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"𝘉𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭!! 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒆!!" 𝗙𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝘀! --> PENNED BY JOKERUSSY LOVER ❤

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

"...that's what it means to be a 𝙇𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙚."

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 45m

((The eep wins. Nap time 😴

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 53m

((In the mood to be silly..

But also the eep..the eep consumes me..

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Clark J. Kent @smallville-ck.bsky.social · Aug 22

Lois told me that if I pose like this, I'll get a ton of new followers.

I don't know why I'd want that or how this would do that, but she threatened my life about four times over it, so I suppose it's best to oblige. I can never tell if she's kidding or not.

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𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 14h

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

(("Sir, could I see your package?"

*pants drop*.

"SIR?? YOUR PACKAGE?? YOUR MAIL?? NOT YOUR BABY MAKING ROD???"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

((He's gonna get scarred...

He doesn't understand a word of this...

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

((Slight note to add: Gauche has never seen a cell phone in his whole damn life.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

pleasant place!"

Stuffing his notes away.

"Now, could I please have a look at the package so I can ascertain the box size it will need?"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

"Pound Town..."

Hasty scribbling. The location wasn't raising any bells, but, then again, most of his life had been spent in Amberground. This place was still alien to him.

There was bound to be a library here. Perhaps he could take a look at a map-?

"Yes, sir, I've got it. Sounds like a

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 21h

"Address it to Pound Town, my favorite spot to go. Really, nothing's better than taking someone to pound town."

"anyone at this point really." A quick nod of his head, hands at his waist. "Getting busy, getting freaky, doing that thang."

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Pen scratching to a halt. Looking up at the other, bewildered.

"Any hole is goal, sir-? The people in this country have very peculiar names."

A shrug. Not his business. He's just the postsman. Jotting the infernal words down.

"And address?"

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

Ooh, I see! Is this something you were born with?

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 21h

Because I have a power that makes me immune! And I can make you an antidote if they do touch you!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

[Pausing. Watching from a distance.]

They 𝘢𝘳𝘦 pretty cute, really. How do you ensure they won't irritate 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 skin-?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

[Edging away now...not keen in getting poisoned.]

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Oh-

Erm, here you go, then!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

((Do itt

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Oh, bugs-

That's why the box keeps wiggling! But it's here, safe and sound.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 22h

"Right yeah.."

He's looking over the clipboard, a finger tapping at it lightly.

"Can you just put for recipient — any hole is goal?"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Busily making notes on his clipboard. The innuendo's completely lost on him.

"Okay..we'll weigh it later. Delivery address and recipient's name?"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Busily making notes on his clipboard. The innuendo's completely lost on him.

"Okay..we'll weigh it later. Delivery address and recipient's name?"

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 22h

Holding back laughter.

"Very large, organic material. Quite fragile."

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Appearing out of thin air.

"Leave it t Gauche of the Letter Bees, sir! Size and material? Fragile materials cost extra."

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

Appearing out of thin air.

"Leave it t Gauche of the Letter Bees, sir! Size and material? Fragile materials cost extra."

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 22h

I need help with my package.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

"Hey, guys! I'm Gauche, your neighborhood package guy! Call me for help with your packages!"

..no. Not that.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 22h

I need to start pitching myself out to more people here! Pick up more jobs!

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

💭: The boss' son is so cruel to animals.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((Shoot, I forgot my Godot is on a list with 77 other muses.

I need to behave. Can't ruin my reputation in the AA verse

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, no, no, no. It's a real one! I'll show you-

[Taking aim at Kyle. Loading the gun. BANG-

Kyle's fine. Heart bullets don't hurt humans.

The letter, however, is on fire.]

SIR, YOUR MAIL-!! I'M- I'M SORRY!!

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, so you have heard of the Letter Bees! That's refreshing. No one else around seems to know of us. I thought I was going crazy!

But, no, sir. This isn't a cosplay. I'm a real Letter Bee, you see.

Here, look-

[Retrieving his Shindajuu from its holster, holding it out.]

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

No, no, not at all. I come from Amberground! You've heard of it, surely-?

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