Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)
@heresyminiatures.com
Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious
https://heresyminiatures.com/shop
https://heresyminiatures.com/shop
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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Live your live so that your death doesn’t cause ewoks to party
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Live your live so that your death doesn’t cause ewoks to party
No, I'm sure he's absolutely fine, no need to dear god someone replace him. Anyway, it reminded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=42WF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=42WF...
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
No, I'm sure he's absolutely fine, no need to dear god someone replace him. Anyway, it reminded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=42WF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=42WF...
Reminded of how lucky we are with our private Landlady rather than going through an agent - she's got tons of money and has never bothered to raise the rent since 2023, and was more than happy to move the rent payment date back a day so that Mrs F's benefit payment would cover it. Best LL we've had!
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Reminded of how lucky we are with our private Landlady rather than going through an agent - she's got tons of money and has never bothered to raise the rent since 2023, and was more than happy to move the rent payment date back a day so that Mrs F's benefit payment would cover it. Best LL we've had!
Literally no idea how either of those are supposed to smell
It was on sale. I literally had no choice (bio checks out)
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Literally no idea how either of those are supposed to smell
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This is how it feels
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 PM
This is how it feels
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i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there
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Snails are nature’s chapsticks
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Snails are nature’s chapsticks
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Hey, First Nations and Native North American folks: new model of land sovereignty embraced by US government
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hey, First Nations and Native North American folks: new model of land sovereignty embraced by US government
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January 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
got house rent coming up on Tuesday again and need £800 for it!
Here are some goblins, just one type of thing I sell I SELL MORE THINGS BUY ONE OF THE THINGS
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
ko-fi.com/heresyandy to buy me a coffee
Here are some goblins, just one type of thing I sell I SELL MORE THINGS BUY ONE OF THE THINGS
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
ko-fi.com/heresyandy to buy me a coffee
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
got house rent coming up on Tuesday again and need £800 for it!
Here are some goblins, just one type of thing I sell I SELL MORE THINGS BUY ONE OF THE THINGS
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
ko-fi.com/heresyandy to buy me a coffee
Here are some goblins, just one type of thing I sell I SELL MORE THINGS BUY ONE OF THE THINGS
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
ko-fi.com/heresyandy to buy me a coffee
Came on here to beg for orders and got utterly depressed about the latest ICE murder and more especially the politicians laughing it off. JFC off to bed angry now
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Came on here to beg for orders and got utterly depressed about the latest ICE murder and more especially the politicians laughing it off. JFC off to bed angry now
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The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair
Just realised that Zohran Mamdani sounds more like Kermit The Frog than the new actor playing Kermit the Frog does
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Just realised that Zohran Mamdani sounds more like Kermit The Frog than the new actor playing Kermit the Frog does
It was 3c inside the workshop area today and I was literally shivering uncontrollably and my feet were blocks of ice despite 8 layers, thermals and two pairs of socks, by the time I left work at 6.30pm. Roll on Spring in 4 months time...
a man sitting on a couch with the words oh it 's chilly on his face
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words oh it 's chilly on his face
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It was 3c inside the workshop area today and I was literally shivering uncontrollably and my feet were blocks of ice despite 8 layers, thermals and two pairs of socks, by the time I left work at 6.30pm. Roll on Spring in 4 months time...
I've enjoyed Jujutsu Kaisen very much but whenever they stop the action scenes so a character can do a ten minute monologue/argument about various potential outcomes of evil plans, philosophies, history of sorcerors etc it goes right over my head after about a minute. To wikipedia for the recap
a man is screaming in a room with the words `` that 's too much information ! ''
ALT: a man is screaming in a room with the words `` that 's too much information ! ''
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I've enjoyed Jujutsu Kaisen very much but whenever they stop the action scenes so a character can do a ten minute monologue/argument about various potential outcomes of evil plans, philosophies, history of sorcerors etc it goes right over my head after about a minute. To wikipedia for the recap
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
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Sill got 9 uses of the HAPPYNEWYEAR code to get an EXTRA 26% off to the first people to claim it!
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Sill got 9 uses of the HAPPYNEWYEAR code to get an EXTRA 26% off to the first people to claim it!
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
Going to have to call it the New American Empire, maybe, cos United American Empire works out to UAE and that's already taken? Or maybe he'll just insist on calling it the Trump Empire. You guys said you didn't want a King, you've got an Emperor now. #AllHailEmperorTrump
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Going to have to call it the New American Empire, maybe, cos United American Empire works out to UAE and that's already taken? Or maybe he'll just insist on calling it the Trump Empire. You guys said you didn't want a King, you've got an Emperor now. #AllHailEmperorTrump
If you need a bit of fantasy escapism today and have access to it, I recommend you watch the Star Wars show Skeleton Crew, which is a kids-friendly SW series in the vein of The Goonies but with no upskirt shots and more actual space pirates in search of gold
a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out .
ALT: a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
If you need a bit of fantasy escapism today and have access to it, I recommend you watch the Star Wars show Skeleton Crew, which is a kids-friendly SW series in the vein of The Goonies but with no upskirt shots and more actual space pirates in search of gold
Starting to think that Randy Rainbow's songs are having no effect at all
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Starting to think that Randy Rainbow's songs are having no effect at all
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So seeing Mal, Kaylee & Major Kusanagi in the lineup pretty much guaranteed my January indie purchase was gonna be from @heresyminiatures.com
#Nerdlings #Indie26
#Nerdlings #Indie26
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
So seeing Mal, Kaylee & Major Kusanagi in the lineup pretty much guaranteed my January indie purchase was gonna be from @heresyminiatures.com
#Nerdlings #Indie26
#Nerdlings #Indie26
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every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
September 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
Glory days nostalgia: we had a little one-upmanship going on of who could do the best conversions for the display cabinet amongst my team of ~8 guys. i don't know if you ever visited Warhammer World in the 90s (when the shop was downstairs and we did museum tours) but our cabinet fucking rocked.
You don't have to believe me, but I know my boy Phil Yip spent ages chopping up the static plastic Space Marine tactical squad from the mid-90s so that they were sprinting and dual wielding plasma pistols etc, and Jes Goodwin himself descended from the Studio to check them out in the display cabinet
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Glory days nostalgia: we had a little one-upmanship going on of who could do the best conversions for the display cabinet amongst my team of ~8 guys. i don't know if you ever visited Warhammer World in the 90s (when the shop was downstairs and we did museum tours) but our cabinet fucking rocked.
This news of the terrible inferno that killed so many people in that Swiss resort being due to them covering the ceiling in soundproofing triangular foam (like you got in figure cases) being set on fire, reminds me of when i made a Genestealer bursting through the celiing at GW Leicester
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This news of the terrible inferno that killed so many people in that Swiss resort being due to them covering the ceiling in soundproofing triangular foam (like you got in figure cases) being set on fire, reminds me of when i made a Genestealer bursting through the celiing at GW Leicester