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Some more things you can get up to 33% off tonight! And £5 extra off if you spend £50, using code TAKE5OFF
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
#miniatures #stargrave #traveller #dnd
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
#miniatures #stargrave #traveller #dnd
Find a better name for a security camera brand. I'll wait.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Find a better name for a security camera brand. I'll wait.
Right. Four spaceships to introduce yourself. There are so many others, though.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Right. Four spaceships to introduce yourself. There are so many others, though.
Fakts
Pizza
Bar.
Guess I'm starting a pizzaria.
Pizza
Bar.
Guess I'm starting a pizzaria.
CRABS
MONEY
HOMO SEX
LETS GO
MONEY
HOMO SEX
LETS GO
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fakts
Pizza
Bar.
Guess I'm starting a pizzaria.
Pizza
Bar.
Guess I'm starting a pizzaria.
Why the hell are teeny tiny funkos a thing now? Wtf?
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why the hell are teeny tiny funkos a thing now? Wtf?
One picture to convince people to follow you?
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One picture to convince people to follow you?
I'm intrigued and horrified by what this entails. I will not be investigating, I will attempt to forget ever reading this post.
alright, that's more than enough america for one day
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm intrigued and horrified by what this entails. I will not be investigating, I will attempt to forget ever reading this post.
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if I've one wish for 2026 its for people to stop sucking their teeth at prices for short run and one off art, models, etc. the folks who make stuff for their living have the same rising costs as everyone and spending £££ on factory-produced stuff costing pennies but not on artists really ain't fair
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
if I've one wish for 2026 its for people to stop sucking their teeth at prices for short run and one off art, models, etc. the folks who make stuff for their living have the same rising costs as everyone and spending £££ on factory-produced stuff costing pennies but not on artists really ain't fair
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Does anyone have a pic of Sir Godric compared to Frostgrave figures? Someone asking on Etsy and I have no idea if he's taller...
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Does anyone have a pic of Sir Godric compared to Frostgrave figures? Someone asking on Etsy and I have no idea if he's taller...
Special Offer - making the next 3 Mucklegeets available on the main site for only £75
heresyminiatures.com/mucklegeet
heresyminiatures.com/mucklegeet
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I still have about 4 resin copies left, of the original Classic Ogre With Table from 2002, if you want one of those, as well!
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I still have about 4 resin copies left, of the original Classic Ogre With Table from 2002, if you want one of those, as well!
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
Qtp with the game you're currently playing (most recently)
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Qtp with the game you're currently playing (most recently)
What the fuck is this? Pull out of this disgusting farce.
Canadian soldiers are training in Israel with the genocidal army that intentionally targets and murders children and babies.
Demand to know why @mark-carney.bsky.social and @anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social are sending our soldiers to train with these monsters.
www.readthemaple.com/canadian-for...
Demand to know why @mark-carney.bsky.social and @anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social are sending our soldiers to train with these monsters.
www.readthemaple.com/canadian-for...
Canadian Forces Scheduled Missile Training In Israel Last Year
The Department of National Defence is refusing to answer questions about the scheduled training sessions.
www.readthemaple.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What the fuck is this? Pull out of this disgusting farce.
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Special Offer: made a new mould for this guy last month, and you can get him for £10 tonight!
heresyminiatures.com/ogretable2016
heresyminiatures.com/ogretable2016
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Special Offer: made a new mould for this guy last month, and you can get him for £10 tonight!
heresyminiatures.com/ogretable2016
heresyminiatures.com/ogretable2016
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Need to find another £170 for bills going out tomorrow morning, so if 8 of you spent £22 that would be great! Up to 33% off and £5 extra off if you spend £50 using code TAKE5OFF
Here's some of my favourites, painted by you lot
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
Here's some of my favourites, painted by you lot
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Need to find another £170 for bills going out tomorrow morning, so if 8 of you spent £22 that would be great! Up to 33% off and £5 extra off if you spend £50 using code TAKE5OFF
Here's some of my favourites, painted by you lot
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
Here's some of my favourites, painted by you lot
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
Spiders with ESP. ESPiders.
Blind cave spiders~
This occurs due to the process of regressive evolution. In an environment without light, vision provides no advantage in finding prey or avoiding predators. The loss of their eyes means that energy and resources once used for eyes are instead allocated to other traits.
This occurs due to the process of regressive evolution. In an environment without light, vision provides no advantage in finding prey or avoiding predators. The loss of their eyes means that energy and resources once used for eyes are instead allocated to other traits.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Spiders with ESP. ESPiders.
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
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Motivational Prawnpaganda by a Lobsterist. 🤣🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Motivational Prawnpaganda by a Lobsterist. 🤣🤣🤣
Not missed.
still dead
BREAKING NEWS: Hulk Hogan dead at 71, reports say
https://www.kait8.com/2025/07/24/hulk-hogan-dead-71-reports-say/
https://www.kait8.com/2025/07/24/hulk-hogan-dead-71-reports-say/
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not missed.
I very much needed this, and more. Please.
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I very much needed this, and more. Please.
I haven't heard much 51st state crying out of Trumpstein, lately. Hopefully he's busy preparing for hell.
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I haven't heard much 51st state crying out of Trumpstein, lately. Hopefully he's busy preparing for hell.