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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I love the inside scoop of what heroes do.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"He's hot. Older than me, sure. But I could fold him in two. I digress--

Tim said they had like a one time fling. Which I'm shocked myself. He said he's slept with better??? I don't believe it!"
“Everyone? 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 wants to.. bang? Bang Nightwing?”

How did the conversation GET here?? They were talking about THANKSGIVING.

“I don’t.. I’m having a hard time getting how Tim slept with Robin….”
"I have a fat crush on Red Robin! It's normal, I'm sure a lot of people do. Just like everything wants to bang Nightwing because his fat ass."

"Yeah, I tell Tim everything. Naturally he knows I'm into Robin. But that whore slept with him! I still love Timmy, though. But that SLUT."
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"I have a fat crush on Red Robin! It's normal, I'm sure a lot of people do. Just like everything wants to bang Nightwing because his fat ass."

"Yeah, I tell Tim everything. Naturally he knows I'm into Robin. But that whore slept with him! I still love Timmy, though. But that SLUT."
“What do you MEAN? Love of your life?? TIM KNOWS? He had a.. fling? With Red Robin??”

Yeah. That’s a headache. His head is in his hands.
"Red Robin's hot. And probably the love of my life -- but you know."

"No biggie. Tim already knows I'm into the dude. Been trying to get him to plah wingman. Never get Tim Drake to play wingman. He had a fling with the guy! I'm so jealous.."
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You have...a parenting book...??
This.. parenting book. That I bought. I’m just gonna give it to them, and chat about it
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Red Robin's hot. And probably the love of my life -- but you know."

"No biggie. Tim already knows I'm into the dude. Been trying to get him to plah wingman. Never get Tim Drake to play wingman. He had a fling with the guy! I'm so jealous.."
“WHY—?

….. Red Robin? I REALLY need to have a talk with Tim”
"Tim knows I want that man in ways that would make me a plight in the eyes of God."

"Not as much as Red Robin, though."
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
About--?
We’re just gonna talk……
They've...Been through a lot.

Don't be hard on them.
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Tim knows I want that man in ways that would make me a plight in the eyes of God."

"Not as much as Red Robin, though."
“BURYING—

I think.. I need to have a talk with Tim—“
"Well, yeah. They're huge. Perfect for burying your face in."

"He still sucks, though. But I would hit."
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
They've...Been through a lot.

Don't be hard on them.
Oh come on, I won’t use all that
Coming from you with all the weaponry at your disposal? It's a little concerning, yeah.
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Well, yeah. They're huge. Perfect for burying your face in."

"He still sucks, though. But I would hit."
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Reposted by ᯓ★𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Reposted by ᯓ★𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃.
I think a pizza could fix me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I call it like I see, dude.

Massive honkers..
CHOKING— COUGHING—
"We don't get along."

"Even if his boobs are large."
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Coming from you with all the weaponry at your disposal? It's a little concerning, yeah.
Criminal’s a strong word. I just like to pop in and say hi, is that so bad??
Mister scary Red Hood, sir. Why are you visiting my folks. Aren't you a criminal..?

Whaaat are you doing..
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
His smile softened, genuine as he turned his gaze towards his friend, nudging an elbow to his arm gently in a teasing manner.

"Hope you're not getting jealous over here, Timmy. Since you're so used to being the one fawned over- Looks like someone else is getting the attention."

"Shocking!" ++
The teasing look died in his eyes, Tim staring. Listening.

That made him 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭—

He wasn’t sure. What that feeling was. It was more than.. awkwardness. From a compliment. Or hero worship.

“It isn’t stupid.” It really wasn’t. Tim’s admired Robin for a long time, maybe not the 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 Robin, but still.
"I mean, sure. When you put it like that. Saving people is his thing, no doubt..but.." Bernard went quiet for a moment, his brows pulled together in a crease.

"I always thought Red Robin was the coolest. Stupid, I know. Even when I was younger even if we seem like the same age." ++
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
// HELP ITS MY GO TO SAYING
💥/: EN ESTA ECONOMÍA

ME MEO
"Yeah, well. That's how the cookie crumbles or whatever the hell people say."

"En esta enconomia."
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"We don't get along."

"Even if his boobs are large."
“Why.. why would Bruce mind?”
"Thanks, Dick. You're a real one.."

"I'm sure Timbo wouldn't mind me crashing the Wayne family Thanksgiving. Mister Wayne on the otherhaaaand..."
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Mister scary Red Hood, sir. Why are you visiting my folks. Aren't you a criminal..?

Whaaat are you doing..
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They ignore me, have crazy high expectations, don't care about what I'm doing in college, and are blatantly homophobic.

But you know. They birthed me. So.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hey, woah..! We don't need to kill my folks. They're shit parents but they ARE my only parents!
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Thanks, Dick. You're a real one.."

"I'm sure Timbo wouldn't mind me crashing the Wayne family Thanksgiving. Mister Wayne on the otherhaaaand..."
🥺 “You can come to the Manor for Thanksgiving?”

“Tim would like you there—!”
"I major in physics and biology, but you know.. It's not my parents' dream so fuck me, I guess."

"We should totally cancel Thanksgiving this year. No specific reason. I love going home."
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by ᯓ★𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃.
// im giving tim the shrimp allergy. its TOO funny to me
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
// cooking Tim a tasty meal 🦐🦐🦐
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"I major in physics and biology, but you know.. It's not my parents' dream so fuck me, I guess."

"We should totally cancel Thanksgiving this year. No specific reason. I love going home."
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
// When a cult kidnaps you for a sacrifice and your parents don't give af <3
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM