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All I want is a good bit of fun. Hell…Don't follow me! I've been going in circles for HOURS.
Triggered by an apparent attack against a treasured childhood icon? You might be experiencing Poe’s Law.
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Triggered by an apparent attack against a treasured childhood icon? You might be experiencing Poe’s Law.
Poe’s Law is wild
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Poe’s Law is wild
I like to watch a Star Trek pretty much every night. Just finished making my way through Enterprise again, last night. I like it better each time. Too bad it got shafted and then given such a Newhart-esque ending. “By the way, he’s about to die. It’s kinda sad he doesn’t know it.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I like to watch a Star Trek pretty much every night. Just finished making my way through Enterprise again, last night. I like it better each time. Too bad it got shafted and then given such a Newhart-esque ending. “By the way, he’s about to die. It’s kinda sad he doesn’t know it.”
Your rug, it’s so soft! How are you…how are you doing that? It’s fantastic!
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Your rug, it’s so soft! How are you…how are you doing that? It’s fantastic!
Sure, it looks comfy, but that cardigan was a dire warning to any muppet that dared to harbor any thoughts of resistance to the forearm brigade.
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Sure, it looks comfy, but that cardigan was a dire warning to any muppet that dared to harbor any thoughts of resistance to the forearm brigade.
This doesn’t bode well for the fatted calf
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This doesn’t bode well for the fatted calf
Looks a bit like Sanborn-Skyline Park
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Looks a bit like Sanborn-Skyline Park
I’ll have you know my email account is regarded as vintage. It’s very, very old, very very lovely, and considered by many to be a museum quality piece!
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I’ll have you know my email account is regarded as vintage. It’s very, very old, very very lovely, and considered by many to be a museum quality piece!
Ahhh…that explains why someone liked my Sexy Watto drawing over on Tumblr, seemingly out of the blue, tonight.
Editor: You get those photos of Sam Elliot and Watto?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
January 21, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Ahhh…that explains why someone liked my Sexy Watto drawing over on Tumblr, seemingly out of the blue, tonight.
Charolais, you stay
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Charolais, you stay
My life might not be memorable or influential to others, but when my time has reached its end, I hope more people will want to say they were happy to have known me than not.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My life might not be memorable or influential to others, but when my time has reached its end, I hope more people will want to say they were happy to have known me than not.
Red wine on your Met Gala cloak, again?
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Red wine on your Met Gala cloak, again?
It’s the sound a seasick crocodile makes.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
It’s the sound a seasick crocodile makes.
For the Honmoon!
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
For the Honmoon!
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
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consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
Be sure to add “artist, forced to perform, sued for lackluster presentation” to your 2026 bingo card.
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Be sure to add “artist, forced to perform, sued for lackluster presentation” to your 2026 bingo card.
Emphasis on minor interaction, not minor celebrity, of course. Living in Manhattan offers many opportunities for casual encounters with celebrities.
December 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Emphasis on minor interaction, not minor celebrity, of course. Living in Manhattan offers many opportunities for casual encounters with celebrities.
Universal Bar and Grill, Manhattan, 1993
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Universal Bar and Grill, Manhattan, 1993
I very quietly ate dinner across from Polly Draper, Grant Shaud, Tony Roberts, Mary-Louise Parker and Debra Messing. I was at a table for one, celebrating acing a final exam. They were currently performing in Four Dogs and a Bone. There was only a pair of awkwardly empty chairs between Polly and me.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I very quietly ate dinner across from Polly Draper, Grant Shaud, Tony Roberts, Mary-Louise Parker and Debra Messing. I was at a table for one, celebrating acing a final exam. They were currently performing in Four Dogs and a Bone. There was only a pair of awkwardly empty chairs between Polly and me.
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
The Allman Joy Division Brothers Band
Been spending the day, watching city holiday lights walkthrough videos…Paris, London, New York, Dublin, Florence, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc… If the video has an AI generated image, on the menu, I’m assuming it is garbage. Automatic skip.
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Been spending the day, watching city holiday lights walkthrough videos…Paris, London, New York, Dublin, Florence, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, etc… If the video has an AI generated image, on the menu, I’m assuming it is garbage. Automatic skip.
Now I want applesauce.
Give yourself a round of applause.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now I want applesauce.