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Lenoon
@lenoongh.bsky.social
Goonhammer Historicals Editor. I write about warhammer and napoleonics and books. Then, I get real sad.

here's all my stuff: https://www.goonhammer.com/author/lenoon/
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Completely fuckin different here I am HOT SHIT and only god and Bernhardt can judge me
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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I can’t prove this was the intention, but I choose to read “we look forward to seeing these models painted on the tabletop” as a subtle dig at the chuds who are malding at this release since 99% of them have never painted a single model
January 17, 2026 at 12:52 PM
IVE GONE TOO FAR
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Increasingly eschewing plastic in favour of stuff I find in the street. want to take your warhammer in a more organic direction? Give this a read

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Hobby Heresy: Working with Natural Materials, Part 1 – Plants and Fungus
Today Lenoon joins us for part one of a series on advanced hobbying: Using weird, strange, and difficult-to-work with materials outside the bounds of normal plastic and resin.
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January 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Did you know you can make models of anything you like
January 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Hey folks! The prelaunch for my first solo kickstarter just went up here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/har...

I've been working on this for years, so if you dig it or simply wish me well, please repost or share in discords.

Mailing list here: hardyroachgames.co.uk/il-fantasma-...
Coming soon: Il Fantasma del Giallo - An RPG of Violence and Identity
Your acting career is a ruin. You're out of options. Every path travelled, every bridge burnt. But there's always work in the Yellow...
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January 12, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Also I painted a tank
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Just to make an additional point here - we’re not going to update this article every time a certain guy says something idiotic, because we’d never stop writing it. support Businesses and content creators who aren’t fuckwits, like us and @badsquiddogames.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world and buy minis from literally anyone else. No women interested in wargaming? More like No one interested in buying from Warlord
For reference:
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Two years and over at @goonhammer.com we‘re still saying everyone is welcome in historical wargaming, with the exception of Nazis and misogynist fucks.

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Goonhammer Historicals: Historicals in Modernity
We’re going to take a break from our usual Historicals content this week and channel Admiral Cosme Damian de Churruca. This article is about nailing our colours to the mast to stand up to def…
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January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
One of the many advantages of parenting twin newborns is that I’m up all night, and able to get some solo 0200 hours in between feeds
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Pleasant trip down memory lane with this one
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love this series
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A bizarre amount of people have read this, you should be one of them, for some reason?
I’m hanging up my paintbrush for 2025, with impending arrivals - so why not take a look back on the entire year at tedious length?

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Lenoon’s Year in Review: 2025, My Beloved
Lenoon wraps up 2025, with nary a toe tank in sight.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Lenoon wraps up 2025, with nary a toe tank in sight.
Lenoon's Year in Review: 2025, My Beloved
Lenoon wraps up 2025, with nary a toe tank in sight.
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December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m hanging up my paintbrush for 2025, with impending arrivals - so why not take a look back on the entire year at tedious length?

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Lenoon’s Year in Review: 2025, My Beloved
Lenoon wraps up 2025, with nary a toe tank in sight.
www.goonhammer.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you give a fuck about asylum seekers taking taxis I would suggest you are a piece of shit
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Completely fuckin different here I am HOT SHIT and only god and Bernhardt can judge me
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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theyre soulless monsters you dont feel bad about killing, and theyre also zombies!
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Been having some fun with @wargamesatlantic.bsky.social massive range to make konflikt 47 zombies
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Goonhammer Historicals: Kitbashing Konflikt ’47
Lenoon kitbashes a load of fash zombies for people to turn into mulch using Wargames Atlantic plastics
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November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Incredible laziness from me but wrote up part two of this deep dive, finally! Digging into Alamut, Assassins and Azebs for #trenchcrusade

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November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My tribute to Dan Abnett‘s incredible pariah and penitent was published on @goonhammer.com today, alongside @choamchomsky.bsky.social diving into the gothic, the weird, and the penitent

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We Have Always Lived In the Imperial Palace: Gothic Fiction in 40k Part 2 – The Pariah and the Penitent
Lenoon continues our inquest into gothic fiction on Halloween itself, examining Pariah and Penitent in the epistolary style of the old masters.
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October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You should go read this because it’s great
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is very much a slow TV style historicals series, lots of talk, worked with some caulk
October 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In non-elephant news, my Egyptian village board is nearly finished! We’re up to the beginning of the first crusade and its looking lovely

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Goonhammer Historicals: Making Medieval Terrain – A Village in the East, Part 4
This week in Historicals, it’s time for part 4 of Lenoon’s look at building a medieval village in North Africa — focusing this time on roads.
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October 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM