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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)
@heresyminiatures.com
Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious
https://heresyminiatures.com/shop
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Just treated myself to a set of Snow Trolls from @heresyminiatures.com - going to use them as Cavern Dwellers for my Northern Alliance Kings of War army ^^

heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
New spell component just dropped
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ready for Monday, the 1st of December, here is the short list of Christmas songs that I tolerate the most, some I even like a lot
open.spotify.com/playlist/3kr...
And here's just a huge list of varied quality that I very often skip songs on ('random' my arse)
open.spotify.com/playlist/54y...
Christmas Crackers
open.spotify.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hearing they plan on doing a sequel to the two Wicked movies and I can't help but feel that that's The Wizard Of Oz?
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals.
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's for a film about a faded Hollywood actor accidentally signing up to do Panto, but his revealed love for Leeds, Greggs sausage rolls and steak bakes alone is worth the reading.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Oh yes he is! Kiefer Sutherland dives into the world of panto
Hollywood megastars hit Leeds this year to make Tinsel Town, a feelgood festive comedy about panto. The 24 star, Rebel Wilson and more talk about their addiction to Gregg’s sausage rolls – and epic br...
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Black Friday,...sale....yada yada Still need those orders!!
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I had a science teacher in middle school who did something similar but it was pre-internet and he made us all try to put our elbows in our ears. Then the next year he forgot he did that and did it again and I was the only one who remembered you couldn't do it so didn't try, much to his bemusement.
This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
By the look of it - the old metal ones that were 'a bit difficult' to assemble? Great work, Kev!
Anyone reading this can find the updated resin versions here
heresyminiatures.com/hellbeasts
or on Etsy:
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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I would both watch and play this.....
#StarWars #Warhammer
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Delighted to learn that Whitworths figs are the self pollinating kind and therefore pretty unlikely to contain wasps
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Going to bed, I hope you all have disgusting global local pickled delicacies other than ONIONS and CHUTNEY for me when i wake up
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thanks to Qi, I just learned that Wild Bill hickok chose his own nickame as a mitigation after everyone called him Duck Bill Hickok on account of his protruding duck lips
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where do you come from in the world, and what's the No. 1 Pickled Item that everyone locally says is the best pickeld item? I'm in England (Derby), and it's Pickled Onions, beat that
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Main problem with getting to the workshop at 3pm is it's exactly the point in the day when I'm tired and want to go home...
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
waiting all morning for important GP call b4 i can go to work. Finaly get it, answer it, they immediately cut off, then send a text saying 'why u no answer call, we'll call again by 6pm dont miss it or else', and you can't reply to the test or ring the dr back directly. so frustrating
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
ICYMI last night
All the RL drama and chores have eaten into my mojo massively but mainly I am lamenting making life harder for myself with all these bloody chains and dangle doodads on the new Fallen One #miniatures #chaos #demons
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
PLumber has discovered a leaking pipe on the boiler that could be disastrous, and so his half hour job is turning into a much bigger job which is a shame as the small talk ran out in the first 5 minutes
a man in a suit drinking from a cup with the words awkward silence below him
ALT: a man in a suit drinking from a cup with the words awkward silence below him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut said that all stories boil down to man in a hole.

Soft sci fi - man in a worm hole
Hard sci fi - man in a black hole
Literary fiction - sad professor wants a hole
Thriller - man in a plot hole
Mystery - hole in a man
Fantasy - Lord of the holes
Romance - ummm
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Heresy Miniatures make some really great miniatures, especially the monsters and the gangs.

Plus, Andy's great to deal with. You can't go wrong!

Unless you're worried about too many more miniatures too paint. But that's a problem for Tomorrow You, right, and who cares about them?
Some more things you can get up to 33% off tonight! And £5 extra off if you spend £50, using code TAKE5OFF
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
heresyminiatures.com/discounts
#miniatures #stargrave #traveller #dnd
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Mortified to realise the gloss painted wooden step into the bathroom was not 'gradually peeling away to reveal black undercoat of some sort and in need of repainting' as I thought, was just dirty from footwear etc and needed cream cleaner and a damn good wipe. Whoops.
a man in white tights is standing in a living room
ALT: a man in white tights is standing in a living room
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Man, imagine you're Chris Tucker or Jackie Chan's agent right now. Last week, offers for ads for erectile dysfunction tablets etc. This week, you can literally ask for however many numbers you can fit onto a cheque to get them out of retirement and on screen one more time
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Search for 'Fallen' on the shop. I need to add him to the Etsy shop foe EU&Norway but don't want to do it until these last few parts are moulded cos Etsy times your dispatch rate and so pre-orders are tricky
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM