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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
Pinned
// the amount of pain I'm in rn is killing me so bad... I still have 4 hours left of work..
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
// the amount of pain I'm in rn is killing me so bad... I still have 4 hours left of work..
"Well, now this is just awkward...And I thought I was the weird social outcast. It's a charming point-- Girls dig it. Just don't ask around."
"Anyway." He peered at the other, arching his brow before slowly extending his hand.
"Bernard."
"Anyway." He peered at the other, arching his brow before slowly extending his hand.
"Bernard."
Shoulders raised, head slumped. Clearly embarrassed already by the whole situation. Eyes averting from him.
“If-If you want me to go away, I can.”
Hands continue to fidget and push into their own palms, rocking themself back and forth.
“I don’t want to hurt anyone.”
“If-If you want me to go away, I can.”
Hands continue to fidget and push into their own palms, rocking themself back and forth.
“I don’t want to hurt anyone.”
"The..snake on your head are friendly. Ok, cool. Yeah. Why wouldn't they be? Sure, why not? Why wouldn't a Gorgon be here?"
Speaking as though to reassure himself of all the strange things he's seen in his time.
"Just know, if you try anything -- I know Batman! Sort of!"
"...He'd come!"
Speaking as though to reassure himself of all the strange things he's seen in his time.
"Just know, if you try anything -- I know Batman! Sort of!"
"...He'd come!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Well, now this is just awkward...And I thought I was the weird social outcast. It's a charming point-- Girls dig it. Just don't ask around."
"Anyway." He peered at the other, arching his brow before slowly extending his hand.
"Bernard."
"Anyway." He peered at the other, arching his brow before slowly extending his hand.
"Bernard."
"The..snake on your head are friendly. Ok, cool. Yeah. Why wouldn't they be? Sure, why not? Why wouldn't a Gorgon be here?"
Speaking as though to reassure himself of all the strange things he's seen in his time.
"Just know, if you try anything -- I know Batman! Sort of!"
"...He'd come!"
Speaking as though to reassure himself of all the strange things he's seen in his time.
"Just know, if you try anything -- I know Batman! Sort of!"
"...He'd come!"
Recognizing that pause. Oh no, they’re gonna scare him off, dang it—
“Oh, yeah, that, uh-” Sounding like a stammering mess. Kneading their hands together.
“They’re permanent. They’re friendly, though!”
“Oh, yeah, that, uh-” Sounding like a stammering mess. Kneading their hands together.
“They’re permanent. They’re friendly, though!”
"A newbie?? Yeah I'd have no—"
A pause, brief -- contemplating, his eyes narrow while looking towards thr stranger with an expression of utmost bemusement.
"You..have...uhhhh something on your uhh....head...there."
A pause, brief -- contemplating, his eyes narrow while looking towards thr stranger with an expression of utmost bemusement.
"You..have...uhhhh something on your uhh....head...there."
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"The..snake on your head are friendly. Ok, cool. Yeah. Why wouldn't they be? Sure, why not? Why wouldn't a Gorgon be here?"
Speaking as though to reassure himself of all the strange things he's seen in his time.
"Just know, if you try anything -- I know Batman! Sort of!"
"...He'd come!"
Speaking as though to reassure himself of all the strange things he's seen in his time.
"Just know, if you try anything -- I know Batman! Sort of!"
"...He'd come!"
"A newbie?? Yeah I'd have no—"
A pause, brief -- contemplating, his eyes narrow while looking towards thr stranger with an expression of utmost bemusement.
"You..have...uhhhh something on your uhh....head...there."
A pause, brief -- contemplating, his eyes narrow while looking towards thr stranger with an expression of utmost bemusement.
"You..have...uhhhh something on your uhh....head...there."
“I don’t know how to play video games but I would like to try!”
If they don’t end up breaking all the electronics on accident.
If they don’t end up breaking all the electronics on accident.
"Tim hasn't played any video games with me in ages."
"Therefore the position for new best pal is opening back up. That guy CLEARLY hates me."
"Therefore the position for new best pal is opening back up. That guy CLEARLY hates me."
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"A newbie?? Yeah I'd have no—"
A pause, brief -- contemplating, his eyes narrow while looking towards thr stranger with an expression of utmost bemusement.
"You..have...uhhhh something on your uhh....head...there."
A pause, brief -- contemplating, his eyes narrow while looking towards thr stranger with an expression of utmost bemusement.
"You..have...uhhhh something on your uhh....head...there."
"Tim hasn't played any video games with me in ages."
"Therefore the position for new best pal is opening back up. That guy CLEARLY hates me."
"Therefore the position for new best pal is opening back up. That guy CLEARLY hates me."
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Tim hasn't played any video games with me in ages."
"Therefore the position for new best pal is opening back up. That guy CLEARLY hates me."
"Therefore the position for new best pal is opening back up. That guy CLEARLY hates me."
"I don't think I know how to respond to that -- Thanks? For not making me-- What....?"
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
"Shit kid, If I was /trying/ to make you look a fool, you'd be on the short bus by now."
Condescending head pat.
Condescending head pat.
"Okay, yeah sure. Just make me look dumb why don't you?!"
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"I don't think I know how to respond to that -- Thanks? For not making me-- What....?"
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
"Cooler one...?" A quick up & down glance, lips pulling to a tightened, straight line.
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
“I like how you answered your own question there. Bravo.
Luckily for you, the cooler one is here. Batman is lame.”
Luckily for you, the cooler one is here. Batman is lame.”
"I tend to like to overcomplicate things. Makes life more interesting that way, being the exception to the rules. Right? Right."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Cooler one...?" A quick up & down glance, lips pulling to a tightened, straight line.
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
I really like honey on biscuits...
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I really like honey on biscuits...
Suddenly I don't feel bad for telling Tim I wanted to make his dad have my babies.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Suddenly I don't feel bad for telling Tim I wanted to make his dad have my babies.
// yk what. Yk what.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
// yk what. Yk what.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
It definitely brings me a certain joy I can't get anywhere else. And as your best friend in the whole world, it's my job to make you question life at least twice a day.
You are NOT having babies with my DAD??
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It definitely brings me a certain joy I can't get anywhere else. And as your best friend in the whole world, it's my job to make you question life at least twice a day.
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
We really don’t need to unpack that—
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
Reposted by ᯓ★𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃.
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
"Okay, yeah sure. Just make me look dumb why don't you?!"
"Really? I would've gone with bubblemint personally, but whatever."
— @zteamvibes.bsky.social
"Your hair makes me want cotton candy real bad. Or bubblegum. Cotton candy bubblegum??"
"Your hair makes me want cotton candy real bad. Or bubblegum. Cotton candy bubblegum??"
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Okay, yeah sure. Just make me look dumb why don't you?!"
Mr. Wayne, would you do me the honor....
Of becoming....
My bride?
Of becoming....
My bride?
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Mr. Wayne, would you do me the honor....
Of becoming....
My bride?
Of becoming....
My bride?
// THE MEASUREMENTS PLEAASE
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
// THE MEASUREMENTS PLEAASE
// you werent supposed to see that either.... 😔
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
// you werent supposed to see that either.... 😔
// you werent supposed to see that 😩
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
// you werent supposed to see that 😩
// we should let him dress like this again.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
// we should let him dress like this again.