Leonid Illyich Brezhnev
@leobrezhnev.bsky.social
Notorious L.I.B. General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, Hero of the Soviet Union (X4), Marshall, Husband, Father, Atheist. He/Comrade
"I'm a pervert."
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I'm a pervert."
The Brezhnev Center, formerly known as the Stalin Center, formerly known as the Nicholas II Center, is renamed the Putin Palazzio for Performative Despotism
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Brezhnev Center, formerly known as the Stalin Center, formerly known as the Nicholas II Center, is renamed the Putin Palazzio for Performative Despotism
Trump gets to bed and turns to his inflatable sex doll and says "And today AGAIN I outdid myself saying the most repulsive and vile things and look at me: I'M STILL HERE!"
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Trump gets to bed and turns to his inflatable sex doll and says "And today AGAIN I outdid myself saying the most repulsive and vile things and look at me: I'M STILL HERE!"
Celebrating his 70th?!? Wait until they learn he's actually long dead.
Chinese communists celebrate Joseph Stalin's seventieth birthday.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Celebrating his 70th?!? Wait until they learn he's actually long dead.
A check.
That's so cheap.
In Putin' Russia, they give Lada car to your family when their valourous warriors finally trespass in horrible pain in the trenches for no good reasons.
That's so cheap.
In Putin' Russia, they give Lada car to your family when their valourous warriors finally trespass in horrible pain in the trenches for no good reasons.
A Naval officer on the "warrior dividend" - "When there's bad news coming, the mess decks always serve steak and lobster. Without fail."
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A check.
That's so cheap.
In Putin' Russia, they give Lada car to your family when their valourous warriors finally trespass in horrible pain in the trenches for no good reasons.
That's so cheap.
In Putin' Russia, they give Lada car to your family when their valourous warriors finally trespass in horrible pain in the trenches for no good reasons.
Knobs Mechanics.
A shop that takes in your tech-bloated modern car and reverse-engineer anything that can be into good ol' knobs and buttons and mechanic, not electronic, controls.
A shop that takes in your tech-bloated modern car and reverse-engineer anything that can be into good ol' knobs and buttons and mechanic, not electronic, controls.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Knobs Mechanics.
A shop that takes in your tech-bloated modern car and reverse-engineer anything that can be into good ol' knobs and buttons and mechanic, not electronic, controls.
A shop that takes in your tech-bloated modern car and reverse-engineer anything that can be into good ol' knobs and buttons and mechanic, not electronic, controls.
He should do that every night.
On Prime.
On Prime.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
He should do that every night.
On Prime.
On Prime.
Will probably be named Governor of Venezuela.
Dan Bongino announces he will be leaving his Deputy FBI Director position.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Will probably be named Governor of Venezuela.
Yeah.
I liked Hollywood more when it was less *check notes* commercialized.
*drinks from huge, shiny, wet Coca-Cola can*
Aaaah. Yes. That's so good.
I liked Hollywood more when it was less *check notes* commercialized.
*drinks from huge, shiny, wet Coca-Cola can*
Aaaah. Yes. That's so good.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Yeah.
I liked Hollywood more when it was less *check notes* commercialized.
*drinks from huge, shiny, wet Coca-Cola can*
Aaaah. Yes. That's so good.
I liked Hollywood more when it was less *check notes* commercialized.
*drinks from huge, shiny, wet Coca-Cola can*
Aaaah. Yes. That's so good.
AVTOPILOT
Tesla has 60 days to rename Autopilot, or it could face a sales suspension in its biggest U.S. market.
Tesla Ordered To Rename Autopilot Or Face Sales Suspension In California
Tesla has 60 days to rename Autopilot, or it could face a sales suspension in its biggest U.S. market.
insideevs.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
AVTOPILOT
He's ceding the throne to his highest son.
President Trump says he's addressing the nation from the White House tomorrow evening at 9 p.m. Eastern.
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
He's ceding the throne to his highest son.
President becomes dictator? "I hate this timeline!!"
Beloved celeb dies an unfortunsate death? "I hate this timeline!!"
Local sportteam loses to rival sportteam? "I hate this timeline!!"
Split your skull falling in the shower? "I hate this timeline!!"
Sydney Sweeney sucking your big toe? "oh ok."
Beloved celeb dies an unfortunsate death? "I hate this timeline!!"
Local sportteam loses to rival sportteam? "I hate this timeline!!"
Split your skull falling in the shower? "I hate this timeline!!"
Sydney Sweeney sucking your big toe? "oh ok."
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
President becomes dictator? "I hate this timeline!!"
Beloved celeb dies an unfortunsate death? "I hate this timeline!!"
Local sportteam loses to rival sportteam? "I hate this timeline!!"
Split your skull falling in the shower? "I hate this timeline!!"
Sydney Sweeney sucking your big toe? "oh ok."
Beloved celeb dies an unfortunsate death? "I hate this timeline!!"
Local sportteam loses to rival sportteam? "I hate this timeline!!"
Split your skull falling in the shower? "I hate this timeline!!"
Sydney Sweeney sucking your big toe? "oh ok."
Soccer would be better if it were hockey
How to fix soccer:
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
1. The field is too big, shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two.
3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid.
4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage.
5. Pawns everywhere.
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Soccer would be better if it were hockey
Ok ok ok Rob Reiner was a nice guy and he made very likeable movies and Princess Bride was funny & wevsll had a good time watching it and thanks for making it and all that but please Can We All Just? No, Princess Bride is not The Best Film Ever Made. Calm down and watch more movies.
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ok ok ok Rob Reiner was a nice guy and he made very likeable movies and Princess Bride was funny & wevsll had a good time watching it and thanks for making it and all that but please Can We All Just? No, Princess Bride is not The Best Film Ever Made. Calm down and watch more movies.
"Ok, everyone, let's try not to look like movie villains!" *click* "Ugh. Well, I guess that'll have to do."
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Ok, everyone, let's try not to look like movie villains!" *click* "Ugh. Well, I guess that'll have to do."
Lincoln, in the corner: "please kill me".
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Lincoln, in the corner: "please kill me".
Wattabout a SNP cabinet minister in a coalition government?
Latest YouGov:
Reform UK: 28% (+1 from 7-8 Dec)
Labour: 18% (-1)
Greens: 17% (+2)
Conservatives: 17% (-1)
Lib Dems: 14% (=)
SNP: 4% (+1)
Reform UK: 28% (+1 from 7-8 Dec)
Labour: 18% (-1)
Greens: 17% (+2)
Conservatives: 17% (-1)
Lib Dems: 14% (=)
SNP: 4% (+1)
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Wattabout a SNP cabinet minister in a coalition government?
Believe Me
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December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Believe Me
Winds of Change
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Winds of Change
True story. I was the dog. The smell of Lush stores made me take loooooong detours to avoid it.
"can i bring my dog in" someone asked as their dog STRAINED to get away from the shop
December 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
True story. I was the dog. The smell of Lush stores made me take loooooong detours to avoid it.
Crumpassionate Conservatives
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Crumpassionate Conservatives
Me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me when it happens
That might be true, but if and only if there are elections.
Regarding our statement on Trump and Reiner. "Bolsonaro lost the last election because many people stayed home."
Isso é um lance que eu penso muito, o bolsonaro perdeu na ultima pq muita gente não saiu de casa. Eu tenho a impressão que a próxima eleição vai ser ganha na abstenção do Lado De Lá™️
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That might be true, but if and only if there are elections.